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Get ready to smize and work the runway with Brooke and Mandy. This week the ladies talk about the beautiful and diverse bodies of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Fashion Show, eighth grade audacity, and all things pop culture. Real-time reactions to the college softball World Series can be heard in the background which ultimately set the pace for this episode.

Enjoy the return of Kiss or Miss, and hear the latest recommendations in streaming and TikToks. Yes, we are still talking about hot dogs.

So bust out your yearbooks and beg us to sign them while you enjoy the latest episode of Smeared Mascara.

Don’t forget, the language is vulgar and descriptive!

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This episode was recorded on Memorial Day of 2025. Brooke and Mandy discuss how blessed they are to be alive during this time of equal rights and economic prosperity. <> Okay, jump in the DeLorean and get back to reality.

The ladies discuss everything from softball supers to the latest in tv and TikTok. Of course Hulu’s Secret Lives of Mormon Wives is a topic this week.

Be sure to notice the loud truck exhaust sound in this episode. One of our locals decided to express their insecurities, I mean confidence, by revving their engine repeatedly.

You’ll be receiving your weekly dose of pop culture and profanity in this episode of Smeared Mascara. You’re welcome.

Rated MFR for Muthafuccin Rage

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We solemnly swear to judge pop culture, politics, and any other topics we see fit. Join us in the Smeared Mascara courtroom, won’t you? The Honorable Judges Brooke and Mandy are serving unsolicited opinions and lewks.

Listen to the ladies recap their weekends. Brooke witnesses geriatric drama, and Mandy visits the suburban version of Chuck E. Cheese. Sporty Spice News returns, and Possessed Doll Corner premiers. Of course, the disgusting Diddy trial is discussed.

Court is adjourned. You may now listen to the episode with Doug Lewelling in the lobby. (Gen Z, that’s an OG People’s Court reference)

Language is inappropriate and nasty as you should expect.

Rated TFB for Tammy Fay Baker

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Welcome back to Smeared Mascara, the religious and political podcast. (Insert record scratch) Just kidding! There’s mention of these taboo dinner party topics but in the way that gets you sent to hell.

This week the ladies recap their Mother’s Day activities and how hashtag blessed they are. Did YOU take your kid to an anime convention over an hour away like Mandy did??? Brooke tells us about a concert she attended and how she avoided funk with a fellow attendee. We also hear about Brooke’s birthday getaway to the coast with her mans.

Of course the latest in pop culture is featured in this episode. Details are emerging from the Diddy trial. Turns out he’s even more disgusting than previously believed! The Pope be popin’ and politicians aren’t hiding their drug use like the old days.

Grab your AirPods and put the kids to bed because the show is about to start! The language is vulgar.

Rated DGAF because it’s the truth.

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This week Brooke and Mandy use their finest screenshots gathered from the World Wide Web to discuss The Met Gala. Get dandy with us, won’t you?

It’s also an early birthday celebration for B-Rock. Hear how she plans on spending this milestone day. Conclave Couture could make an appearance.

Mandy is crushed over the conclusion of The Righteous Gemstones. Jesus take the wheel because this girl is not okay.

Grab some face tape and get snatched because it’s time to listen to Smeared Mascara.

Language is mature, disturbing, and c#nty. Proceed with confidence or see your way out.

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The ladies of Smeared Mascara are back and ready to talk some smack!

Warning: Strong opinions are shared about sandwiches, movies, concerts, and podcasts.

Clips of Katy Perry’s latest stage show are hitting socials and viewers confused. Does space travel decrease a human’s ability to perform? Our sources say maybe.

TikToks showcasing Cowboy Carter concert lewks are being posted and some are creative AF. Extensions on a tshirt??? Okayyyy!! **Booty cheek chaps are always welcome**

The language is nasty per Smeared Mascara standards. If you don’t like filthy you’re in the wrong place.

Grab your hobby horse and get dandy, because the show is about to begin!

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This week’s episode of Smeared Mascara focuses on the three Cs: Coachella, Conclave and Chisme.

Find out details from Mandy’s festival field correspondent, and what this reveals about Gen Z.

Brooke gives us a behind the scenes story about Beauty School Fight Club. It’s as intense as that blue mascara from the 80s.

Pop in those AirPods and tune out the world because Smeared Mascara is gonna teach you a few things.

Warning: This episode contains spoilers to The Righteous Gemstones, and blasphemy.

Of course the language is vulgar af. Are you new here? (If so, welcome! If not, duh!)

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Put on your shorty shorts and your flower crown because we’re headed to Coachella! Actually Brooke and Mandy are reporting about Coachella via social media. Did you really expect these babes to travel during the school year? In this economy?

The ladies hypothesize the logistics of possible festival hookups, and navigating the desert landscape in a wheelchair.

Brooke tells us about her return to the softball fields, and Mandy gives us her honest review of the movie Freaky Tales.

All that and so much more on this episode of Smeared Mascara.

PLEASE be cautious when listening to this episode. The language gets nas-tay. Don’t say we didn’t warn you!

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