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Travel with Bret Thoman on this hilarious and touching romp as he narrates his lifelong journey from his American upbringing to a new life in Italy. Written with passion, humor, and candor, this book masterfully captures the heart, soul, and spirit of Italy and the Italians as he navigates the wonder and craziness of this new Italian life. Initially drawn to Florence to study the language and explore his Italian ancestry, he feels a lure to the less touristy South. In the slower half of Italy, dialects are spoken, America is still revered, and lazy lunches are the high point of the day. In ...

Fake dating my best friend’s cousin for the summer? Yes, please! No strings, no risks, no problems. Camille I’m on a man-ban. That’s right, no dating for me. Until my radar for picking morons gets fixed, I’m on a look-but-don’t-touch policy. During a summer vacation at my best friend’s lake house, her cousin Bennett comes up with the perfect plan. If we pretend we’re together, his meddling family will butt out of our love lives. But as we spend time with each other, my traitorous heart has other ideas. Like falling for the widower who’s completely off-limits. It’s just my ...

The chair in the back corner of the elders’ room is an honored and coveted sanctuary. Whether it is occupied by the same grizzled veteran week after week, or jostled over by an elite few, every ward is blessed with its share of us. What kind of person are we to earn such a right? Stalwart, yes – willing to shovel on snowy mornings, or shove a vacuum around the building for our round on Saturday morning cleanings of the building. We normally do what we’re assigned and show up when we are required. Even so, we admit we are past our prime, both physically and in usefulness in big wards ...

***EDITED for Kindle version June 1, 2015*** I have been a phone sex operator, adult entertainer, phone actress, phone whore (as my husband jokingly calls me) or whatever you want to call it for the better part of a decade. The idea for this book formed a few years ago. At first, I wanted to categorize all the weird and unusual calls I've taken over the years and then it grew into telling the truth behind what happens in the phone sex industry. You hold in your hands the nitty-gritty, down-and-dirty truth behind the calls, the callers, and even the phone sex operators themselves. I wanted ...

Looking for the perfect gift that will make them laugh, learn, and be inspired? "Unleashing The Chuck Norris Experience" is the ultimate book that combines humor, entertainment, and inspiration with 1,001 Chuck Norris jokes! Feeling overwhelmed by the stresses of daily life? Need a pick-me-up and a fresh perspective? Look no further. With over 70 full-color images throughout, you'll get an immersive experience that brings Chuck Norris and his world to life. Don't worry if you're not a huge Chuck Norris fan—this book is for everyone! Whether you're looking for a good laugh, a fresh ...

“Weird Things in History and Why the Heck They Happened” is back with another collection of 25 of some of the weirdest historical facts! This second volume continues to peel back the layers of conventional history to reveal the forgotten, the bizarre, and the downright hilarious events that shaped our world today. Prepare to be entertained, enlightened, and left in awe as you uncover 25 more offbeat historical tales that somehow managed to miss the pages of your school textbooks. Among the collection of tales, you’ll encounter some not-as-popular historical figures like a German ...

In Southport, North Carolina, a Christmas tale unfolds when 80-year-old George Ivers is left alone at home while his wife visits a sister for five days. George has to watch the cat he dislikes, resulting in a series of comical escapades. Picture a man who's a blend of the gruffness of Archie Bunker, the stone-age charm of Fred Flintstone, and the nearsighted blunders of Mr. Magoo, and you've got George. His days are filled with hilarious mishaps, from a battle of wits with a cheeky seagull to the relentless interruptions by neighbors. George's quest for peace is perpetually sabotaged by the...

Three generations of the Pentecost family live in a state of permanent disarray in a huge, sprawling farmhouse. Seven-year-old Gaylord Pentecost is the innocent hero who observes the lives of the adults – Grandpa, Momma and Poppa and two aunties – with amusement and incredulity. Through Gaylord’s eyes, we witness the heartache suffered by Auntie Rose as the exquisite Auntie Becky makes a play for her gentleman friend, while Gaylord unwittingly makes the situation far worse. Mayhem and madness reign in this zestful account of the lives and loves of the outrageous Pentecosts. The Author...

If you like kooky mysteries, you’ll love Mabel and Irma. Short Read for that airplane flight! A feisty 60-something woman and a spirited spirit solve a murder. After a cross-country trip driving an F-150 and hauling a vintage camper Mabel Gold has proven to herself—and her doubting kids—that she still has it in her. She’s not sure what, but it’s something. Brooklyn smarts? Or, perhaps, after transplanting herself to Florida, it’s just sheer wacky-ness. Florida is full of it. But that’s what she needed when she left her two-timing husband and his bimbo new wife back in Long ...

