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Those Eyes: A Metaphysical Comedy
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Those Eyes: A Metaphysical Comedy
- By: Marc Richard
- Narrated by: David S. Dear
- Length: 5 hrs and 29 mins
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Archangels in the sky have one job: Making sure our souls get to new bodies. But sometimes they screw up....
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Funny, random, engaging, and worth listening to
- By Dominique on 08-23-17
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Those Eyes: A Metaphysical Comedy
- Narrated by: David S. Dear
- Length: 5 hrs and 29 mins
- Release date: 05-31-17
- Language: English
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Harm's Way: A Horror Comedy
- By: Marc Richard
- Narrated by: David S. Dear
- Length: 5 hrs and 9 mins
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A pack of teens. A cabin in the woods. And a killer with a love for slapstick....
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Confused
- By Sharon D. Moore on 12-05-16
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Harm's Way: A Horror Comedy
- Narrated by: David S. Dear
- Length: 5 hrs and 9 mins
- Release date: 09-23-16
- Language: English
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B is for Bear: An Alphabet Book for Grown-Ups!
- The Alphabet Books Series, Book 2
- By: Marc Richard
- Narrated by: David S. Dear
- Length: 2 hrs and 7 mins
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Blondie is a spoiled little rich girl who always gets her way. When her life becomes tedious, she begins a life of breaking into random homes....
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An Eccentric Twist on Goldilocks Tale
- By DK on 01-09-18
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B is for Bear: An Alphabet Book for Grown-Ups!
- The Alphabet Books Series, Book 2
- Narrated by: David S. Dear
- Series: The Alphabet Books, Book 2
- Length: 2 hrs and 7 mins
- Release date: 08-14-17
- Language: English
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A is for Adam: An Alphabet Book for Grown-Ups!
- The Alphabet Books Series, Book 1
- By: Marc Richard
- Narrated by: David S. Dear
- Length: 1 hr and 56 mins
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Adam is the first human being all alone in the Garden of Eden. He has everything he needs, but he sure is lonely....
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Cute, worth the read
- By Montzalee Wittmann on 07-16-17
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A is for Adam: An Alphabet Book for Grown-Ups!
- The Alphabet Books Series, Book 1
- Narrated by: David S. Dear
- Series: The Alphabet Books, Book 1
- Length: 1 hr and 56 mins
- Release date: 05-03-17
- Language: English
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Degrees of Separation: A Pseudonovel
- By: Marc Richard
- Narrated by: David S. Dear
- Length: 9 hrs and 34 mins
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Witness how the actions of one can affect the lives on many in these Degrees of Separation. Get ready for a downward spiral through hell....
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There is no separation, everything is connected.
- By LITRPG Audiobook Reviews on 02-27-18
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Degrees of Separation: A Pseudonovel
- Narrated by: David S. Dear
- Length: 9 hrs and 34 mins
- Release date: 02-20-17
- Language: English
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The Alphabet Books: ABC
- Narrated by: David S. Dear
- Series: The Alphabet Books, Book 1-3
- Length: 5 hrs and 54 mins
- Release date: 12-05-17
- Language: English
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DAVE! (A Novel from the Future), Part 1: The Invaders
- By: Marc Richard
- Narrated by: David S. Dear
- Length: 2 hrs and 46 mins
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The year is 2031. The United States has sealed itself off from the rest of the world. The state of the country is dire; the Constitution is ancient history....
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BRAINWASHING IS A SLOW PROCESS
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 12-01-16
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DAVE! (A Novel from the Future), Part 1: The Invaders
- Narrated by: David S. Dear
- Length: 2 hrs and 46 mins
- Release date: 08-03-16
- Language: English
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DEF: An Alphabet Book for Grown-Ups!
- By: Marc Richard
- Narrated by: David S. Dear
- Length: 7 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Three tales so awful, they'll make you want to wash your mind out with soap. Snow White and the mini golf course? Frankenstein meets Soylent Green? An avid reader trapped in an Edgar Allan Poe nightmare? These stories aren't normal....
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Marc Richard is either brilliant or crazy...
- By KellieKay on 08-21-19
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DEF: An Alphabet Book for Grown-Ups!
- Narrated by: David S. Dear
- Series: The Alphabet Books, Book 4-6
- Length: 7 hrs and 55 mins
- Release date: 07-17-19
- Language: English
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D is for Dwarf: An Alphabet Book for Grown-Ups!
- The Alphabet Books Series, Book 4
- By: Marc Richard
- Narrated by: David S. Dear
- Length: 1 hr and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Long ago, in a land far away, there lived a beautiful princess named Snow White. Okay, it wasn’t long ago, it was just a few minutes ago. And it wasn’t far away, it was the Bad Apple Miniature Golf Course/Action Fun Park in New Jersey....
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Fractured Fairy Tales for Adults.
- By cosmitron on 02-21-18
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D is for Dwarf: An Alphabet Book for Grown-Ups!
