“Don’t ever say that again” 😂

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, we’re deep into the chaos of night-time podcasting. Wine-fuelled tangents, saucy listener dilemmas, and a fiery debate over the word ‘ejaculate’ (yes, really).

Abbey and Peter bring the After Dark vibes as they go off-script with late-night energy and answer some of your wildest questions to date.

Abbey gives a shoutout to her favourite Scouse actors, Pete reflects on sporting superstitions, and together they try to unpack when teasing becomes toxic in relationships (we’re looking at you, dog lead Christmas gift...).

Expect unfiltered opinions, questionable analogies, and hysterical oversharing.

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch serve up a hilarious debrief from a dramatic paddle tournament weekend. Peter attempts to defend his “Loser’s Cup” victory while Abbey is questioning whether she's accidentally married a Europa Conference-level athlete.

Abbey is mistaken for her friend mother (ouch), we have a deep dive into Abbey’s orthopedic pillow obsession, and a full-blown rant about gluten-free trends, allergy confusion, and cheeky sausage roll slip-ups.

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On this special compilation episode of The Therapy Crouch, we’re serving up the absolute best bits from your wildest Ask Me Anything submissions of 2025 so far.

From secret locks on ensuite toilets to the mystery of the 'work husband' sending bath salts, Abbey and Pete dive headfirst into your messiest dilemmas, juiciest relationship questions, and most bizarre personal habits.

Expect pathological liars, sexy-time scheduling debates, and a truly unhinged rat vs. frog facial theory (yes, really).

00:00 - Best of 2025!

01:00 – Should I warn his new girlfriend?

02:30 – Rat vs. frog: Which face are you?

04:20 – He locks the ensuite. Do I break in?09:30 – Caravan car game

11:40 – My girlfriend has a flirty work husband

13:12 – I'm pregnant. Still being charged for hen do

15:12 – Is our sex life over already?19:57 –My wife is a fun-sponge!

22:57 – I snooped… and found a velvet pouch

26:08 – Is life over at 30?!

27:45 – Should I tell my wife about this golf trip?

32:35 – Keep sending in your questions!

#TheTherapyCrouch #AskMeAnything #RelationshipDrama

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