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Narrated by:
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Geoff Sturtevant
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By:
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T.W. Grim
About this listen
“What the heck is a cryptid?” you ask? Well, the simplified answer is, “Cryptids are mythological creatures that may or may not exist, and Cryptozoology is the study of these (probably not real) creatures."
Well, for the sake of argument, let's say these mythical creatures are actually real. What if some ruthless (and totally legitimate) businessman somehow managed to acquire a number of these cryptids for the purpose of putting them on display? For a very large admittance fee, of course. A fee so large, only the wealthiest people would ever know about it.
A zoo, in other words. A top-secret zoo for the elite.
And what if this zoo for cryptids had a job opening?
Bonesaw Vic’s Cryptozoological Gardens is an off-the-wall journey into a world of supernatural beings and organized crime. It’s also a tale about growing up and finding yourself. In this book, you’ll join our unwitting protagonist as he encounters stoic ex-mercenaries, dangerous gangsters, and a boat-load of mythical monsters with a lot of personality. It’s funny, it’s horrific, it’s dramatic, it’s a bit stupid, it’s a lot of things! Above all, Bonesaw Vic’s Cryptozoological Gardens is a one-of-kind experience.
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YOU ARE IN DANGER. You are afflicted with a mind parasite that feeds on your suffering and destroys your families so it can have something to drink from your ruined energetic body. To burn it out is the only way and it is the fire of your personal apocalypse, or revealing, that will perform this cleansing action. Contact me in any way you can should you require further help in this matter. I am here for you as a fellow human being, with a nervous system and feelings like yours, and as a practicing sorcerer, beyond feeling anything...
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Is this the real life… or is this just fantasy
- By James on 01-03-25
By: Scott R. Jones
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Tripping Over Twilight
- A Collection of Short Horror and Supernatural Stories
- By: T.W. Grim, Velox Books
- Narrated by: Geoff Sturtevant
- Length: 10 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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Horror favorite T.W. Grim invites you to pull up a chair and watch the sun slip past the horizon with this dark and macabre collection of short stories.
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Unique stories!
- By Anonymous User on 07-10-24
By: T.W. Grim, and others
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Bubba the Monster Hunter: Books 1-3
- By: John G. Hartness
- Narrated by: John Solo
- Length: 37 hrs and 55 mins
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Robert "Bubba" Brabham never wanted to hunt monsters. He mostly wanted to drink beer, hunt deer, and chase women, like every other giant redneck in the world. But life interfered, and Bubba found himself holster-deep in the family business: monster hunting. Now he's the Southeastern Regional Hunter for the Holy Roman Catholic Church...Bubba has to save the world from the things that go bump in the night! Just as soon as he's done with his beer. And maybe after one more lap dance.
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This is not Bubba Shackelford
- By SamR on 08-06-19
By: John G. Hartness
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When the Stars Fall
- Tomes of Terror
- By: T.W. Grim, Velox Books
- Narrated by: Geoff Sturtevant
- Length: 7 hrs and 26 mins
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When a mysterious truck crashes through the gates of the AccuTech factory, the final shift descends into a nightmare of inhuman proportions. An extraterrestrial parasite capable of absorbing and perfectly mimicking any life form has arrived, leaving a trail of blood and chaos in its wake. Desperate to contain the outbreak at any cost, a shadowy military faction places the factory under quarantine, sealing the doors and condemning everyone inside to a grisly fate.
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What a ride!!!
- By Anonymous User on 10-16-24
By: T.W. Grim, and others
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Waking the Dead
- By: Bryan Asbury
- Narrated by: Drew Blood, Geoff Sturtevant, Otis Jiry
- Length: 7 hrs and 1 min
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Waking the Dead by breakout author Bryan Asbury features eight short stories that will take you by the hand and lead you down a dark, shadowy path where terror and retribution reign supreme. Asbury, the product of far too many 80’s and 90’s cinematic thrillers, knows what horror fans want, and he knows how to deliver! Lock the doors and sit back, because this is a collection that you will appreciate—at least until it’s time to shut off the lights...
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Every story is a wild ride!
