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Everybody Hates Tower Dungeons
- Everybody Hates, Book 2
- Narrated by: Phil Thron
- Length: 12 hrs and 40 mins
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Long ago, there was a princess so fair that every lord and hero in all the land lusted for her heart, so her father did what any reasonable father would—he cut out her heart and placed it in the highest chamber of a secret tower filled with monsters and deadly traps.
Those few who were wise and bold enough to solve the riddle of the tower's location and venture inside were never seen or heard from again. As the years passed, the quest appeared more and more futile. As the decades passed, it appeared to be lunacy. As the centuries passed, the princess's heart was all but forgotten....
Until now.
The Death Knight, Dan of Uptown, has been charged with an impossible ultimatum: retrieve the princess's heart—or die. Pursued by fanatical enemies, faced with a challenge too daunting for the greatest heroes of the realm, and left without options, Dan and his friends are about to find out exactly why Everybody Hates Tower Dungeons.
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By: Crunch Berries, and others
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Mogworld
- By: Yahtzee Croshaw
- Narrated by: Yahtzee Croshaw
- Length: 13 hrs and 8 mins
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In a world full to bursting with would-be heroes, Jim couldn't be less interested in saving the day. His fireballs fizzle. He's awfully grumpy. Plus, he's been dead for about sixty years. When a renegade necromancer wrenches him from eternal slumber and into a world gone terribly, bizarrely wrong, all Jim wants is to find a way to die properly, once and for all. On his side, he's got a few shambling corpses, an inept thief, and a powerful death wish. But he's up against tough odds....
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An unexpected amount of punctuation
- By James M. Orlando on 03-24-23
By: Yahtzee Croshaw
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Rated R
- By: Mike Leon
- Narrated by: Buzz Blackburn
- Length: 5 hrs and 39 mins
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It's crass gun porn filled with fanboy pandering action movie references. Do you like action movies? Do you like dark, edgy, hard-boiled heroes? Do you like fully automatic weapons blasting guys' heads off? How about product endorsements that are awkwardly placed between depictions of intense violence? Yeah? Then this book is for you!
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This book has been rated F, for fun, fights, and f
- By LITRPG Audiobook Reviews on 02-27-18
By: Mike Leon
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Book of the Dead: Awakening
- A LitRPG Adventure
- By: RinoZ
- Narrated by: Phil Thron
- Length: 18 hrs and 53 mins
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With one touch of the stone, Tyron receives his Class and his life changes forever. In an instant his bright and promising future as the scion of two powerful Slayers is torn apart and he must make a decision.
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I struggled with this.
- By Joseph on 09-11-23
By: RinoZ
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Burn Box
- Embers, Book 1
- By: Bobby Adair
- Narrated by: Phil Thron
- Length: 12 hrs and 3 mins
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In the chilling dawn of a near-future world, gene hackers, armed with AI and CRISPR's deadly precision, unleash wave after wave of engineered diseases. With food dwindling and trust eroding, nations spiral into authoritarian chaos, battling an unseen enemy while rampant disinformation corrodes the very fabric of society.
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Very scary and good
- By Gorschek D. on 01-12-24
By: Bobby Adair
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The Fort at the End of the World
- By: Justin Marks
- Narrated by: Christian J. Gilliland
- Length: 10 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Jason and his friends just wanted to spend a week at the lake house. Time to relax, hang out, and catch up on old times. Then the System arrived. It only took a few hours for their world to become a real-life roleplaying game; trading some downtime for the need to learn new skills and powers while trying to defend their new home, their families, and survive. They don’t know the rules. They don’t know what’s coming next. What they do know is; they need to reinforce and expand their fort while protecting it, keep leveling up, and explore a dangerous new world.
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Snoozefest
- By Katherine on 09-13-23
By: Justin Marks
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Everybody Hates Death Knights
- Everybody Hates Series, Book 1
- By: Crunch Berries, Mike Leon
- Narrated by: Phil Thron
- Length: 11 hrs and 17 mins
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This is the story of Dan—a high school dropout who plays guitar in a heavy metal band and has a minimum wage job wearing a mouse costume. He's not exactly destined for great things. Then Dan wakes up in another world—a world where science never progressed past the Middle Ages, and the laws of physics have been replaced by role-playing game rules. Dan makes some mistakes—some big mistakes. Dan becomes a Death Knight: a walking personification of death and darkness. Now, Dan must fight monsters, zealots, and demons just to survive, and he must do it all alone.
