“Don’t ever say that again” 😂

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, we’re deep into the chaos of night-time podcasting. Wine-fuelled tangents, saucy listener dilemmas, and a fiery debate over the word ‘ejaculate’ (yes, really).

Abbey and Peter bring the After Dark vibes as they go off-script with late-night energy and answer some of your wildest questions to date.

Abbey gives a shoutout to her favourite Scouse actors, Pete reflects on sporting superstitions, and together they try to unpack when teasing becomes toxic in relationships (we’re looking at you, dog lead Christmas gift...).

Expect unfiltered opinions, questionable analogies, and hysterical oversharing.

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch serve up a hilarious debrief from a dramatic paddle tournament weekend. Peter attempts to defend his “Loser’s Cup” victory while Abbey is questioning whether she's accidentally married a Europa Conference-level athlete.

Abbey is mistaken for her friend mother (ouch), we have a deep dive into Abbey’s orthopedic pillow obsession, and a full-blown rant about gluten-free trends, allergy confusion, and cheeky sausage roll slip-ups.

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On this special compilation episode of The Therapy Crouch, we’re serving up the absolute best bits from your wildest Ask Me Anything submissions of 2025 so far.

From secret locks on ensuite toilets to the mystery of the 'work husband' sending bath salts, Abbey and Pete dive headfirst into your messiest dilemmas, juiciest relationship questions, and most bizarre personal habits.

Expect pathological liars, sexy-time scheduling debates, and a truly unhinged rat vs. frog facial theory (yes, really).

00:00 - Best of 2025!

01:00 – Should I warn his new girlfriend?

02:30 – Rat vs. frog: Which face are you?

04:20 – He locks the ensuite. Do I break in?09:30 – Caravan car game

11:40 – My girlfriend has a flirty work husband

13:12 – I'm pregnant. Still being charged for hen do

15:12 – Is our sex life over already?19:57 –My wife is a fun-sponge!

22:57 – I snooped… and found a velvet pouch

26:08 – Is life over at 30?!

27:45 – Should I tell my wife about this golf trip?

32:35 – Keep sending in your questions!

#TheTherapyCrouch #AskMeAnything #RelationshipDrama

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, the summer may be trying to break through but Abbey and Peter are bringing the heat with some seriously chaotic stories.

From Abbey’s dream horse bath to Peter’s unexpected coaching stint alongside Ray Winstone, it’s an episode full of unexpected turns.

Abbey recounts a near-death moment for a baby pigeon, while Pete relives the madness of his latest live football watchalong, complete with audience roastings, dodgy knees, and substitute teacher vibes.

A surprise rant about snoring silence, pillow theft warfare and the couple’s ongoing beef with “jobsworths” who just can’t crack a smile.

🐴 BBQs, baby pigeons, and snore-gate, this one’s got it all.

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch have collagen confessions, and debunk a suspiciously boozy work night out.

Abbey opens up about her horse’s Grand Prix-level skills (and her own canter struggles), while Pete tackles questions on work husbands, toxic relationships, and whether you should follow your dreams, or your deposit.

The duo dish out advice on everything from moving halfway across the world to escape negativity, to whether university is worth the debt.

To contact us:

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For more from Peter

https://twitter.com/petercrouch

For more from Abbey

https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s hangovers, horse dreams, and heartfelt DMs as Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch take us through a weekend packed with sushi-fuelled regrets and cinema room retreats.

Abbey shares the emotional moment she brought her beloved horse to the house (yes, really), and how a dream came true while Peter snored through the whole thing.

We get deep into boxing banter, Deliveroo tricks, and a cauliflower cheese face-off, plus, a listener’s Eat Pray Love-inspired breakup story takes centre stage with mouth foam icks, and one truly iconic fart.

From Mandela effect mix-ups to ‘throds’, it’s another classic blend of chaos. Tune in for laughs, love and the perfect roast potato recipe.

#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipGoals

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In this episode of the podcast, Abbey and Pete tackle the complex modern reality of situationships, emotional confusion in friends-with-benefits setups, and hilarious real-life parenting chaos.

From navigating grey-area relationships to heated debates about tea-making power plays, and even a shocking hen-do dilemma involving pregnancy and broken friendships.

Plus, the couple explore caravan name games, Scouse slang, and the emotional toll of football stardom on young athletes offering heartfelt advice to fans.

⏳ 00:00 – Subscribe & Intro

⏳ 00:30 – Situationship Dilemma: Is It Love or Fear?

⏳ 04:30 – The Label Debate: Why Are We So Obsessed With It?

⏳ 06:45 – Moving In for Convenience, Not Romance

⏳ 09:00 – Caravan Games and Ridiculous Names

⏳ 11:00 – 'The Shabba' Origin Story

⏳ 15:30 – Dead Eyes

⏳ 17:00 – The Power Play of Tea-Making

⏳ 19:00 – Forgotten Hens & Pregnancy Drama

⏳ 23:00 – Football, Fame & Mental Resilience

Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast

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Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/

For more from Peter

https://twitter.com/petercrouch

For more from Abbey

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter take us behind the scenes of their recent holiday adventures, and it’s anything but relaxing!

From chaotic airport dashes with fake babies, to battling snoring fits and bonk-blocking kids, the couple break down the highs, lows, and sheer absurdities of travelling as a family.

We hear Abbey’s tips for dodging holiday rip-offs (spoiler: it involves a LOT of washing powder), the stress of hosting endless BBQs abroad, and why some holidays can make or break a relationship.

Plus, Peter shares an emotional message about the respect young referees deserve, while Abbey opens up about her past flying fears (including a wild hijack scare that definitely wasn’t one...).

If you’ve ever struggled with family holidays, travel panic, or packing disasters, this one’s for you.

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