- By Paul J McSorley on 03-18-25
By: Bryan Asbury
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A Different Kind of Magic
- Nightmare Fuel
- By: T.W. Grim, Velox Books
- Narrated by: Geoff Sturtevant
- Length: 9 hrs and 42 mins
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Magic is often seen as wondrous and benevolent. But T.W. Grim, a celebrated author of eerie NoSleep tales, offers a different kind of sorcery: one that pulls at the very threads of reality, weaving tales of terror and wonder.
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Uncommonly good (super)natural horror
- By man's ruin on 05-01-24
By: T.W. Grim, and others
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Drill
- By: Scott R. Jones
- Narrated by: Scott R. Jones
- Length: 6 hrs and 46 mins
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YOU ARE IN DANGER. You are afflicted with a mind parasite that feeds on your suffering and destroys your families so it can have something to drink from your ruined energetic body. To burn it out is the only way and it is the fire of your personal apocalypse, or revealing, that will perform this cleansing action. Contact me in any way you can should you require further help in this matter. I am here for you as a fellow human being, with a nervous system and feelings like yours, and as a practicing sorcerer, beyond feeling anything...
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Is this the real life… or is this just fantasy
- By James on 01-03-25
By: Scott R. Jones
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Tripping Over Twilight
- A Collection of Short Horror and Supernatural Stories
- By: T.W. Grim, Velox Books
- Narrated by: Geoff Sturtevant
- Length: 10 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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Horror favorite T.W. Grim invites you to pull up a chair and watch the sun slip past the horizon with this dark and macabre collection of short stories.
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Unique stories!
- By Anonymous User on 07-10-24
By: T.W. Grim, and others
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Bubba the Monster Hunter: Books 1-3
- By: John G. Hartness
- Narrated by: John Solo
- Length: 37 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Robert "Bubba" Brabham never wanted to hunt monsters. He mostly wanted to drink beer, hunt deer, and chase women, like every other giant redneck in the world. But life interfered, and Bubba found himself holster-deep in the family business: monster hunting. Now he's the Southeastern Regional Hunter for the Holy Roman Catholic Church...Bubba has to save the world from the things that go bump in the night! Just as soon as he's done with his beer. And maybe after one more lap dance.
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This is not Bubba Shackelford
- By SamR on 08-06-19
By: John G. Hartness
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When the Stars Fall
- Tomes of Terror
- By: T.W. Grim, Velox Books
- Narrated by: Geoff Sturtevant
- Length: 7 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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When a mysterious truck crashes through the gates of the AccuTech factory, the final shift descends into a nightmare of inhuman proportions. An extraterrestrial parasite capable of absorbing and perfectly mimicking any life form has arrived, leaving a trail of blood and chaos in its wake. Desperate to contain the outbreak at any cost, a shadowy military faction places the factory under quarantine, sealing the doors and condemning everyone inside to a grisly fate.
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What a ride!!!
- By Anonymous User on 10-16-24
By: T.W. Grim, and others
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Waking the Dead
- By: Bryan Asbury
- Narrated by: Drew Blood, Geoff Sturtevant, Otis Jiry
- Length: 7 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Waking the Dead by breakout author Bryan Asbury features eight short stories that will take you by the hand and lead you down a dark, shadowy path where terror and retribution reign supreme. Asbury, the product of far too many 80’s and 90’s cinematic thrillers, knows what horror fans want, and he knows how to deliver! Lock the doors and sit back, because this is a collection that you will appreciate—at least until it’s time to shut off the lights...
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Every story is a wild ride!
- By Paul J McSorley on 03-18-25
By: Bryan Asbury
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Silent Night, Deadly Night
- Based on the 1984 Original Motion Picture
- By: Armando Muñoz
- Narrated by: AJ Danna
- Length: 9 hrs and 21 mins
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Christmas Eve, 1971... Five-year-old Billy Chapman witnessed his parents brutally murdered by a man disguised as Santa Claus, leaving him and his little brother to be raised in a strict Catholic orphanage ruled by the sadistic Mother Superior.
