Bonesaw Vic's Cryptozoological Gardens, Volume One
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Narrated by:
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Geoff Sturtevant
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By:
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T.W. Grim
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“What the heck is a cryptid?” you ask? Well, the simplified answer is, “Cryptids are mythological creatures that may or may not exist, and Cryptozoology is the study of these (probably not real) creatures."
Well, for the sake of argument, let's say these mythical creatures are actually real. What if some ruthless (and totally legitimate) businessman somehow managed to acquire a number of these cryptids for the purpose of putting them on display? For a very large admittance fee, of course. A fee so large, only the wealthiest people would ever know about it.
A zoo, in other words. A top-secret zoo for the elite.
And what if this zoo for cryptids had a job opening?
Bonesaw Vic’s Cryptozoological Gardens is an off-the-wall journey into a world of supernatural beings and organized crime. It’s also a tale about growing up and finding yourself. In this book, you’ll join our unwitting protagonist as he encounters stoic ex-mercenaries, dangerous gangsters, and a boat-load of mythical monsters with a lot of personality. It’s funny, it’s horrific, it’s dramatic, it’s a bit stupid, it’s a lot of things! Above all, Bonesaw Vic’s Cryptozoological Gardens is a one-of-kind experience.
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- Jimmy Downs
- 12-23-24
A fascinating world!
I can’t wait for the next volume! TW Grim is an awesome author that has consistently written banger after banger! Geoff is consistently evolving as a narrator! Great job gentlemen!
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