Weekend Away
An Almost-Erotic, Almost-Love Story
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Lori Schafer
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Lori Schafer
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"And then we were standing, rising up from the water, and as the droplets cascaded down my naked body I imagined myself as a mortal and less awe-inspiring version of Aphrodite, and Jesse as Poseidon, except with, um, only one prong in his trident."
Cindy's friend, Jesse, is great - especially when he gets out of her way after the "benefits" part of their evening is over. So when he proposes a weekend excursion at a nearby lake, she's naturally suspicious - isn't that the kind of thing "couples" do? Now, she might never be able to get the smell of him off her....
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- TREKnRay
- 11-14-19
Weekend Away
I absolutely love this story. It is sexy and at the same time humorous.
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