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Good chapter breaks and offensive as shit
- By BJ on 02-09-25
By: Armando Muñoz
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A World Without Trees
- By: Joseph Blackhurst
- Narrated by: Chloé Godard
- Length: 9 hrs and 26 mins
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Long ago, an otherworldly creature made the Earth almost uninhabitable and nearly consumed all of mankind. Now angels protect, and rule over, New Eden—Earth’s last remaining city. By angelic decree, and scripture akin to propaganda, all redheads are enslaved. Alizard is the stubborn daughter of the two most powerful families in the city. She expects to inherit a position of great leadership until the day her hair turns red.
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I like trees!
- By Cody Duncum on 01-27-25
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Hidebehind
- By: Derek Wachter
- Narrated by: Aaron Krygier
- Length: 6 hrs and 34 mins
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Having just graduated from college, Parker is excited to get a career started in the United States Forest Service and serve the community in his home state of California. Unfortunately for Parker though, there currently are no forestry job opportunities in Northern California. Except for one volunteer summer job that no one has applied for in the area. However, deep in these woods exists a creature of folklore that hunts humans for prey with a ravenous and insatiable hunger as told by generation after generation of loggers and outdoorsmen in the area.
By: Derek Wachter
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Bedside Manor
- By: Jack Townsend
- Narrated by: MrCreepyPasta
- Length: 4 hrs and 11 mins
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When Jack’s car breaks down in the middle of a cross-country road trip, the mysterious house at the top of the hill is a beacon of hope. If he can borrow a phone to call for help, he’ll be on his way in no time. But someone - or something - has other plans. Soon, Jack finds himself trapped in a nightmare that defies logic, where a depraved killer on the loose is the least of his problems. Will Jack escape before it’s too late?
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Love it however you can get it for free
- By Cristian on 12-29-21
By: Jack Townsend
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Long Term Damage
- By: Billy Hanson
- Narrated by: Billy Hanson
- Length: 7 hrs and 47 mins
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"Long Term Damage" explores a dark side of the human experience in life-altering quick decisions and the consequences of decades-old mistakes. From the young siblings who find horror while searching for a missing teen, to a rude woman stuck in the worst traffic imaginable, and an aging criminal coming face-to-face with his past after taking a bullet, these stories are all at once scary, tense, emotionally charged, sometimes funny, and often devastating.
By: Billy Hanson
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Oh, Karitas
- By: Emil Hjörvar Petersen, Quentin Bates
- Narrated by: Gunnar Cauthery
- Length: 10 hrs and 43 mins
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Moving from Reykjavík to the rural village of Búdardalur in Iceland, a successful yet overworked and divorced master chef, Bragi, hopes to start a new life with his two teenagers. He buys an old house by the sea and takes over management of a local motel and restaurant. Soon, a mysterious woman walks in: Karitas. Bragi feels strangely attracted to her. Thinking he's in love, he convinces himself Karitas will be part of his new life.
By: Emil Hjörvar Petersen, and others
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Jake
- By: Victor Peter
- Narrated by: Sawyer Varvel
- Length: 9 hrs and 46 mins
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Jake, once a rising star in the literary world, is now a man on the edge of madness. Now, the characters he created—once confined to the pages of his stories—are haunting his every waking moment. Victor Black, the cold-blooded villain. The Butcher, pure evil incarnate. Eliza Nightshade, deadly and seductive. The eerie Twins, laughing in the shadows. And Mr. Snuggles, the sarcastic talking cat, now a chilling figure of Jake's spiraling mind, stalking him with yellow eyes and a grin that promises terror.
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Relatable character
- By Rachel Browning on 04-03-25
By: Victor Peter
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Benjamin
- By: Aron Beauregard, Shane McKenzie
- Narrated by: Chuck Brugee
- Length: 13 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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In the city of fear, money holds dominion over all. With a new designer drug numbing the population, a rash of mysterious disappearances, and a murder rate rising higher than the tallest skyscraper, the only people with the means to distance themselves from the corruption are the ones fostering it. Enter Benjamin—a lone hundred-dollar bill caught in the middle. In a storm of pills, bullets, and bloodshed, Benjamin passes through the hands of several desperate criminals.