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Totally Radical
- By Gregory Judson on 09-03-23
By: Crunch Berries, and others
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Mogworld
- By: Yahtzee Croshaw
- Narrated by: Yahtzee Croshaw
- Length: 13 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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In a world full to bursting with would-be heroes, Jim couldn't be less interested in saving the day. His fireballs fizzle. He's awfully grumpy. Plus, he's been dead for about sixty years. When a renegade necromancer wrenches him from eternal slumber and into a world gone terribly, bizarrely wrong, all Jim wants is to find a way to die properly, once and for all. On his side, he's got a few shambling corpses, an inept thief, and a powerful death wish. But he's up against tough odds....
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An unexpected amount of punctuation
- By James M. Orlando on 03-24-23
By: Yahtzee Croshaw
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Rated R
- By: Mike Leon
- Narrated by: Buzz Blackburn
- Length: 5 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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It's crass gun porn filled with fanboy pandering action movie references. Do you like action movies? Do you like dark, edgy, hard-boiled heroes? Do you like fully automatic weapons blasting guys' heads off? How about product endorsements that are awkwardly placed between depictions of intense violence? Yeah? Then this book is for you!
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This book has been rated F, for fun, fights, and f
- By LITRPG Audiobook Reviews on 02-27-18
By: Mike Leon
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Book of the Dead: Awakening
- A LitRPG Adventure
- By: RinoZ
- Narrated by: Phil Thron
- Length: 18 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
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With one touch of the stone, Tyron receives his Class and his life changes forever. In an instant his bright and promising future as the scion of two powerful Slayers is torn apart and he must make a decision.
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I struggled with this.
- By Joseph on 09-11-23
By: RinoZ
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Burn Box
- Embers, Book 1
- By: Bobby Adair
- Narrated by: Phil Thron
- Length: 12 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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In the chilling dawn of a near-future world, gene hackers, armed with AI and CRISPR's deadly precision, unleash wave after wave of engineered diseases. With food dwindling and trust eroding, nations spiral into authoritarian chaos, battling an unseen enemy while rampant disinformation corrodes the very fabric of society.
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Very scary and good
- By Gorschek D. on 01-12-24
By: Bobby Adair
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The Fort at the End of the World
- By: Justin Marks
- Narrated by: Christian J. Gilliland
- Length: 10 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Jason and his friends just wanted to spend a week at the lake house. Time to relax, hang out, and catch up on old times. Then the System arrived. It only took a few hours for their world to become a real-life roleplaying game; trading some downtime for the need to learn new skills and powers while trying to defend their new home, their families, and survive. They don’t know the rules. They don’t know what’s coming next. What they do know is; they need to reinforce and expand their fort while protecting it, keep leveling up, and explore a dangerous new world.
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Snoozefest
- By Katherine on 09-13-23
By: Justin Marks
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System Fall
- Apocalypse Reborn, Book 1
- By: Kaz Hunter
- Narrated by: Pete Cross
- Length: 12 hrs and 5 mins
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Fueled by memories of a fallen world and revenge, Nick takes on a quest to take down the all-powerful [Admin]. Armed with nothing more than his grit, his experience, and an unyielding will, his every decision becomes a high-stakes gamble in a world changed by the coming of the system. Powerful and otherworldly foes obstruct his path, their strength formidable enough to pulverize any ordinary man. But Nick is far from ordinary. He embodies humanity's best hope to overcome the catastrophe known as System Fall and to challenge the [Admin].
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I loved it
- By Lee crump on 09-16-23
By: Kaz Hunter
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Arcane Cultivator
- Arcane Cultivator, Book 1
- By: Harmon Cooper
- Narrated by: Neil Hellegers
- Length: 11 hrs and 29 mins
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When a magic ritual goes disastrously wrong, Jaden is exiled to the heart of the desert and left to die. Battered and bruised, Jaden encounters the outcast Nomadwater Sect, who grant him a second chance at life as a mysterious arcane cultivator. With its savage beasts and cryptic mysteries, survival in the sprawling desert of Southfall is a dangerous game. Yet Jaden and the Nomadwater Sect persevere, growing closer and forming bonds over the course of a long summer.
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Exciting story!
