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Aurora Bliss
About this listen
Have you ever come across those stories with heroes who knew just how to get things done?
The ones who were masters in five different martial arts, and knew ten ways to skin a bear after killing it with their bare hands?
Yeah, that wasn’t me.
Hell, I had trouble asking a girl out on a date.
But someone in clerical must have made an error. Because I got ripped from an airplane on my way home after my last day in the Coast Guard.
I mean, come on, I wasn’t even in one of the hardcore branches of the military or anything!
On top of that, as soon as I arrived in this new world, I got sent to jail and conscripted.
So, that was fun.
But I found out I was unique. The first human on Camaria to have an affinity for all three of the elements humans had taken from the dungeons.
Fire, Earth, and Water.
Now, I’m being sent to this academy. It’s a place to learn how to be the hero they expect — no, the hero they need me to be. To save humanity and all the other races I guess.
I mean, we all have to start somewhere, right?
Oh, and there is this girl. Okay, maybe more than one…
Anyway, this is my journey. The chronicles of how I went from Mr. Average to the most powerful Hexinblade this world has ever known.
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Inheriting your uncle's supervillain business is more complicated than you might think. Particularly when you discover who's running the place. Charlie's life is going nowhere fast. A divorced substitute teacher living with his cat in a house his siblings want to sell, all he wants is to open a pub downtown, if only the bank will approve his loan. Then his long-lost uncle Jake dies and leaves his supervillain business (complete with island volcano lair) to Charlie. But becoming a supervillain isn't all giant laser death rays and lava pits.
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Volcanic Lairs, Death Rays & Cats… Oh My! 😼
- By C. White on 09-19-23
By: John Scalzi
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The Signal
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Great listen.
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- CC
- 03-29-25
Good one
Honestly I really liked the story but book 1 was mostly world building because on the progression aspect well the only gains access to his powers until only like 3 or 3 chapters ar3 left on the book and spice level is minimal. sp hopefully mc advances fast on the next book and please more spice on the next book
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- Brian
- 04-09-25
Great start!
Really great start to this series. Looking forward to the next book to see where the story continues. The voice actors were great. Enjoy hearing them every time.
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