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Better as a Screenplay
- By Michelle Mendoza on 12-30-24
By: Aron Beauregard, and others
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Suburban Hell
- By: Maureen Kilmer
- Narrated by: Jaime Lamchick
- Length: 8 hrs and 50 mins
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Amy Foster considers herself lucky. After she left the city and went full minivan, she found her place quickly with neighbors Liz, Jess, and Melissa, together snarking the “Mom Mafia” from the outskirts of the PTA mom crowd. So, one night during their monthly wine get-together, the newfound crew concocts a plan for a clubhouse She Shed in Liz’s backyard—the perfect space for just them, no spouses or kids allowed.
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Love the story
- By Kora87 on 09-02-22
By: Maureen Kilmer
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Tales from the Gas Station: Volume One
- By: Jack Townsend
- Narrated by: Jon Grilz
- Length: 8 hrs and 47 mins
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Drunk customers. Shoplifting raccoons. Otherworldly visitors. As night-shift clerk at the 24-hour gas station at the edge of town, Jack has pretty much seen it all. That is, until his best friend reveals the body of a local politician hidden in the trunk of a car, setting off a chain of events with apocalyptic potential. Soon, Jack finds himself entangled in a supernatural conspiracy involving monster hunters, sociopaths, doomsday cultists, and...garden gnomes?
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Mr. CreepyPasta Narration is better
- By Kelsey on 08-11-23
By: Jack Townsend
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A Thing Immortal
- A Tale of Western Horror
- By: Barry K Gregory
- Narrated by: Steve Rausch
- Length: 13 hrs and 29 mins
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When an unspeakable ancient evil returns, an orphan girl’s secret may be the world’s only hope. After witnessing the murder of her mother and enduring captivity by outlaws, a young girl finds herself the slave of a brutal mountain man. Trapped by magical wards carved into the trees surrounding a trapper’s shack, the girl almost gives up hope. The arrival of a ghostly gunfighter, as pale as the moon, changes her fate.
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Quality time in the frontier
- By Neal Robert on 02-28-25
By: Barry K Gregory
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Only Mostly Dead
- Afterlife Incorporated, Book 1
- By: Alli Temple
- Narrated by: Emily Lawrence
- Length: 10 hrs and 45 mins
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After a painful battle with cancer, Ember is ready to call it quits. The problem is, Death didn’t get her memo. Now only mostly dead, Ember must come up with her own exit strategy.
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An easy listen
- By Nichole on 01-15-25
By: Alli Temple
What listeners say about Bonesaw Vic's Cryptozoological Gardens, Volume One
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- Jimmy Downs
- 12-23-24
A fascinating world!
I can’t wait for the next volume! TW Grim is an awesome author that has consistently written banger after banger! Geoff is consistently evolving as a narrator! Great job gentlemen!
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- CareyQtContrary
- 12-29-24
GREAT!
Just great all the way around. I can’t wait for the next one! T.W Grim never disappoints.
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- Jack white
- 03-19-25
Great
Captivating, and couldn’t wait to see who I would meet and what would happen every second
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- Anonymous User
- 03-05-25
Amazing story
This story is fantastic, I cannot wait to hear more from T.W Grim!
I plan on purchasing a copy of the book and all other works from T.W. Grim
This dude dose not miss, every story I hear/ read from him is fantastic and leaves me wanting more.
Cannot recommend this enough 10/10.
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- BlueEyes
- 01-07-25
Definitely a one of a kind experience!
I wasn't sure what to expect when I started listening to this book but it drew me in and I found myself cheering for Bonesaw Vic's newest employee. The author penned a story about supernatural beings and the zoo that only the richest in society can afford to visit. There was colorful language and threats of bodily harm. Following along with Billy Whitebread as he made sense of the tasks he was responsible for each shift, I felt like I was in the drama as it unfolded. This is the first book in the series and there was a preview of another story at the end of this one.
The narrator did a professional job with all the characters' voices and he captured the suspense and emotions felt by the characters. A terrific team of writer and narrator. A fun, silly at times entertaining read on audible.
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- Heather Danielewicz
- 03-12-25
Can I pet that dog!
A fun unique story. Everyone who has a dumpster fire for a job can relate to our protagonist in this story. I melo who wouldn't want to see real live cryptids and get to work with them for really real? Who knew your boss could be scarier than one of those unseen creatures. Definitely worth the listen or read.
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