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Feh
- A Memoir
- Narrated by: Shalom Auslander
- Length: 9 hrs and 38 mins
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From the acclaimed author of Foreskin’s Lament, a memoir of the author’s attempt to escape the biblical story he’d been raised on and his struggle to construct a new story for himself and his family
Shalom Auslander was raised like a veal in a dysfunctional family in the Orthodox community of Monsey, New York: the son of an alcoholic father; a guilt-wielding mother; and a violent, overbearing God. Now, as he reaches middle age, Auslander begins to suspect that what plagues him is something worse, something he can't so easily escape: a story. The story. One indelibly implanted in him at an early age, a story that told him he is fallen, broken, shameful, disgusting, a story we have all been told for thousands of years, and continue to be told by the religious and secular alike, a story called "Feh."
Yiddish for "Yuck."
Feh follows Auslander's midlife journey to rewrite that story, a journey that involves Phillip Seymour Hoffman, a Pulitzer-winning poet, Job, Arthur Schopenhauer, GHB, Wolf Blitzer, Yuval Noah Harari and a pastor named Steve in a now-defunct church in Los Angeles.
Can he move from Feh to merely meh? Can he even dream of moving beyond that?
Auslander's recounting of his attempt to exorcize the story he was raised with—before he implants it onto his children and/or possibly poisons the relationship of the one woman who loves him—isn’t sacred. It is more-than-occasionally profane. And like all his work, it is also relentlessly funny, subversively heartfelt and fearlessly provocative.
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Foreskin's Lament reveals Auslander's youth in a strict, socially isolated Orthodox community, and recounts his rebellion and efforts to make a new life apart from it. Auslander remembers his youthful attempt to win the "blessing bee" (the Orthodox version of a spelling bee), his exile to an Orthodox-style reform school in Israel after he's caught shoplifting Union Bay jeans from the mall, and his 14-mile hike to watch the New York Rangers play in Madison Square Garden without violating the Sabbath.
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Best memoir I have listened to in my life!
- By Crusader on 03-06-09
By: Shalom Auslander
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Mother for Dinner
- A Novel
- By: Shalom Auslander
- Narrated by: Shalom Auslander
- Length: 6 hrs and 54 mins
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Seventh Seltzer has done everything he can to break from the past, but in his overbearing, narcissistic mother's last moments he is drawn back into the life he left behind. At her deathbed, she whispers in his ear the two words he always knew she would: "Eat me." This is not unusual, as the Seltzers are Cannibal-Americans, a once proud and thriving ethnic group, but for Seventh, it raises some serious questions, both practical and emotional.
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Funniest, wildest, craziest stuff I have ever listened to.
- By D.A. Stone on 03-08-22
By: Shalom Auslander
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Hope: A Tragedy
- A Novel
- By: Shalom Auslander
- Narrated by: Shalom Auslander
- Length: 7 hrs and 22 mins
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The rural town of Stockton, New York, is famous for nothing: No one was born there, no one died there, nothing of any historical import at all has ever happened there, which is why Solomon Kugel, like other urbanites fleeing their pasts and histories, decided to move his wife and young son there. To begin again. To start anew. But it isn't quite working out that way.
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Darkly humorous and a little disturbing
- By Tan A. Summers on 03-12-12
By: Shalom Auslander
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The Third British Empire
- By: Alfred Eckhard Zimmern
- Narrated by: Graham Dunlop
- Length: 5 hrs and 57 mins
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The Third British Empire. Sir Alfred Eckhard Zimmern (1879–1957) was an English classical scholar, historian, and political scientist writing on international relations. His book, The Third British Empire, was among the first to apply the expression "British Commonwealth" to the British Empire. He is also credited with the phrase "welfare state", which was made popular a few years later by William Temple.
