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Get ready to smize and work the runway with Brooke and Mandy. This week the ladies talk about the beautiful and diverse bodies of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Fashion Show, eighth grade audacity, and all things pop culture. Real-time reactions to the college softball World Series can be heard in the background which ultimately set the pace for this episode.

Enjoy the return of Kiss or Miss, and hear the latest recommendations in streaming and TikToks. Yes, we are still talking about hot dogs.

So bust out your yearbooks and beg us to sign them while you enjoy the latest episode of Smeared Mascara.

Don’t forget, the language is vulgar and descriptive!

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This episode was recorded on Memorial Day of 2025. Brooke and Mandy discuss how blessed they are to be alive during this time of equal rights and economic prosperity. <> Okay, jump in the DeLorean and get back to reality.

The ladies discuss everything from softball supers to the latest in tv and TikTok. Of course Hulu’s Secret Lives of Mormon Wives is a topic this week.

Be sure to notice the loud truck exhaust sound in this episode. One of our locals decided to express their insecurities, I mean confidence, by revving their engine repeatedly.

You’ll be receiving your weekly dose of pop culture and profanity in this episode of Smeared Mascara. You’re welcome.

Rated MFR for Muthafuccin Rage

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We solemnly swear to judge pop culture, politics, and any other topics we see fit. Join us in the Smeared Mascara courtroom, won’t you? The Honorable Judges Brooke and Mandy are serving unsolicited opinions and lewks.

Listen to the ladies recap their weekends. Brooke witnesses geriatric drama, and Mandy visits the suburban version of Chuck E. Cheese. Sporty Spice News returns, and Possessed Doll Corner premiers. Of course, the disgusting Diddy trial is discussed.

Court is adjourned. You may now listen to the episode with Doug Lewelling in the lobby. (Gen Z, that’s an OG People’s Court reference)

Language is inappropriate and nasty as you should expect.

Rated TFB for Tammy Fay Baker

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