- By Sarah Axling on 11-26-23
By: Harmon Cooper
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We Hunt Monsters
- By: Aaron Oster
- Narrated by: Shawn Hertel
- Length: 9 hrs and 33 mins
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Keith has died 12 times. After making a deal with a mysterious immortal, he was sent to a new world in hopes of gaining the offered reward - a chance at a better life with his family. However, Keith failed to realize that this deal did not come with an expiration date, no matter how many times he died. After dying for the dozenth time, Keith renegotiates with the immortal. This new deal will see him sent to the world of Raiah - a world filled with monsters, cowardly monkeys, and a system of magic very similar to the fantasy roleplaying games his brother used to enjoy.
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mmmmeeeeehhhh
- By Anonymous User on 07-23-22
By: Aaron Oster
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Bibliomancer
- Wolfman Warlock, Book 1
- By: James Hunter, Dakota Krout
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl
- Length: 12 hrs and 50 mins
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Recent college grad Sam King was hoping for a backpacking trip across Europe as a graduation present. Instead, he’s going to get a different kind of trip: a three-month stint in the ultimate immersive gaming experience. As a lifelong geek, gamer, and outsider, it’s a better gift then he’d ever dreamed.
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Skips at 1 hour and 30 min remaining...
- By Amazon Customer on 03-03-20
By: James Hunter, and others
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Death, Loot & Vampires: A LitRPG Adventure
- The Vampire Vincent, Book 1
- By: Benjamin Kerei
- Narrated by: Travis Baldree
- Length: 10 hrs and 1 min
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Becoming a knockoff Dracula in tight leather pants was never part of Vincent’s plans. Neither was being summoned to another world by a cult of vampire wannabes. But both happened. Now, Vincent’s left to pick up the tattered pieces of his humanity as he tries to grow strong enough to keep his family safe. The world is filled with nightmares, and the looming threat of losing his soul stands between his goal and his reality, so it’s not like it will be too hard or anything. Hell should tremble. A good man is going to war.
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I want more.
- By Dragonrunt on 06-08-23
By: Benjamin Kerei
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Dungeon Life: An Isekai LitRPG
- Dungeon Life, Book 1
- By: Khenal
- Narrated by: Michael Gallagher
- Length: 14 hrs and 55 mins
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The usual result of a human taking a runaway semitruck head-on is a very sudden, very fast track to the pearly gates. But for one newly noncorporeal man, there's another option: become a dungeon. Feeling sorry for the desperate angel assigned to him, the man relents. Heck, if it doesn't work out, he can always chat with Saint Peter about it later. Next thing you know, he's a dungeon. Admittedly, a small run-down, somewhat unimpressive dungeon (more of a house, actually), but you gotta start somewhere, right?
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Freakin awesome
- By John Andrew Hartley Nichols on 03-13-24
By: Khenal
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Antimage
- Ends of Magic, Book 1
- By: Alexander Olson
- Narrated by: Phil Thron
- Length: 23 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Nathan's life was defined by labs and lectures until an Archmage yanked him into Davrar and made him a tantalizing offer: master magic in exchange for Earth's scientific secrets. Yet, Nathan can't shake off the feeling that darker truths lurk beneath such promises. The world of Davrar is a dangerous place teeming with dungeons and monsters–ruled by levels, Talents, and a near-infinite progression of power. Nathan will need to rely on himself to survive, forging alliances and taking every advantage he can get against those that seek to control him.
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Not a bad book
- By Dan on 10-17-23
By: Alexander Olson
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Crystal Core
- Crystal Core, Book 1
- By: David Burke
- Narrated by: Daniel Wisniewski, Rebecca Woods
- Length: 14 hrs and 36 mins
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Ryan lived his life on Earth trapped in his own body. The doctors couldn't explain what was happening to him, but slowly, his body was crystallizing. Then, a portal opened up on the ceiling of his hospital room. He'd seen that one in enough anime to recognize what was happening. It couldn't possibly be worse than the hell that was his life on Earth, not that he was given any choice.
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Great stuff
- By Amazon Customer on 06-07-24
By: David Burke
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Slow Burn Box Set
- The Complete First Saga in the Post-Apocalyptic Series (Books 1-9)
- By: Bobby Adair
- Narrated by: Phil Thron
- Length: 55 hrs and 16 mins
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It was just a random mutation - one of a billion that happen in viruses every day. But this one was different. It exploded out of Somalia and spread across the oceans before anybody thought to look up from their cell phones to see what was going on. The infected breathed the virus into the air around them, spreading it through the cities faster than anyone thought possible. Hospitals were overwhelmed. Police lines crumbled. Quarantine sites disintegrated. Cities started to collapse.