From Grunts to Swipes: Unlocking the Ancient Instincts Behind Modern Love and Marriage So, there I was, standing in the kitchen after yet another conversation with my wife and how she needed another pair of shoes. Does she need six pairs of nearly identical shoes (but they're all for different "activities," apparently), when I had an epiphany. It wasn’t just about shoes. It wasn’t just about purses. It was about... mammoth meat (Hunters and gathers). Yeah, that’s right. We’re all still cavemen and cavewomen deep down, and the things driving us today are eerily similar to what kept ...

Sal Terranova and Camden Templeton are cousins separated by upbringing, the Atlantic Ocean, and a common language. But fate, a run of bad luck, and a dead uncle have thrown them together, and together they must save the family bookstore from financial ruin, from its own insane employees, and probably from themselves. This is the story of what happens when The Sopranos meets Fawlty Towers...in a bookstore.

Craig is 16 when he returns from a drug-fueled visit with his dad in Miami to find his mom leaving town with her 23 year-old boyfriend. In the same moment, his dreams of settling down with his pregnant girlfriend are dashed when she is moved off to Texas by her parents. Left alone in small town Oklahoma, he embarks on a deranged, cross-country quest for a family of his own. STILL LIFE WITH BRASS POLE is Craig Machen’s funny, debauched and heartfelt memoir about young love and coming of age in the titillation business. And how a roaring White Knight Complex, an eccentric comedy club owner,...

Tarn and Beck have reset the clocks and gone back to the beginning. They used the power of the elfin light to time travel and save their family and friends, changing their pasts. Now they’re living new lives, free from shadows, but they’re separated from each other. Tarn and Beck have never met, nor have they met their friends. But the villains Komotuvu, Tobias, Damian and Orfea have teamed up. They remember their past lives and how Tarn, Beck, and their friends ruined their plans before. The villains hold grudges against Tarn and Beck as they’re trying to reach the mystical city of ...

This satirical anti-war sci-fi novel tells the story of a dystopian future in which the United States has been taken over by a brutal totalitarian Anti-Racist government, whose drastic policies of mandatory racial proportionality are inspired by the actual ideas of Anti-Racist author Ibram X. Kendi... if cherry-picked and caricatured to a hopefully ridiculous-seeming extreme. No one would actually want the world described in this story... Edmund Hsu, classified as Asian, throughout his childhood in the 2040s and 2050s, undergoes humiliating discrimination on account of his race and ...

Attention all rugby fans! Get ready for a heart-warming, hilarious underdog story that will have you on the edge of your seat. When Ashley Havers inherits the struggling rugby club, Badcock RFC, he knows there's a tough battle ahead. With no knowledge of the game, he enters the team into a local tournament, determined to turn them into winners. But just when things are looking up, disaster strikes and Ashley must fight to save the future of the club he owns. If you loved the feel-good humour of Dodgeball and the charm of Ted Lasso, you won't be able to put down this tale of perseverance and...

🤝 Awkward icebreakers that instantly derail small talk 🛗 Elevator antics guaranteed to create silence (or panic) 🧢 Fashion choices that raise eyebrows and questions 📞 Strange voicemails and phone call ideas no one will forget 🍽️ Dinner party moves that leave guests speechless 🧘 Yoga poses that don't exist—but now they do 🛒 Supermarket behaviors that test social norms 💼 Office pranks that toe the line between HR and legend 🧠 Fake facts to drop confidently in any conversation 😶 Weird vibes to project without saying a single word Why be normal when you can be ...

Jonny Hollywood is living the dream. As the king of late-night television, his charm and charisma light up screens across America, masking a past of razor-sharp comedy now dulled by fame's golden sheen. From adoring fans to endless luxury, Jonny has it all—or so he thinks. When a bizarre encounter unravels the carefully curated facade of his life, Jonny learns the truth: he’s not just a talk show host. He’s a sleeper agent for an ancient alien race. His mission? To take out the most powerful figure on Earth—the President of the United States—in a moment that will change history ...

My life was empty until my fake marriage turned real. I've dodged marriage for years, but now my inheritance is on the line. Then Erin walks into my life, a beautiful disaster. I'm a grumpy billionaire almost twice her age, and she's a sassy waitress. She was having a string of bad luck. She needs a break, and I need a wife. I see my chance and propose a fake marriage for a hefty sum. We must stay married for two years to secure the company my grandfather left me. We kissed and shared a passionate wedding night that shifted everything. My heart burns with desire when I look at her now. I ...

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Misapplied Agile ("fake Agile") is a pervasive problem. What’s the best way to expose the chaos and reveal the right way to do Agile? ⚪️ A. A dry white paper ⚪️ B. A tedious slide deck ⚪️ C. A soul-crushing meeting ⚫️ D. The wildly entertaining Agile Protocol: The Transformation Ultimatum Agile Protocol is a high-stakes, hilarious story that doubles as a stealth guide to Agile! When a tech company threatens to implode under the weight of its misapplication of Agile, an elite crew intervenes to execute a daring rescue to save the day—and the business. Along the way, they ...