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- Narrated by: Christian J. GIlliand, Dansare Marks
- Length: 30 hrs and 25 mins
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A temple desecrated. Sealed paths opened. Let the hijinks begin!
Share a round with friends and enjoy hours of this epic LitRPG adventure!
Sergeant Marcus Bola and his platoon flew to a newly uncovered temple in the desert while deployed overseas; an unheard-of mission. Something in the ruined holy place had killed many, and the survivors met an unfortunate ambush just before reaching safety. The attack left Marcus wounded and medically discharged from the only life he’s known… but something wasn’t right. None of it was.
Laying low and waiting for answers, Marcus decides tending bar is as good a way to stay afloat and off the radar. Turns out slinging cocktails, singing karaoke, and talking to the patrons isn’t as easy as he thought it would be: gods, monsters, and devils are showing up to try the mixers.
The vessel has been chosen. Something inside him is calling the shots--and we’re not talking about tequila!
Buy the 3-book boxed set today to listen to Christopher Johns' Galaxy, Old-Fashioned Huntsman, and Land of Drunken Pharaohs!
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- Length: 52 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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Chris and his friends had been hearing voices begging for help, but aren’t dreams supposed to stay dreams? When they finally answer the call, they’re pulled into a fantastic world with themes similar to modern role-playing games. The world of Brindolla.
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harem
- By Anthony Baker on 03-21-24
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Forge Sorcerer
- Brindollan Affairs, Book 1
- By: Christopher Johns
- Narrated by: Austin Rising, Rebecca Woods
- Length: 11 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Prince Azlo and Princess Nadir have always had Tales of Storm Company and their father Zeke constantly looming over the heads. The success of their heritage creating a shadow so large it casts a void-like pall on their very existence.
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forged sorcerer
- By michael on 08-01-24
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Viridian Gate Online: Cataclysm
- The Viridian Gate Archives, Book 1
- By: James Hunter
- Narrated by: Armen Taylor
- Length: 8 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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An EMT in 2042 San Diego, Jack knows he won't survive the impact of the massive asteroid hurtling towards Earth. After all, he's not one of the handful of lucky lottery winners scheduled for rescue. But he did luck into a NexGenVR capsule, which means Jack can risk a one-way trip to the virtual reality world of Viridan Gate Online, a completely immersive online multiplayer fantasy role-playing game, or RPG.
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Popcorn LitRPG
- By Croda on 12-19-18
By: James Hunter
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Apex Shifter Omnibus
- A Portal Adventure Boxset
- By: Marcus Sloss
- Narrated by: Jack Douglas, Alyssa Poon
- Length: 29 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Marvin toiled through endless work to achieve his dream of flipping properties. A strange man stalked him at his morning diner job, becoming a regular. When he unexpectedly follows him home from night shift, Marvin knows something isn't right. The next day he is offered a magical device. The emblem confirms the paranormal are real, people can partially shift into animals, and that Marvin isn't normal: he's something to be feared. As his life enters a whirlwind adventure, Marvin has to adapt as he becomes more than an ordinary man
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I really wanted to like it.
- By Bishop on 10-20-23
By: Marcus Sloss
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Academy Arcanist
- Astra Academy Series, Book 1
- By: Shami Stovall
- Narrated by: Shaun Grindell
- Length: 12 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Gray Lexly, son of a candlemaker, wants to escape his life of old-world technologies and study at the prestigious Astra Academy, a school for arcanists—those who can wield magic. But Gray has a major problem. Every night, as he sleeps, he's visited by monsters. When they injure Gray in his dreams, he wakes with the same wounds in real life . . . On the night Gray might finally die in his nightmares, he is saved by the kind and mysterious Professor Helmith, a powerful arcanist. She offers to protect Gray and invites him to attend Astra Academy.
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Loved It!
- By Sam H on 04-24-23
By: Shami Stovall
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Primal Conjurer
- A Progression Fantasy
- By: Danny Rogan
- Narrated by: Erin Bateman, Sylvester Frost
- Length: 9 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Devils covet his realm. He isn’t about to let them take it. As a primal conjurer, Ryn Xaven is a rare sorcerer who can use all types of magic and bond multiple beautiful mages as his protectors and companions. Together they will root out devils, protect their world from demonic invasion, and keep each other warm on cold nights. Yet before Ryn can do all that, he has to graduate from the prestigious Primal Academy.