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Guilty Creatures
- Sex, God, and Murder in Tallahassee, Florida
- By: Mikita Brottman
- Narrated by: Leon Nixon
- Length: 6 hrs and 49 mins
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Mike and Denise Williams had a tight knit, seemingly unbreakable bond with childhood friends, Brian and Kathy Winchester. The two couples were devout, hardworking Baptists who lived perfect, quintessentially Southern lives. Their friendship seemed ironclad. That is, until December 16, 2000, when Denise’s husband Mike disappeared while duck hunting on Lake Seminole. After no body was found, everyone assumed that Mike had drowned in a tragic accident, his body eaten by alligators. But things took an unexpected turn when Brian Winchester divorced his wife and married Denise.
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Mostly Filler
- By Bootless on 08-15-24
By: Mikita Brottman
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Wu
- The Chinese Empress Who Schemed, Seduced and Murdered Her Way to Become a Living God
- By: Jonathan Clements
- Narrated by: Kathleen Li
- Length: 7 hrs and 4 mins
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Empress Wu Zetian (624-705 AD) was the only woman to be the sovereign ruler of imperial China. A teenage concubine of the Tang Emperor Taizong, she seduced his son while the emperor lay dying. Recalled from a nunnery as part of an intricate court power-game, she caused the deaths of two lady rivals, before securing her enthronement as the Emperor Gaozong's consort. She ruled in the name of her husband and two eldest sons, presiding over the pinnacle of the Silk Road, before proclaiming herself the founder of a new dynasty.
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Foreskin's Lament
- A Memoir
- By: Shalom Auslander
- Narrated by: Shalom Auslander
- Length: 7 hrs
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Foreskin's Lament reveals Auslander's youth in a strict, socially isolated Orthodox community, and recounts his rebellion and efforts to make a new life apart from it. Auslander remembers his youthful attempt to win the "blessing bee" (the Orthodox version of a spelling bee), his exile to an Orthodox-style reform school in Israel after he's caught shoplifting Union Bay jeans from the mall, and his 14-mile hike to watch the New York Rangers play in Madison Square Garden without violating the Sabbath.
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Best memoir I have listened to in my life!
- By Crusader on 03-06-09
By: Shalom Auslander
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Mother for Dinner
- A Novel
- By: Shalom Auslander
- Narrated by: Shalom Auslander
- Length: 6 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Seventh Seltzer has done everything he can to break from the past, but in his overbearing, narcissistic mother's last moments he is drawn back into the life he left behind. At her deathbed, she whispers in his ear the two words he always knew she would: "Eat me." This is not unusual, as the Seltzers are Cannibal-Americans, a once proud and thriving ethnic group, but for Seventh, it raises some serious questions, both practical and emotional.
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Funniest, wildest, craziest stuff I have ever listened to.
- By D.A. Stone on 03-08-22
By: Shalom Auslander
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Hope: A Tragedy
- A Novel
- By: Shalom Auslander
- Narrated by: Shalom Auslander
- Length: 7 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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The rural town of Stockton, New York, is famous for nothing: No one was born there, no one died there, nothing of any historical import at all has ever happened there, which is why Solomon Kugel, like other urbanites fleeing their pasts and histories, decided to move his wife and young son there. To begin again. To start anew. But it isn't quite working out that way.
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Darkly humorous and a little disturbing
- By Tan A. Summers on 03-12-12
By: Shalom Auslander
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The Third British Empire
- By: Alfred Eckhard Zimmern
- Narrated by: Graham Dunlop
- Length: 5 hrs and 57 mins
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The Third British Empire. Sir Alfred Eckhard Zimmern (1879–1957) was an English classical scholar, historian, and political scientist writing on international relations. His book, The Third British Empire, was among the first to apply the expression "British Commonwealth" to the British Empire. He is also credited with the phrase "welfare state", which was made popular a few years later by William Temple.
