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Aaron James
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Make America Great Again?
That Donald Trump is an asshole is a fact widely agreed upon - even by his supporters, who actually like that about him. But his startling political rise makes the question of just what sort of asshole he is, and how his assholedom may help to explain his success, one not just of philosophical interest but of almost existential urgency.
Enter the philosopher Aaron James, author of the foundational text in the burgeoning field of Asshole Studies: the best-selling Assholes: A Theory. In this brisk and trenchant inquiry into the phenomenon that is Donald Trump, James places the man firmly in the typology of the asshole (takes every advantage, entrenched sense of entitlement, immune to criticism); considers whether, in the Hobbesian world we seem to inhabit, he might not somehow be a force for good - i.e., the Stronger Asshole; and offers a suggestion for how the bonds of our social contract, spectacularly broken by Trump's (and Ted Cruz's) disdain for democratic civility, might in time be repaired.
You will never think about Donald Trump the same way after listening to this book. And, like it or not, think about him we must.
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What listeners say about Assholes: A Theory of Donald Trump
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- Anne Smith
- 02-28-24
Humor filled
This book,should be listened to by everyone who is considering voting for Trump. This book is thought provoking and funny at the same time. This book might not be funny to Trumps’ ardent supporters but we do have to pray for them, or not.
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- 05-17-16
LOVE. LOVE. LOVE.
Mr. Drumph is a bona fide, grade A, $50 a pound sold at Sharper Image asshole.
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- MichaelS
- 07-28-16
Trump the assclown asshole
a good read. a very very very very very very very very very good read. u will enjoy this book
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- Master Thesis
- 06-24-21
Accurate description of Trump!
loved this book! it vividly and accurately describes Trump and how he operates. I would recommend this book to anyone.
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Author convincingly describes trump as scoundrel.
The title includes the word asshole, which delicate souls find offensive. Not so when this word aptly describes offensive characteristics which make of Trump a truly definitive asshole. Analysis is somewhat redundant but nonetheless appropriately provocative.
As well, the audio is clearly and engagingly narrated.
One or two years later, I am reconsidering my thoughts about the use of asshole.” This word is so offensive that I am certain that many otherwise tolerant listeners will object to the use of this word in describing Trump. This word, albeit giving accurate vent to understandable, subjective evaluations of 45, nonetheless interferes with attending to the substance of the author’s analysis, which is unfortunate, because it is excellent.
Moreover, 45 is so evil ( now that is a word equally as damning as asshole, but actually more accurate ) that it more clearly and accurately conveys deserved reprehension while at the same time encapsulating his actual behavior. He is evil in disparaging ruthlessly others not deserving of boorish, unfounded insult; he is evil in setting precedent and encouragement of same behavior in others, which stymies collaboration essential to vitally important problem-solving; he is evil in his theft, misuse, and outright appropriation of precious resources (time, money, opportunity); he is evil in suckering followers to believe his lies and justification for sadistic behavior; etc.
In fact, a more appropriate title for this book might be,”Trump’s Evil Reign.” Not as catchy as having asshole in the title, but which may for many be less objectionable, thereby less likely to interfere with careful attention to the author’s excellent analysis.
Of course, I still highly recommend this audio. It is well written, well organized, informative, and is a valuable cautionary tale.
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- Ted
- 02-04-17
Malignant Narcissist
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Alternative title: Malignant Narcissist
This is not a joke. You know people like this.
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- Kristina Warrior Princess
- 02-28-17
Not funny.
I bought this because I thought it would be some funny jokes about Donald Trump, but its just nonsense and profanity.
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