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Great first book
- By James Cummings on 04-16-24
By: Danny Rogan
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Axe Druid Omnibus: Books 1-3
- By: Christopher Johns
- Narrated by: B.J. Harrison
- Length: 52 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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Chris and his friends had been hearing voices begging for help, but aren’t dreams supposed to stay dreams? When they finally answer the call, they’re pulled into a fantastic world with themes similar to modern role-playing games. The world of Brindolla.
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harem
- By Anthony Baker on 03-21-24
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Forge Sorcerer
- Brindollan Affairs, Book 1
- By: Christopher Johns
- Narrated by: Austin Rising, Rebecca Woods
- Length: 11 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Prince Azlo and Princess Nadir have always had Tales of Storm Company and their father Zeke constantly looming over the heads. The success of their heritage creating a shadow so large it casts a void-like pall on their very existence.
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forged sorcerer
- By michael on 08-01-24
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Viridian Gate Online: Cataclysm
- The Viridian Gate Archives, Book 1
- By: James Hunter
- Narrated by: Armen Taylor
- Length: 8 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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An EMT in 2042 San Diego, Jack knows he won't survive the impact of the massive asteroid hurtling towards Earth. After all, he's not one of the handful of lucky lottery winners scheduled for rescue. But he did luck into a NexGenVR capsule, which means Jack can risk a one-way trip to the virtual reality world of Viridan Gate Online, a completely immersive online multiplayer fantasy role-playing game, or RPG.
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Popcorn LitRPG
- By Croda on 12-19-18
By: James Hunter
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Apex Shifter Omnibus
- A Portal Adventure Boxset
- By: Marcus Sloss
- Narrated by: Jack Douglas, Alyssa Poon
- Length: 29 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Marvin toiled through endless work to achieve his dream of flipping properties. A strange man stalked him at his morning diner job, becoming a regular. When he unexpectedly follows him home from night shift, Marvin knows something isn't right. The next day he is offered a magical device. The emblem confirms the paranormal are real, people can partially shift into animals, and that Marvin isn't normal: he's something to be feared. As his life enters a whirlwind adventure, Marvin has to adapt as he becomes more than an ordinary man
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I really wanted to like it.
- By Bishop on 10-20-23
By: Marcus Sloss
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Academy Arcanist
- Astra Academy Series, Book 1
- By: Shami Stovall
- Narrated by: Shaun Grindell
- Length: 12 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
Gray Lexly, son of a candlemaker, wants to escape his life of old-world technologies and study at the prestigious Astra Academy, a school for arcanists—those who can wield magic. But Gray has a major problem. Every night, as he sleeps, he's visited by monsters. When they injure Gray in his dreams, he wakes with the same wounds in real life . . . On the night Gray might finally die in his nightmares, he is saved by the kind and mysterious Professor Helmith, a powerful arcanist. She offers to protect Gray and invites him to attend Astra Academy.
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Loved It!
- By Sam H on 04-24-23
By: Shami Stovall
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Primal Conjurer
- A Progression Fantasy
- By: Danny Rogan
- Narrated by: Erin Bateman, Sylvester Frost
- Length: 9 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Devils covet his realm. He isn’t about to let them take it. As a primal conjurer, Ryn Xaven is a rare sorcerer who can use all types of magic and bond multiple beautiful mages as his protectors and companions. Together they will root out devils, protect their world from demonic invasion, and keep each other warm on cold nights. Yet before Ryn can do all that, he has to graduate from the prestigious Primal Academy.
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Great first book
- By James Cummings on 04-16-24
By: Danny Rogan
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Shade's First Rule: A Fantasy LitRPG Adventure
- Divine Apostasy, Book 1
- By: A. F. Kay
- Narrated by: Travis Baldree
- Length: 11 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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It's Ruwen’s Ascension Day, and he finally dies for the first time. His newly revived body can learn spells and abilities for the class given him by the Goddess Uru, and dying is no longer permanent. Ruwen’s high intelligence makes becoming a Mage inevitable. With his new powers, he will locate his parents and clear their family name. But nothing goes as Ruwen imagined, and when a rival God tries to kill Ruwen shortly after his disastrous Ascension, his focus turns from his future to just surviving.
