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John Wayne Comunale
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The culling took most of the men from Cochran Texas away to a dusty old town that exists between this plane and the next called Cocytus. Run by a maniacal power-hungry man named Lycus and his adopted protégé daughter Alastor, he conducts chaos with the help of a group of bandits called Calamity Three. His goal: tip the cosmic scales to bring the Void crashing into the world and claim the place of power to which he believes he is owed. Loyalty is a flimsy commodity in Cocytus, and with Behemoth rushing from the celestial abyss to heed a distant call this small Texas town nestled somewhere between here and hell has no idea what's in store.
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- Holly Johnson
- 04-03-25
Excellent Narration!
There’s something beautiful about the combination of splatter western, alternate dimension purgatory style lore, witches and paranormal entities that just really WORKS. The narration is amazing, I’d expect nothing less from JWC. He’s a notch above the rest and it’s just so respectable for an author to narrate their own work! The story itself gets a little twisty-turny and maybe a little lost in itself but it wraps up perfectly.
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