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Guilty Creatures
- Sex, God, and Murder in Tallahassee, Florida
- By: Mikita Brottman
- Narrated by: Leon Nixon
- Length: 6 hrs and 49 mins
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Mike and Denise Williams had a tight knit, seemingly unbreakable bond with childhood friends, Brian and Kathy Winchester. The two couples were devout, hardworking Baptists who lived perfect, quintessentially Southern lives. Their friendship seemed ironclad. That is, until December 16, 2000, when Denise’s husband Mike disappeared while duck hunting on Lake Seminole. After no body was found, everyone assumed that Mike had drowned in a tragic accident, his body eaten by alligators. But things took an unexpected turn when Brian Winchester divorced his wife and married Denise.
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Mostly Filler
- By Bootless on 08-15-24
By: Mikita Brottman
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Wu
- The Chinese Empress Who Schemed, Seduced and Murdered Her Way to Become a Living God
- By: Jonathan Clements
- Narrated by: Kathleen Li
- Length: 7 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Empress Wu Zetian (624-705 AD) was the only woman to be the sovereign ruler of imperial China. A teenage concubine of the Tang Emperor Taizong, she seduced his son while the emperor lay dying. Recalled from a nunnery as part of an intricate court power-game, she caused the deaths of two lady rivals, before securing her enthronement as the Emperor Gaozong's consort. She ruled in the name of her husband and two eldest sons, presiding over the pinnacle of the Silk Road, before proclaiming herself the founder of a new dynasty.
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Mark Twain: The Non-Fiction Collection
- Chapters from My Autobigraphy; Old Times on the Mississippi; Life on the Mississippi; Roughing It; The Innocents Abroad; The Tramp Abroad; Following The Equator; Some Rambling Notes of an Idle Excursion; and More
- By: Mark Twain
- Narrated by: Nathan Osgood, Ian Porter, Todd Kramer, and others
- Length: 129 hrs and 59 mins
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This audiobook includes unabridged recordings of Mark Twain's Chapters From My Autobiography; 5 pieces of short non-fiction; and 6 pieces of his groundbreaking, wide-ranging travel writing.
By: Mark Twain
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Kissing Girls on Shabbat
- A Memoir
- By: Sara Glass
- Narrated by: Sara Glass
- Length: 11 hrs and 39 mins
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Growing up in the Hasidic community of Brooklyn’s Borough Park, Sara Glass knew one painful truth: what was expected of her and what she desperately wanted were impossibly opposed. Tormented by her attraction to women and trapped in a loveless arranged marriage, she found herself unable to conform to her religious upbringing and soon, she made the difficult decision to walk away from the world she knew. Sara’s journey to self-acceptance began with the challenging battle for a divorce and custody of her children, an act that left her on the verge of estrangement from her family and community.
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Absolutely amazing!
- By Denise Feldman on 09-25-24
By: Sara Glass
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Reap the Whirlwind
- Violence, Race, Justice, and the Story of Sagon Penn
- By: Peter Houlahan
- Narrated by: Joshua Saxon
- Length: 13 hrs and 5 mins
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March 31, 1985. Two white patrol officers in search of a gang member followed a pickup truck carrying seven young Black men up a dirt driveway in the Encanto neighborhood of San Diego. Minutes later, gunshots rang out, and the truck's driver, Sagon Penn, fled the scene in an officer's patrol car. Penn was an idealist who believed in the power of Buddhist chants to bring about the oneness of humanity. The two police officers were rising stars in one of the most progressive police departments in the country, yet one that had suffered more officers killed in the line of duty than any other.
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Outstanding
- By DJ McCarty on 09-11-24
By: Peter Houlahan
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The Memory of ’76
- The Revolution in American History
- By: Michael D. Hattem
- Narrated by: Jim Seybert
- Length: 13 hrs and 4 mins
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Americans agree that their nation’s origins lie in the Revolution, but they have never agreed on what the Revolution meant. For nearly 250 years, politicians, political parties, social movements, and a diverse array of ordinary Americans have constantly reimagined the Revolution to fit the times and suit their own agendas. Michael D. Hattem reveals how conflicts over the meaning and legacy of the Revolution—including the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution—have influenced the most important events and tumultuous periods in the nation’s history.
