The Two Guinea Hens are still preserving their sanity this week post election and hoping the very best for ALL of their friends around the country and the WORLD. We see you, Germany! ICH BIN GABI!!!!! (Now you know who writes these little blurbs.)

We will talk about pop culture and the holidays and the stuff that brings us joy and not just mental wellness stuff... We promise. Just not in this episode.

Preserve your sanity, friends.

Love,
Rosie and Gabby

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This week's episode is mostly, 99.99999% about the finale of the Election.
Spoiler alert - We discuss who won so if you DVR'd the Election don't listen.
The last minute is literally about 💩.
Can you believe that s**t?
Anyway.....
We choose not to live in fear.
We plan to keep our eyes wide the F open at all times.
We plan to use our mental wellness and privilege to help others less fortunate.
We plan to NEVER have an actual format to this podcast because we actually have ADHD and we are doing our freaking best.
Until next week our little sparrows (Jilly)...

the Two Guinea Hens

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In this week's episode the focus is on being unfocused. THAT's the show! No focus. Absolutely none. The conversation JUMPS, the laughter flows, and the mic levels feel on point.

Here's the thing... The Two Guinea Hens love each other, pop culture and their family. They are two, old-fashioned yet HEP, Matock-watching, Charleston Chew eating kind of gals.

Does that make you want to listen?

Well how about this?

Rose makes Gab laugh so hard in this episode that Gab almost chokes to death.

Now do you want to listen?

Does that make this a snuff podcast?

You decide.

Thanks for listening!

Ciao!

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The Two Guinea Hens are on FIRE this episode! Rose admits to having 4,000 cups of coffee and Gab is, well, Gab. The high energy, ADHD is off the charts in this episode. Where to begin? The sisters don't just discuss their neurodiversity, it's actually on display in every single part of this episode. They discuss pop culture, politics, mental health, sociology, family and all in the same sentence.

The sisters were having so much fun the episode is a little over an hour long.

You're welcome.

Thanks so much for listening!!!!!!

Ciao.

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In this week's episode our two sisters are reunited after Rose's work trip to the great state of Texas. Gab considers Texas, America's Sicily.

The two sisters discuss their busy schedules and how they are both feeling the effects of burnout.

They discuss the psychology behind Jason Vorhees. Homicidal maniac or mercy killer? You decide.

The sisters discuss the fear about coming out to work as being disabled and the long way we need to go for disability rights and acceptance in our country.

Serious at times, Rose is yawing a lot -- Not because she's bored, but because of TEXAS.

We hope you enjoy our NOT magazine style format podcast. We're getting there.

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Your favorite clucking hens are back with a new episode.

They still have zero structure or format.

Speaking of which, how does one get those things?

They do have loads of energy (thank you Nicholas Coffee) and they love TV (is streaming considered TV?) and they love each other (which is why they get name-called by someone whose name rhymes with FLOHN FLAVIS).

Gab wants the listeners to have ONE TAKEAWAY from this episode:

TREAT YO SELF and get AMC +. (NOT SPONSORED BY AMC +, in fact I'm sure they would prefer I stop speaking about them). Seriously, if you love Halloween and you do. $8.99 and the amount of movies that you will have access to is incredible.

AMC+ picks from the Two Guinea Hens:

Rose's Top Three picks from the Halloween franchise:

• Halloween 1978
• Rob Zombie's Halloween II 2009
• Halloween III Season of the Witch 1982

Gab's Top Three picks from the Children of the Corn franchise:

• Children of the Corn III: Urban Harvest 1995
• Children of the Corn 1984
• Children of the Corn V: Fields of Terror 1998

We talk about other stuff too like mental illness (our lives) and Rose gives me credit for picking Kamala's VP running mate and for recommending Matlock. (Next week I'll recommend a Cardiologist and where to buy Werther's.) Rose is going to Texas. Pray for her (to buy a RAD cowboy hat and to meet Troy Aikman).

CIAO!!!!
xoxoxo
Rosie and Gabby

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Rose and Gab are back. (We never really went anywhere.)

This is a reintroduction episode to your favorite Italian sissies!

We fill you in on where have we been (gittin' sane) and we fill you in on who we are today (neurodivergent and we know it).

We have been traveling to our favorite place: The Jersey Shore.
This past summer we had quite the situation (pun intended).
We love our state of Pennsylvania. NEPA Valley - What up?

Yeah... it's a lot of energy (coffee was involved) and you can actually hear Rose.

We're the new and improved Two Guinea Hens.

Season 4 REAL starts now!

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It's Gabby's birthday and you are invited to the party. It's just a podcast party, but still. Grab your favorite beverage and join the sisters as they celebrate Gabby's birthday. Fun fact: Rose prayed for Gab to be born. She's basically Nostradamus.
Enjoy!
Oh, and to our German fans, "Milka Schokolade ist die beste!"
Subscribe!
Tschuss!

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