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The Most Hilarious Donkey Kong Jokes
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Thousands of video games have come and gone but none as fun as Donkey Kong. Donkey Kong is one of Nintendo's favorite characters. This book features the most hilarious, funny, and silly jokes and puns that go along with him!
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Far reaching as a "book" just sounds like some weird lady reading what she wrote for a fifth grade school project on Donkey Kong.
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