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Assume the Worst

The Graduation Speech You'll Never Hear

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Assume the Worst

De: Carl Hiaasen
Narrado por: Carl Hiaasen
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This is Oh, the Places You'll Never Go - the ultimate hilarious, cynical, but absolutely realistic view of a college graduate's future. And what he or she can or can't do about it.

"This commencement address will never be given, because graduation speakers are supposed to offer encouragement and inspiration. That's not what you need. You need a warning."

So begins Carl Hiaasen's attempt to prepare young men and women for their future. And who better to warn them about their precarious paths forward than Carl Hiaasen? The answer, after hearing Assume the Worst, is: Nobody. Following the format of Anna Quindlen's commencement address (Being Perfect) and George Saunders's commencement address (Congratulations, by the way), this might look typical from the outside, but inside it is anything but.

This book is bound to be a classic, sold year after year come graduation time. Although it's also a good gift for anyone starting a job, getting married, or recently released from prison. Because it is not just funny. It is, in its own Hiaasen way, extremely wise and even hopeful. Well, it might not be full of hope, but there are certainly enough slivers of the stuff in there to more than keep us all going.

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Great advice from Carl Hiassen channeling my mother. Must be some cosmic connection going on here across the space-time continuum. After all, she named me Carl too.

My mother said the same thing.

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loved it and agreed. the world is a rough place and your responsible for your place in it.

funny and insightful

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I've loved everything he's done. It sounds like he's reading from someone else's book but he has an enjoyable voice.

Fabulous Haase!

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This is the perfect graduation speech. It’s loaded with good advice about your expectations for your future. See the world as it is, not with expectations of a grand future with little effort on your part. I’m an optimist and had high expectations for my future. I have had a good life, but it sure did take more stress and strain than I thought it would. A short listen packed with wisdom.

Practical advice I wish I had heard sooner

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I loved the point and would love to get my teenage son to listen. I hated that it was so short. I didn't know it was that short when I ordered and would not have used one of my credits for it. but the message was perfectly what I think about life.

just sad that this was so short

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Honest advice and evaluation of life well delivered in understandable language for the masses regardless of age


Valuable, honest advice to anyone!

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...an entire audible credit.

It is possible for a 15 minute speech to be worth an entire audible credit. But this isn't one of those speeches. It's one of a genre of commencement speeches (surely, everybody's favorite venue...) called "Straight, borderline cynical talk." If you are no longer a starry-eyed, freshly-minted grad, you have heard all this already, may times.

Practical, If Shopworn Wisdom. But not worth...

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I know why this would never be an actual speech. It’s pretty much worthless. I want my 15 minutes back.

Profanity laced banality

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This book wasn’t for you, but who do you think might enjoy it more?

I suppose middle school graduates would appreciate the adolescent cynicism, but certainly not Hiaasen's adult fans--I hope!

What was most disappointing about Carl Hiaasen’s story?

That he would write it: what was he thinking?

What did you like about the performance? What did you dislike?

I had no issue with the performance.

If you could play editor, what scene or scenes would you have cut from Assume the Worst?

I would counsel H not to publish.

Adolescent wisdom and wit

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This was a nice little piece by Carl, but not really anything close to a book or even an essay.

A gyp

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