🚨 FINAL DESTINATION: BLOODLINES | Death’s Design Just Got Deadlier 🩸⚰️

This week, Justin and Joey step into the kill zone with Final Destination: Bloodlines—the franchise’s gnarliest chapter yet, where Death’s Rube Goldberg machinations hit overdrive.

Does this legacy sequel honor the series’ iconic creative carnage, or does it flatline under the weight of its own gory ambition?

We dissect:
✔️ The most ludicrous (and ingenious) kills—does Bloodlines top the log truck or tanning bed horrors of the past?
✔️ The lore deep-cut: Does expanding Death’s "rules" enrich the mythos or strip its terrifying simplicity?
✔️ The new cast: Fresh meat or franchise MVPs? Who survives long enough to matter?
✔️ That ending—because no one cheats Death twice… or do they?

⚠️ Content Warning: Spoilers + discussions of extreme violence, existential dread, and the trauma of watching a ceiling fan wrong.

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🔪 Knife in the Dark | 🐒 Regrettably Watch The Monkey – Leaving us to wonder why the hell people are still making Stephen King-inspired movies. 😩

In this episode, Joey, Murph, and guest Aaron attempt to sift through the monkey shit 💩 and struggle to figure out the plot of this film—is it a story about family 👨👩👧👦, revenge 🔥, a slapstick comedy 🤡, or did director Osgood Perkins make another movie about his daddy issues?

The only thing we know for certain is we made Murph rent this movie for $20 💸—and that’s about the funniest thing about this movie that fails at being a horror-comedy in every sense of the word. 😒

So, get ready to watch people explode 💥, a monkey bang on the drum all day 🥁🐒, and a bunch of other useless crap they had to throw into this film just to stretch a 34-page story into a full-length snoozefest. A film that Stephen King himself endorsed—because that guy will put his name on everything. 📛

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🎬 Knife in the Dark | FNAF Movie Roast: Joey, Bobby & Horror Geek Dungeon Rip Apart Five Nights at Freddy’s 🔪🤖

THEY WENT IN EXPECTING HORROR… THEY LEFT WITH RAGE.

This week, Joey and Bobby team up with special guest Horror Geek Dungeon to eviscerate the Five Nights at Freddy’s movie—a film so bafflingly bad, it made them question if the animatronics were the only soulless things on screen.

🔥 The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly: Okay, mostly just The Bad & The Ugly. They break down the film’s catastrophic pacing, wasted lore, and jump scares that couldn’t frighten a toddler.

🔥 "This Script Was Written by a Haunted Word Randomizer": The gang roasts the nonsensical plot twists, cringe dialogue, and that bizarre third act.

🔥 Horror Geek Dungeon Drops the Hammer: As a diehard FNAF fan, their disappointment is palpable—prepare for rants about wasted potential and studio cowardice.

🔥 Joey’s Unhinged Theory: What if this movie was actually a secret experiment in audience suffering?

🔥 Bobby’s Final Verdict: "This isn’t a horror movie… it’s a corporate tax write-off."

• What They WISHED the Movie Did (Spoiler: Literally anything else.)

• The One Redeeming Scene (And why it wasn’t enough.)

• Would They Survive Five Nights? (Joey: "I’d let Freddy kill me to escape this film.")

🎧 Listen If You Can Stomach the Cringe.

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