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Meet Edger (Ed-jer), a 26-year-old gadget retail dork destined to become the world’s first superhero!
His superpower: The ability to channel the Collective Unconscious, a psychic network connecting the living and the dead. In his arsenal are the skills of Bruce Lee, the strength of Samson, the wisdom of the ages...and the dancing chops of Michael Jackson - including that one twisty foot move, crotch grab, and fedora tilt.
But there's a catch...Like every psychic superpower to get administered through a hypodermic needle, this one comes with a prick. Someone seems to have misplaced the booster necessary for stabilizing his superpower. Without it, Edger has three days before his brain turns to pudding.
Join our Dork of Destiny as he overcomes the world’s greatest butt, two rival Cluck-n-Pray gangs, an evil cow, a Green Bay Defensive Tackle, rifle-toting assassins - and a pair of stoners who inadvertently create the world’s first supervillain after a wild night on Twitter!
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It was one freaking kiss with a stranger. I wasn't looking for a hero the day Brent Eden charged into my life. He saw a damsel in distress facing humiliation. We played pretend. Swore I was his. Baited sweet chaos. Blew apart everything. My dating disaster? Gone. Our kiss? Electric. Divine. Toe-curling. His mistake? Oh, boy. Dropping the ultimate F-bomb: fiancée. Especially when my gossipy cousin tells the whole family.
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Pleasant...
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By: Nicole Snow
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SEAL of Honor
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- By: Tonya Burrows
- Narrated by: Stephen Borne
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It’s a good thing Gabe Bristow lives and breathes the Navy SEAL credo, “the only easy day was yesterday”, because today, his life is unrecognizable. When his prestigious career comes to a crashing halt, he’s left with a bum leg and few prospects for employment that don’t include a desk. That is, until he’s offered the chance to command a private hostage-rescue team and free a wealthy American businessman from Colombian paramilitary rebels.
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Modern gods and goddesses, remote, revered - and like the pantheon of heroes and heroines of ancient myth - possessing great power tempered with flaws. Now, find within this anthology great tales by gifted and award-winning authors who move superheroes from the four-color panels of comic books to the fantastic pages of fiction, stories that will remind anyone who ever wanted to wear a cape or don a cowl of the extraordinary powers of the imagination!
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Pretentious tired old concepts
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By: Peter S. Beagle, and others
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Company Town
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They call it Company Town - a city-size oil rig off the coast of the Canadian Maritimes, now owned by one very wealthy, powerful, byzantine family: Lynch Ltd. Hwa is of the few people in her community (which constitutes the whole rig) to forgo bioengineered enhancements. As such, she's the last truly organic person left on the rig - making her doubly an outsider as well as a neglected daughter and bodyguard extraordinaire.
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Ripple Effect
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One shot. One kill. A simple plan. A simple operation. But it doesn't take much to throw off the assassination of a corrupt US senator in a foreign country. Not once the cartel gets involved. Can Riley "Bear" Logan and Jack Noble fight through the waves before a traitor gets to them first?
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Disappointing narration and weak plot!
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Alex, Approximately
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Classic movie buff Bailey "Mink" Rydell has spent months crushing on a witty film geek she only knows online by "Alex". Two coasts separate the teens until Bailey moves in with her dad, who lives in the same California surfing town as her online crush. Faced with doubts (what if he's a creep in real life - or worse?), Bailey doesn't tell Alex she's moved to his hometown. Or that she's landed a job at the local tourist-trap museum. Or that she's being heckled daily by the irritatingly hot museum security guard, Porter Roth - a.k.a. her new arch-nemesis.
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Great But Don't Read the Synopsis!
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Hard As It Gets
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Trouble just walked into Nicholas Rixey's tattoo parlor. Becca Merritt is warm, sexy, wholesome, pure temptation to a very jaded Nick. He's left his military life behind to become co-owner of Hard Ink Tattoo, but Becca is his ex-commander's daughter. Loyalty won't let him turn her away. Lust has plenty to do with it too. With her brother presumed kidnapped, Becca needs Nick. She just wasn't expecting to want him so much.
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2 things you should know before you buy...
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Scales
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Koji Owens is the new kid...again. As the only son of an Air Force F-16 pilot, he's learned to adapt and survive every time they move. It's not easy starting over with new friends and schools every two years, but when the Owens family makes their final move to New York, Koji finally has hope for a normal high school life - that is, until he finds a strange bracelet in his locker.
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Where can I get more of that
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So Not a Hero
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After serving two years in a federal prison, Karen Hashimoto is out on parole and eager to put her criminal past behind her. No easy task, since she's also the former supervillain known as Crushette. A chance encounter leads to an unexpected opportunity, and she is recruited as the newest member of the city's premier team of superheroes: The Good Guys.
