🚨 FINAL DESTINATION: BLOODLINES | Death’s Design Just Got Deadlier 🩸⚰️

This week, Justin and Joey step into the kill zone with Final Destination: Bloodlines—the franchise’s gnarliest chapter yet, where Death’s Rube Goldberg machinations hit overdrive.

Does this legacy sequel honor the series’ iconic creative carnage, or does it flatline under the weight of its own gory ambition?

We dissect:
✔️ The most ludicrous (and ingenious) kills—does Bloodlines top the log truck or tanning bed horrors of the past?
✔️ The lore deep-cut: Does expanding Death’s "rules" enrich the mythos or strip its terrifying simplicity?
✔️ The new cast: Fresh meat or franchise MVPs? Who survives long enough to matter?
✔️ That ending—because no one cheats Death twice… or do they?

⚠️ Content Warning: Spoilers + discussions of extreme violence, existential dread, and the trauma of watching a ceiling fan wrong.

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🔪 Knife in the Dark | 🐒 Regrettably Watch The Monkey – Leaving us to wonder why the hell people are still making Stephen King-inspired movies. 😩

In this episode, Joey, Murph, and guest Aaron attempt to sift through the monkey shit 💩 and struggle to figure out the plot of this film—is it a story about family 👨👩👧👦, revenge 🔥, a slapstick comedy 🤡, or did director Osgood Perkins make another movie about his daddy issues?

The only thing we know for certain is we made Murph rent this movie for $20 💸—and that’s about the funniest thing about this movie that fails at being a horror-comedy in every sense of the word. 😒

So, get ready to watch people explode 💥, a monkey bang on the drum all day 🥁🐒, and a bunch of other useless crap they had to throw into this film just to stretch a 34-page story into a full-length snoozefest. A film that Stephen King himself endorsed—because that guy will put his name on everything. 📛

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🎬 Knife in the Dark | FNAF Movie Roast: Joey, Bobby & Horror Geek Dungeon Rip Apart Five Nights at Freddy’s 🔪🤖

THEY WENT IN EXPECTING HORROR… THEY LEFT WITH RAGE.

This week, Joey and Bobby team up with special guest Horror Geek Dungeon to eviscerate the Five Nights at Freddy’s movie—a film so bafflingly bad, it made them question if the animatronics were the only soulless things on screen.

🔥 The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly: Okay, mostly just The Bad & The Ugly. They break down the film’s catastrophic pacing, wasted lore, and jump scares that couldn’t frighten a toddler.

🔥 "This Script Was Written by a Haunted Word Randomizer": The gang roasts the nonsensical plot twists, cringe dialogue, and that bizarre third act.

🔥 Horror Geek Dungeon Drops the Hammer: As a diehard FNAF fan, their disappointment is palpable—prepare for rants about wasted potential and studio cowardice.

🔥 Joey’s Unhinged Theory: What if this movie was actually a secret experiment in audience suffering?

🔥 Bobby’s Final Verdict: "This isn’t a horror movie… it’s a corporate tax write-off."

• What They WISHED the Movie Did (Spoiler: Literally anything else.)

• The One Redeeming Scene (And why it wasn’t enough.)

• Would They Survive Five Nights? (Joey: "I’d let Freddy kill me to escape this film.")

🎧 Listen If You Can Stomach the Cringe.

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🔪 Knife in the Dark | The Substance: Body Horror, Beauty, & the Monstrous Feminine 🩸

This week, we dissect The Substance—Coralie Fargeat’s vicious new body horror masterpiece starring Demi Moore and Margaret Qualley. Equal parts grotesque, satirical, and deeply unsettling, the film claws at Hollywood’s obsession with youth, the cost of "perfection," and the terrifying lengths one woman goes to reclaim her identity.

We’ll break down its jaw-dropping practical effects, feminist rage, and how it stacks up against classics like The Fly and Possession. Love it or hate it, this movie will leave a mark.

⚠️ Content Warning: Spoilers + discussions of graphic body horror, violence, and mature themes. Not for the squeamish!

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Host Justin and co-host Joey sink their blades into Longlegs, the 2024 horror gem where the devil pulls strings and birthdays bleed red.

Joined by horror maestros Murphy Lawless and Nightmare Nerd, they dissect Dale Cobble’s descent—from a glam-rock ghost with fuzzy amps and feather boas to a Satanic puppet smashing his skull in front of Agent Lee Harker.

Ninth birthdays turn to slaughter, dolls rattle with infernal orbs, and a nursery rhyme hums through the carnage.

Recorded live on March 2, 2025, this deep dive is raw, dark, and unhinged—probing the devil’s shadow in every frame and the panic that birthed it.

For fans of the sinister, it’s a twisted treat. Don’t hum that tune alone—the devil’s got ears.

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Get ready to dig up a cult classic! We're exhuming another cinematic oddity: the 1990 sexploitation sensation, Frankenhooker.Join Joey and Murph as they dissect the film's outrageously sexy plot and the surprisingly dark motivations of its protagonist.

Just how far will he go for love? We also dive into a truly bizarre theory: did director Frank Henenlotter predict the future?

We explore the eerie parallels between the film's Jeffrey and notorious serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer.Is Frankenhooker a hilariously twisted take on the Frankenstein myth, or a strangely prescient commentary on the serial killer obsession of the era?

Tune in to find out!

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Does "Heart Eyes" deliver a fresh and terrifying take on the Valentine's Day slasher, or does it fall flat, leaving us with a bloody mess?

Justin, Joey, Astrid, and Bobby explore the film's attempt to blend romantic tropes with brutal kills, analyzing its plot, characters, and mind-blowing twists. Was the "Heart Eyes" killer a memorable villain, or just another masked menace?

We unpack the themes of obsession, vulnerability, and the dark side of romance. Tune in to hear our candid verdict and join the conversation!

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Join us on Knife in the Dark for what was supposed to be a deep dive into the original Scream 1996 movie, but turns out to be something unexpectedly twisted.

With hosts Justin and Joey, horror expert Bobby, and guest Alvin, we embark on a journey into the Scream franchise that's full of laughs, scares, and meta-commentary.

Alvin brings a fresh perspective, but it's not quite what you'd expect from a first-time viewer. We discuss the iconic opening scenes, the playful subversion of horror tropes, the memorable characters, and the lasting impact of Scream on the genre.

But are we talking about the Scream you think we are? There's a twist here, and it's as surprising as any Ghostface reveal. Tune in to catch all the laughs, the debates, and the moment where Joey tries to keep us on track, only to realize we might be discussing a different Scream than intended.

Like, subscribe, and share your own Scream memories or theories in the comments, and don't forget to visit horrorfacts.com and knifeinthedark.com for more horror insights.

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