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A few irritating things
- By Justin J Taylor on 03-17-21
By: Bobby Adair
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System Change: A LitRPG Adventure
- System Universe, Book 1
- By: SunriseCV
- Narrated by: Adam Verner
- Length: 12 hrs and 29 mins
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Fight, survive, adapt, and rely only on yourself. That is Derek’s creed and what's got him through the System Integration on Earth. Everything changed when the System came. Cute bunnies and beautiful butterflies became savage killing machines. Then the Invaders arrived with a single goal: to obtain ownership of this new habitable planet. War has raged ever since. None of this mattered much to Derek, aside from making living a little more perilous.
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Reviews lie hard
- By Anonymous User on 11-27-22
By: SunriseCV
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The Archemi Online Chronicles Boxset: Books 1, 2 & 3
- A LitRPG Epic Fantasy Series (The Archemi Online Chronicles)
- By: James Osiris Baldwin
- Narrated by: Justin Thomas James, Jeff Hays, Laurie Catherine Winkel, and others
- Length: 45 hrs and 38 mins
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Before being conscripted to fight in the Total War, Private Hector Park had a shattered family, a collection of old video games, and a promising career as a motorcycle stuntman. Now, he is dying from a virus threatening humankind with extinction. He has three days to live. When Hector’s brother contacts him after years of hostile silence, Hector goes to try and make peace. But his brother offers him something even better: the chance to cheat death by joining him in Archemi, a full-immersion fantasy VR-RPG video game.
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fun narration & characters buuut...
- By ERIC ESTES on 01-29-24
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Unexpected Healer
- Earthen Contenders, Book 1
- By: Jonathan Brooks
- Narrated by: Miles Meili
- Length: 15 hrs and 2 mins
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Against his will, Thaden was transported elsewhere in a big flash of light along with millions of other Humans from Earth, to a place where they would train to become Contenders in a whole new world. Unfortunately for him, something occurred during his transference into the “Training” program, and he was ejected from the whole training process and sent into the open mouth of an active volcano for bodily disposal.
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The narrator ruined it for me
- By K. Culleton on 09-05-24
By: Jonathan Brooks
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- Anonymous User
- 06-23-24
the story is funny and amazing ,and the narrator is awesome as always
nothing about this story will make you regret reading it or rather listening to it lol definitely a great story I recommend both stories
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- Jason B
- 05-09-24
Love this team and the world
Glad to see they had a fresh storyline making this sequel not redundant while still advancing the characters. Looking forward to more books!
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- Chris
- 08-10-24
Ready for the next in the series
Eagerly awaiting the next book in the series. Hilarious interactions and cultural references make for an entertaining journey!
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- Ascendedthor
- 09-09-24
Great for any RPG fan
The humor and the overall story was great. I do recommend listening to the first book before you start this one. I was happy with the way the story turned out.
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- bill
- 08-13-24
What a great book
This is a rare book two that I think is better than book one and I really enjoyed the first book! I can highly recommend this book and author!
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- Maxwell J Oss
- 06-04-24
honestly I liked this one more than the first
The humor is tighter and is more spread out over the cast. Dan is still Dan so hopefully you liked his first appearance. I will warn you this book has a cliff hanger ending. I do recommend this book.
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- Daniel J.
- 05-15-24
Does not disappoint
Light LitRPG with dark humor. Great for anyone wanting an enjoyable story rampant with ample humorous moments and death metal references with Tarantino style battle scenes
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- KOSTADIN
- 07-19-24
and that's how I like my LitRPG
And that's how I like my LitRPG: uninhibited, vulgar, never taking itself seriously, and taking full advantage of the opportunities for world building and not sticking religiously to a "system" or to the races Tolkien introduced to fantasy books. And entertaining.
This book is enormously entertaining. It is also a lot more funnier than the first part. And a lot more crude and vulgar. But in a way that fits the characters. And that's hard to make.
As a bonus, it plays with metal music references and this adds to the fun (for me).
So, in short, the perfect LitRPG. can't ask for more ;)
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- James
- 06-21-24
4.5 Kerwin the Based
A very strange way to right a story about an extremely based Paladin. I just need him to start murdering some false gods. The other characters are ok but pretty mundane.
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- Moe
- 06-25-24
Terrible let down and radical racism
It was going ok, until the Nazi ish. Liking or acting to like it is whatever. But for it to be the main character? I had to eject. 1st book was great. This one I stopped with 5 hours left and still in a dollhouse.
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