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Graphic Suprrhero Sex
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Whatever It Takes
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Call me what you want: Bad Boy Next Door. Trouble. That Kid Who Can’t Do Anything Right. When Willow moves into my neighborhood, nothing should have happened. She’s geeky. Shy. A true wallflower. Willow is a good girl. Too good for me. And how the hell was I supposed to know that she’s related to Loren Hale - yeah, that douchebag celebrity that lives on my street. The same guy I've been pranking by spray painting vulgar words on his mailbox and worse. Much worse. I'm cursed. Simple as that. People who are cursed break everything they touch. And yet...I still want to touch her.
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For the young adult market.
- By Pix on 07-02-20
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The Eighth Guardian
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- By: Meredith McCardle
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Amanda Obermann. Code name Iris. It’s Testing Day. The day that comes without warning, the day when all juniors and seniors at The Peel Academy undergo a series of intense physical and psychological tests to see if they’re ready to graduate and become government operatives. Amanda and her boyfriend Abe are top students, and they’ve just endured thirty-six hours of testing. But they’re juniors and don’t expect to graduate. That’ll happen next year, when they plan to join the CIA - together.
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Great premise for a storyline, weak execution
- By Sherrilyn Dolman on 05-15-14
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Loving the Chase
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- By: Sharla Lovelace
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- Length: 10 hrs and 9 mins
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Charming, adventurous Zach Chase has always craved the spotlight, and now he's on the hunt for publicity for his family's storm-chasing business. So when a reality TV network approaches him with the idea for a show profiling their work, he can't resist. But the last person he expects to walk into the meeting is the former love of his life.
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Nice
- By Amazon Customer on 04-26-23
By: Sharla Lovelace
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- Jenny Zimmerman
- 07-04-20
WOW....Just, wow
As I sit here putting my thoughts together, I ponder just how I want to begin this review. I am just blown away by the narrator for this story. I must say that I enjoyed listening to this book more than I did reading it myself. The characters were incredible and the narrator did a fantastic job with the voice for each character. Words cannot describe how much I really enjoyed listening to this story. The narrator brought forth a magical and hilarious story that kept me either shaking my head or laughing out loud. The story seemed a lot more clear and understandable listening to the story instead of me reading it. My boyfriend and I found this story amusing and unable to help ourselves when it came to wanting to hear more of it, just to see what part of Edger's adventure this narrator would take us on. And we wondered how this narrator was able to keep a straight face and continue reading in some parts of the story while we were rolling in laughter. Fantastic job, Vikas Adam, for turning this story into a fun and wild ride from beginning to end!! I highly recommend this audio book.
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- Victor @ theAudiobookBlog dot com
- 10-30-20
A hoot from beginning to end
Ok, let’s get this out of the way from the beginning. Edger by David Beem is like nothing else that I listened to before, and I experienced over 1,200 audiobooks in my life so far! The closest thing it resembles is The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, but Edger is even more of a hoot than that one.
Well, I guess that’s what happens when our hero is a dork who can tap powers beyond this world and he has to work with or against two rival Cluck-n-Pray gangs, an evil cow, a Green Bay Defensive Tackle, rifle-toting assassins – and a pair of stoners, also addicted to Twitter.
The story is absolutely nuts, with insanely colorful characters, twists, turns, and at least 60 laugh out loud moments a minute.
The audiobook version of Edger is brought to life by award-winning actor, voice-over artist and narrator Vikas Adam. He brings his award-worthy A-Game to the recording booth, once again, and delivers one of the most immersive, hilarious and expansive listening experiences that I heard in a long time. He reads, he acts, he switches voices, accents and genders seamlessly and with style, keeping the action going and the laughs coming.
Really, I don’t think that I want to find out how long this recording took, as I’m sure that not even Vikas Adam could record all of this with a straight face.
Bravo to the the author and the narrator for such a fantastic production!
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- Apteral
- 03-06-23
DNF. Not sure about all these other reviews.
First off, the story itself makes nudge nudge wink wink non-reference to the fact that its stealing most of its central plot from Chuck. Saying you're stealing your premise is not an adequate defense for stealing your premise. Second, this book mocked caricatures of conservatives and Christians early on in the story, the "Collective Unconscious" thing is some kind of weird pseudo-universalist thing, the villain seemed to be an AI influenced by stoned Twitter trolls, and the solution to dealing with the AI seemed to involve organizing a pride parade.
Wrap all that up in Vikas Adams' narration (which worked for me in the first few Completionist Chronicles books, but is somehow grating here even though the voices he uses are the same. Probably its the combination of his voices narrating *this* book.) and that's a no to the thank you for me.
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