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McMillions
- By: James Lee Hernandez, Brian Lazarte
- Narrated by: Brian Lazarte, James Lee Hernandez
- Length: 8 hrs and 57 mins
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In March of 2001, Federal prosecutor Mark Devereaux cold-called Rob Holm, the head of security for McDonald's Corporation. Without explanation, Devereaux asked that Holm and several other McDonald's senior executives plan a visit to the Jacksonville, Florida, FBI, and tell no one about their intended destination. It wasn't up for discussion. Upon their arrival, Devereaux watched them closely, looking at body language, checking for tells. To him, they were all potential suspects.
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Sounds like a tin can recording
- By charlie tuna III on 08-19-24
By: James Lee Hernandez, and others
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How to Run Wars
- A Confidential Playbook for the National Security Elite
- By: Abigail R. Hall, Christopher J. Coyne
- Narrated by: Jim Meskimen
- Length: 4 hrs and 42 mins
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Merciless in their penetrating analysis, Christopher J. Coyne and Abigail Hall have written the satirical portrait of America’s contemporary military-industrial complex. Drawing inspiration from the 1936 classic How to Run a War, by Bruce W. Knight, this book is a must-listen for anyone who would know the truth about America’s endless wars and the people who run them....
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great tongue and cheek book
- By John on 07-26-24
By: Abigail R. Hall, and others
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Viewfinder
- A Memoir of Seeing and Being Seen
- By: Jon M. Chu, Jeremy McCarter
- Narrated by: Jon M. Chu
- Length: 7 hrs and 44 mins
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With striking candor and unrivaled insights, Chu offers a firsthand account of the collision of Silicon Valley and Hollywood—what it’s been like to watch his old world shatter and reshape his new one. Ultimately, Viewfinder is about reckoning with your own story, becoming your most creative self, and finding a path all your own.
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Excellent story and incredible quality
- By Gosei on 09-17-24
By: Jon M. Chu, and others
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Catalina
- A Novel
- By: Karla Cornejo Villavicencio
- Narrated by: Karla Cornejo Villavicencio
- Length: 6 hrs and 9 mins
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When Catalina is admitted to Harvard, it feels like the fulfillment of destiny: a miracle child escapes death in Latin America, moves to Queens to be raised by her undocumented grandparents, and becomes one of the chosen. But nothing is simple for Catalina, least of all her own complicated, contradictory, ruthlessly probing mind. Now a senior, she faces graduation to a world that has no place for the undocumented; her sense of doom intensifies her curiosities and desires. She infiltrates the school’s elite subcultures—internships and literary journals, posh parties and secret societies.
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A splendid read on Audible
- By Lee Sanford on 10-02-24
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Decade of Disunion
- How Massachusetts and South Carolina Led the Way to Civil War, 1849-1861
- By: Robert W. Merry
- Narrated by: Jacques Roy
- Length: 16 hrs and 49 mins
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The Mexican War brought vast new territories to the United States, which precipitated a growing crisis over slavery. The new territories seemed unsuitable for the type of agriculture that depended on slave labor, but they lay south of the line where slavery was permitted by the 1820 Missouri Compromise. The subject of expanding slavery to the new territories became a flash point between North and South.
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Very good overview of the period
- By Mike From Mesa on 09-24-24
By: Robert W. Merry
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Miracle Workers
- A Novel
- By: Simon Rich
- Narrated by: Simon Rich
- Length: 4 hrs and 19 mins
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Welcome to Heaven, Inc., the grossly mismanaged corporation in the sky. For as long as anyone can remember, the founder and CEO (known in some circles as "God") has been phoning it in. When God decides to retire (to pursue his lifelong dream of opening an Asian Fusion restaurant), he also decides to destroy Earth. The angels manage to strike a deal with their boss. He'll call off his Armageddon, if they can solve their toughest miracle yet: getting the two most socially awkward humans on the planet to fall in love.
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Fun book!
