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Help, Alien Lizard People Are Trying to F*ck Me!

A Steamy Dark Alien Romance with a Spicy Reptilian Twist

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Help, Alien Lizard People Are Trying to F*ck Me!

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Help, Alien Lizard People Want to F*ck Me!

A Steamy, Dark Alien Romance That’ll Leave You Scales-Deep in Desire.


What happens when a paranoid conspiracy junkie stumbles into the claws of a seductive stranger with a reptilian edge? Miles Varn is about to find out—and it’s hotter, wilder, and way more dangerous than he ever imagined. Enter Selene, a sultry temptress with lips like sin and eyes that glint with otherworldly secrets. She’s got a body built for trouble and a hunger that’s anything but human.


In this spicy monster romance book for adults, the line between lust and terror blurs as Miles gets tangled in a science fiction romance that’s equal parts steamy and unhinged. Is she an alien lover out to claim him, or a predator with a taste for his soul? Expect smutty romance book heat—think sweaty, desperate encounters and a dark alien romance vibe that’ll keep you flipping pages late into the night.


From diner teases to neon-lit nights, this alien romance ramps up fast, delivering monster romance books for adults thrills with a twist of cosmic chaos. Will Miles resist her scaly allure, or surrender to a passion that might just spawn something out of this world?


Dive into this standalone novella for a raw, rebellious romp that’s as addictive as it is insane—perfect for readers craving a steamy escape with claws, scales, and a whole lot of heat.

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