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Great Narrator, Far More YA than Expected
- By Blake M on 05-23-20
By: A. F. Kay
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Otherworld Academy Omnibus: Books 1-3
- By: Deacon Frost
- Narrated by: Jonathan Waters, Katana Jones
- Length: 28 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Levi Walker died by Truck-Kun and found himself reincarnated on the magical world of Taryl. With a new body comes a whole new curriculum as he's expected to enroll in the Otherworld Academy, a prestigious institute that trains magi to hone their magical prowess. If that's not enough, Levi's been sorted into the smallest house in the school, told he's a Demon Lord, and his dominant magic is beast taming. But Levi's never been one to focus on the negative. With beautiful classmates, entrancing faculty, and a very sassy squirrel at his side, he's ready to make Taryl his new home.
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Omnibuses are the way to go!
- By DaynenMc on 06-09-24
By: Deacon Frost
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Fleabag: A Monster Evolution LitRPG
- Fleabag, Book 1
- By: SomeoneToForget
- Narrated by: Armen Taylor
- Length: 16 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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Somewhere in the toxic Bone Pits, where mechanical nightmares roam, an emaciated and wounded young wolf clings to life. Wracked with pain, driven by instinct, it crawls across the subterranean landscape, avoiding the unnatural horrors that dwell there and seeking sustenance while fending off rats, insects, and other vermin stalking it as prey.
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Great
- By Ultra Hiking Marine on 12-01-23
By: SomeoneToForget
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Amazon Apocalypse
- By: Marvin Knight
- Narrated by: Jack Douglas, Jessica Threet
- Length: 20 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Growing up, she was the girl down the street. Even then, I knew she was different. She was tough, rough, and had the strength to stop a speeding car with her bare hands. We were as thick as thieves, sharing every adventure. Then one day she revealed a secret. She wasn't from Earth. She was from a distant place called the Arcadia Multiverse. Her people lived under the rule of a god-like entity known as the System. That System had its gaze fixed on Earth. And it was only a matter of time before it came for us.
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Good, but very derivative towards the end
- By Anonymous on 10-28-23
By: Marvin Knight
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Arcane Cultivator
- Arcane Cultivator, Book 1
- By: Harmon Cooper
- Narrated by: Neil Hellegers
- Length: 11 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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When a magic ritual goes disastrously wrong, Jaden is exiled to the heart of the desert and left to die. Battered and bruised, Jaden encounters the outcast Nomadwater Sect, who grant him a second chance at life as a mysterious arcane cultivator. With its savage beasts and cryptic mysteries, survival in the sprawling desert of Southfall is a dangerous game. Yet Jaden and the Nomadwater Sect persevere, growing closer and forming bonds over the course of a long summer.
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Exciting story!
- By Sarah Axling on 11-26-23
By: Harmon Cooper
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An Adventure Brewing
- A Cozy Fantasy LitRPG
- By: JollyJupiter
- Narrated by: Christian J. Gilliland
- Length: 20 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Pete is a simple man who enjoys a good drink amongst good friends. Not too much to ask, right? Now, he's trapped in a fantasy world far from home, stuck underground and inside the body of a smelly dwarf with fantastic facial hair. The worst part? The swill that the dwarves are falling all over themselves to drink. It's flat, it's watery, and it has the alcohol content of a rancid coconut. Can Pete save the dwarves from their own sour fate, or will he be forever doomed to plink his pickaxe away in hopes that he hits the motherlode?
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Glorious beards!
- By Willis Burns on 10-05-23
By: JollyJupiter
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- martin
- 05-20-24
Fun if a little flat
Great action, several fun characters and a decent story.
The only downside is that the characters feel a little flat.
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- D Mailman
- 05-18-24
Good story
So I really liked the story and concept. it starts a little slow and confusing but picks up fast and starts rolling. it gets slow in some points but it's a very good story.
Before I ever finished the story I had bought book 4 and I'm waiting for my next credits to buy 5.
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- Sarah Collins
- 08-14-24
Returned!!
The book started out slow. I decided it was a new series and he needed to introduce the characters. What it turned into was one guys fantasy. He immediately got a girlfriend who he “fought” with. His cat could turn into a beautiful girl who slept in his bed. And, he didn’t mine talking about possibly of girls “fighting” girls. Quit the book at that point before his fantasy became more vivid.
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