Everything I Need to Know I Learned from Dungeons & Dragons
One Woman's Quest to Trade Self-Help for Elf-Help
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Kathleen McInerney
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With tongue-in-cheek humor, the creator of the award-winning Confessions of a Part-Time Sorceress takes on the self-help section, proving that the benefits of the Dungeons & Dragons game goes far beyond simple entertainment. "Shelly Mazzanoble shows us 'how she rolls', by meeting her everyday encounters with self-effacing charisma and plucky fortitude," says Dan Milano, writer for the TV series Robot Chicken.
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Despite her innate ambition and summa cum laude smarts, Kate Pearson has turned into a major slacker. After being dumped by her handsome French "almost fiancé", she abandons her grad school plans and spends her days lolling on the couch, leaving her apartment only when a dog-walking gig demands it. Her friends don't know what to do other than pass tissues and hope for a comeback while her practical sister, Angela, pushes every remedy she can think of, from trapeze class to therapy to job interviews.
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For fans of "Where'd You Go, Bernadette ?"
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What Doesn't Kill You
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Excellent story
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Clinton Kelly is probably best known for teaching women how to make their butts look smaller. But in I Hate Everyone, Except You, he reveals some heretofore unknown secrets about himself, like that he's a finicky connoisseur of 1980s pornography, a disillusioned critic of New Jersey's premier water parks, and perhaps the world's least enthused high school commencement speaker.
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Filthy language overshadowed stories
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Now Dear Girls breaks out of the 140-character limit as Charlie imagines what would happen if he put the wisdom of the girls to the test.
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An Enjoyable Listen
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More!
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Good
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In this latest mommy audiobook from the popular blogger, author, and TV personality, Stefanie will share her secrets for achieving a balance in motherhood between being protective and caring and downright bats--t crazy. She'll debunk some of the looniest parenting myths and reinforce others; she'll describe how, through as simple a process as good old trial and error, she's learned to pick and choose what works for her and her family, and tune out the rest.
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More Fun than a Good Cry in a Bathroom Stall
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Finding what matters most in life
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I Guess You Had to Be There?
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#IMomSoHard
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IRelateSoHard
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Everything Is Awful
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Best Audio Book I’ve heard ever.
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- Ronn McCarrick
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A Different Take On Things
This was a good listen. The narration was well done, the story flowed well and was interesting, but I could do without most of the sidebars. I wouldn't say that I couldn't put this down, but I did blast through it in two or three days of listening, which is pretty fast for me to go through a seven and a half hour recording. Shelly offers an insight into a life I find difficult to imagine... who talks to their mom every day? But it was interesting to me and I think it does a good job of taking away some of the stigma that gets built up around tabletop role playing. She is someone who I can totally see at the gaming table, and at the same time a person who I would not expect to be a gamer. But such is life and gamers are found in the most unlikely places. I enjoyed this book, even though there were large parts I couldn't relate too.Shelly Mazzanoble does a great job of laying it all out on the table.
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- Phaasz1
- 11-12-20
Fun life story with scattering of D&D references
Most enjoyable was the lilting fun of the narrator's voice telling tales of her interesting life story, revolving around employment at Wizard's of the Coast and her Seattle relationships.
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