- The Alphabet Books Series, Book 4
- Narrated by: David S. Dear
- Series: The Alphabet Books, Book 4
- Length: 1 hr and 44 mins
- Release date: 11-22-17
- Language: English
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C is for Cookie: An Alphabet Book for Grown-Ups!
- The Alphabet Books Series, Book 3
- By: Marc Richard
- Narrated by: David S. Dear
- Length: 1 hr and 50 mins
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What makes those cookies so gosh-darned yummy? "You need to get a job," Father said to his children. "You're in your mid-20s. Time to get out my house." And so they did....
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Fantastically Deranged
- By Pizza Knight on 02-11-18
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C is for Cookie: An Alphabet Book for Grown-Ups!
- The Alphabet Books Series, Book 3
- Narrated by: David S. Dear
- Series: The Alphabet Books, Book 3
- Length: 1 hr and 50 mins
- Release date: 10-24-17
- Language: English
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DAVE! (A Novel from the Future) Part 3: Endgame
- By: Marc Richard
- Narrated by: David S. Dear
- Length: 2 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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It's time for Eric and crew to destroy Uncle Mel and thus the entire alien race....
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Humorous, Ridiculous, Silly, and Fun
- By Striker on 12-21-16
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DAVE! (A Novel from the Future) Part 3: Endgame
- Narrated by: David S. Dear
- Length: 2 hrs and 23 mins
- Release date: 12-08-16
- Language: English
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DAVE! (A Novel from the Future) Part 2: D.C.
- By: Marc Richard
- Narrated by: David S. Dear
- Length: 3 hrs and 11 mins
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The road to Hell is paved with good intentions. So is the road to Washington, D.C. The adventures of Starlet and Eric continue. The Topplers are toppling the giant wall surrounding the country....
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Hilarious and Well Written
- By Striker on 11-16-16
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DAVE! (A Novel from the Future) Part 2: D.C.
- Narrated by: David S. Dear
- Length: 3 hrs and 11 mins
- Release date: 08-31-16
- Language: English
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E is for Eyeball: An Alphabet Book for Grown-Ups!
- The Alphabet Books Series, Book 5
- By: Marc Richard
- Narrated by: David S. Dear
- Length: 3 hrs and 44 mins
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Ever wanted to be in a story? Our hero has. And now here he is. And it sucks....
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Creative and funny outlook on Classic Literature
- By cosmitron on 05-24-18
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E is for Eyeball: An Alphabet Book for Grown-Ups!
- The Alphabet Books Series, Book 5
- Narrated by: David S. Dear
- Series: The Alphabet Books, Book 5
- Length: 3 hrs and 44 mins
- Release date: 03-19-18
- Language: English
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F Is for Frank: An Alphabet Book for Grown-Ups!
- The Alphabet Books, 6
- By: Marc Richard
- Narrated by: David S. Dear
- Length: 2 hrs and 26 mins
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Franks Wurst: The food of the future! Try one today! Many years have passed since Victor Frankenstein built his monster. The population has grown out of control. The food supply is getting low. Franks franchises are popping up like weeds. With only one thing on the menu, hot dogs....
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F Is for Frank
- By Gabrielle on 03-17-19
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F Is for Frank: An Alphabet Book for Grown-Ups!
- The Alphabet Books, 6
- Narrated by: David S. Dear
- Series: The Alphabet Books, Book 6
- Length: 2 hrs and 26 mins
- Release date: 02-27-19
- Language: English
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The Raisining
- Hellraisin 2
- Narrated by: David S. Dear
- Series: The Alphabet Books, Book 8.5
- Length: 2 hrs and 9 mins
- Release date: 02-11-22
- Language: English
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H Is for Hellraisin
- We'll Tear Your Soul Apart! (Adult Humor, Juvenile Humor, Dry Humor, Wet Humor, and of Course, Bad Puns! Laugh Out Loud Funny!)
- By: Marc Richard
- Narrated by: David S. Dear
- Length: 2 hrs and 15 mins
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A wild and wacky parody of the original Hellraiser movie. Now with more raisins....
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H Is for Hellraisin
- We'll Tear Your Soul Apart! (Adult Humor, Juvenile Humor, Dry Humor, Wet Humor, and of Course, Bad Puns! Laugh Out Loud Funny!)
- Narrated by: David S. Dear
- Series: The Alphabet Books, Book 8
- Length: 2 hrs and 15 mins
- Release date: 07-19-21
- Language: English
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G Is for Giant
- An Alphabet Book for Grown-ups!
- By: Marc Richard
- Narrated by: David S. Dear
- Length: 2 hrs and 10 mins
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Fee-fi-fo-fum! I smell the blood of a... Well, you all know the story. Jack is a poor farm boy living with his mother. Having to milk cows to keep the bill collectors at bay....
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G Is for Giant
- An Alphabet Book for Grown-ups!
- Narrated by: David S. Dear
- Series: The Alphabet Books, Book 7
- Length: 2 hrs and 10 mins
- Release date: 01-21-20
- Language: English
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Hellraisin 3
- The Wrath of Grapes
- Narrated by: David S. Dear
- Length: 2 hrs and 25 mins
- Release date: 01-23-23
- Language: English
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