- By Melea on 04-22-13
By: Simon Rich
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Takedown
- Inside the Fight to Shut Down Pornhub for Child Abuse, Rape, and Sex Trafficking
- By: Laila Mickelwait
- Narrated by: Laila Mickelwait
- Length: 8 hrs and 32 mins
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Pornhub was the 10th most visited site on the Internet, often praised as a progressive champion of women. Then one day, an activist discovered a secret they had been keeping from the world for over a decade: it was infested with child sexual abuse and rape videos. Now for the first time, anti-trafficking expert and mother of two Laila Mickelwait tells the story of her battle against Pornhub’s billionaire executives and the credit card companies who helped them monetize the abuse of countless victims—some as young as three years old.
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Eye-opening
- By Lexi on 09-02-24
By: Laila Mickelwait
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The Faculty Lounge
- A Novel
- By: Jennifer Mathieu
- Narrated by: Lisa Flanagan
- Length: 8 hrs and 31 mins
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With its ensemble of warm and unforgettable characters, The Faculty Lounge shows listeners a different side of school life. It all starts when an elderly substitute teacher at Baldwin High School is found dead in the faculty lounge. After a bit of a stir, life quickly returns to normal. But when, a week later, the spontaneous scattering of his ashes on the school grounds catches the attention of some busybody parents, it sets in motion a year that can only be described as wild, bizarre, tragic, mundane, beautiful, and humorous all at once.
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Not Funny
- By P. Rishel on 08-24-24
By: Jennifer Mathieu
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- Heather Hutchison
- 08-20-24
Honest and moving memoir
Auslander both includes and transcends the fascinating “theological abuse” of his ultra-orthodox Jewish upbringing, with an honest look at both his own life, and the life of the culture we live in, and how the stories we tell, from the religious to the pecuniary, influence how we see ourselves and each other. Auslander brings the reader through his own suffering to a realization of the personal and social importance of compassion, all the while keeping it hilariously funny.
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- Greg
- 08-18-24
Deep. Wonderful writing.
He will be a celebrated author and philosopher after being dead for a few years. And, if there is a God, die penniless and miserable. I can't do this book any justice here with my writing skillset but I'm going to listen to this book again to savor his. Buy it.
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- Witness
- 07-29-24
Feh Recognize Feh
This story gives every Feh hope despite the pessimistic overtone. The author challenges the story he was taught, which in turn, causes the reader to question the stories they were taught. Rewriting one’s story is an act of courage but it's far from easy as illustrated in Feh. Still, humankind yearns for something more authentic and questioning what we were told, especially that which no longer serves us, is the beginning of healing and living life more intentionally.
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- ECD
- 08-12-24
Cynical but fun
I heard him doing an interview just before the book came out, liked his take on religion.
Depressing at times, other times light hearted, but always interesting and entertaining. There were a few moments where I laughed out loud, which is rare for me. Definitely walked away from this one with some things to think about.
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- josephmpetrick
- 08-26-24
Feh’s unite!
I’m late the party for the brilliant Shalom Auslander - but this book is funny and sad and hard and funny and relatable and dark and depressing and funny and also funny. Even late, I’m so glad I made it to the party.
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- Zera
- 08-05-24
Dark humor , philosophy course 501
Moments of out loud laughter, love Auslsnder’s voice , spoiler: it ends on a hopeful note
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- Mom with kids
- 08-11-24
Loved it!
A tale for our times and our collective wounds so that we might just get a few minutes of peace.
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- B. Tasch
- 08-16-24
Glad that I stayed with it to the end.
Enjoyed hearing the authors’s voice. it can be a tough listen at the beginning and then gets better and better and better all the way to the end.
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- SCorrie
- 07-25-24
Good, really good
The first and only review that was written when I downloaded this story said it was ‘boring.’ Not at all, and I too had only heard of this author from the Fresh Air interview. Play it at a 1.2 speed and it is anything but boring. 5 stars
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- Olga Tsapina
- 08-08-24
honesty of author
not now, later after reading by eyes. maybe in a week or so. o do not want author will read it and say feh
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