Please see WeirdChristmas.com for text and info on all the stories and writers.

Craig talks with the ever knowledgeable and jolly Benito Cereno about Scandinavian elves, which you're starting to see more and more places in decorations and movies. All links mentioned on the show, along with info on Benito, can be found at WeirdChristmas.com at this link:

https://weirdchristmas.com/2023/12/23/nisser-and-tomtar-scandinavian-elves-with-benito-cereno/

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The best show of the year: 19 stories of Christmas Weirdness from the annual Weird Christmas Flash Fiction Contest. Please visit WeirdChristmas.com to get information on the authors and to read the stories again.

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I talk to Earl Fontainelle of the SHWEP (Secret History of Western Esotericism Podcast). We try to trace down any textual evidence that would connect the origins of Christmas to ancient pagan sources, namely the Mithras cult and Emperor Constantine’s Sol Invictus cult.

Listen here, on your favorite podcast app, or at the Podbean site.

The SHWEP

The SHWEP Oddcast

Music:

• "Scriaben Christmas Time is Here" by Kurt Knecht
• "Christmas is a Pagan Holiday" by Matt Potako

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Benito and I discuss the traditions surrounding the Mari Lwyd, getting into similarities with other European wassailing and hobby horse traditions.

A recording of the Mari Lwyd rhyme in action by the BBC.

Benito's Links:

• Benito’s Christmas history videos
• Benito’s writing at Gumroad
• Apocrypals podcast
• Friends ‘Till the End podcast
• Progressively Horrified

Music:

• "Here Comes the Mari Lwyd" by The Eugenes
• "Mari Lwyd" by Colorama

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SURPRISE CHRISTMAS IN JULY PODCAST!

I never quite got this show finished during the season, so my humble apologies. All is now well.

Thank you to Meghan Arcuri for talking to me about Charlotte Riddell! Her collection of Riddell’s stories will be out very soon. And here are some links to her work, which I encourage everyone to check out:

• A Little Purple Book of Sharp Wit by Charlotte Riddel, ed. Meghan Arcuri
• Arcuri’s stories:
  • “Because You’re Mine”
  • “Green with Hunger”
  • “Am I Missing the Sunlight” in Borderlands 7

• Her bio: Meghan Arcuri is a Bram Stoker Award®-nominated author. Her work can be found in various anthologies, including Borderlands 7 (Borderlands Press), Madhouse (Dark Regions Press), Chiral Mad, and Chiral Mad 3 (Written Backwards). She is currently the Vice President of the Horror Writers Association. Prior to writing, she taught high school math, having earned her B.A. from Colgate University—with a double major in mathematics and English—and her masters from Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute. She lives with her family in New York’s Hudson Valley. Please visit her at meghanarcuri.com, facebook.com/meg.arcuri, or on Twitter (@MeghanArcuri).

Readers who were so gracious and generous with their time this year, as well as being totally patient and not complaining at all when I ghosted them:

• Tessa
• Dustin Pari
• Ileana Reyes
• Charles Gillingham
• Jenny Rowe
• Tony Dixon
• Seb
• Tim Hulsizer
• Amy
• Jessamy Thomison

Bumper music for this episode:

• Usual opening: “O Holy Night” by Tiny Tim, “Christmas Doesn’t Last” by Make Like Monkeys, “Santa Claus Boogie” by Hasil Adkins, “Space Age Santa” by Ross Christman
• Featured opening/bumper: “Bad Boy Naturally” by Make Like Monkeys
• Bumper/closing: “Christmas in July” by the Brutalligators
• Spooky piano Christmas music (as always) by Myuu.

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I chat with Thomas Ruys Smith, editor of Christmas Past: An Anthology of Seasonal Stories from Nineteenth Century America and Professor of American Literature and Culture at the University of East Anglia.

Links from the show:

• Christmas Past: An Anthology of Seasonal Stories from Nineteenth Century America [publisher] [Amazon]
• Thomas Ruys Smith's author website

Bumper music:

• Usual opening: “O Holy Night” by Tiny Tim, “Christmas Doesn’t Last” by Make Like Monkeys, “Santa Claus Boogie” by Hasil Adkins, “Space Age Santa” by Ross Christman
• Featured opening/bumper: "Christmas Past" by Holodelic
• Bumper/closing: "American Christmas" by Chris Dudley

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It’s out later than I would have preferred, but like the inevitability of New Year’s following Christmas, it is here.

To read the stories, get bio information and links on the authors, and for all other show notes, please check out WeirdChristmas.com.

Results:

• Overall Winner: “The Fight” by Elizabeth Guilt
• “Weird Cards” Category Winner: “If the Suit Fits” by Michelle Christophorou
• “There Was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard” Category Winner: “A Churchyard Carol” by Dan Fields
• “Stocking Stuffer” Category Winner: “The Power of Presents and Spidersilk” by Daniel Ausema

Honorable Mention (in no particular order):

• “The Second Coming” — Michelle Christophorou
• “Married to Christmas” — Dustin Pari
• “The Christmas Room” — J.D. Wilson
• “Saving Cinterland” — JJ Mokrezewski
• “The Messenger” — Jens Hieber
• “A Christmas Burial” — Gary Ballard
• “Spirits of Christmas” — D.P. Blanchard
• “A lock of hair, a baby tooth, a toenail” — Eleanor Luke
• “Red Nose” — Thomas Lawrance
• “The Last Holiday” — John Wolf
• “It’s the Most Dreadful Time of the Year” — Paul Lewthwaite
• “How Santa Got Schooled” — Kate Sherrod
• “O Holey Night” — John Possidente
• “The Yew’s Embrace” — Jen Rowe
• “War’s End” — Adam Gottfried
• “Carton Holiday” — Ibiteye Overcomer
• “Christmas Spirits” — Laurie Peterson
• “Piss Pistol” — Brandon Case
• “Grandpa?” — Jonathan Saint

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A big thank you to my volunteer readers this season: my work buddy Lisa and LW Salinas (@sithwitch), both of whom stepped in at the very last second. Otherwise, almost all the authors wanted to read their own work this year, which was fun!

Bumper music:

• Usual opening: “O Holy Night” by Tiny Tim, “Christmas Doesn’t Last” by Make Like Monkeys, “Santa Claus Boogie” by Hasil Adkins, “Space Age Santa” by Ross Christman
• Special opening: “A Little Too Late for Christmas” by The Crux
• Outro: "White Christmas" by the Ventures
• Bumpers: here, here, here, here, here, lots of dark piano Christmas music and Theramin stuff.

Contest results from previous years: 2020, 2019, 2018.