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Lilah Hart

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For decades, the annual Christmas tree lighting ceremony has used a tree from my family's farm. Not this year, though. This year, one of the town's mountain men found an oversized tree from a Christmas tree farm in another state.
This is personal.
But when I confront that mountain man, he's kind, apologetic, and hotter than hot. In fact, I have a hard time resisting him.
Is falling for him a betrayal? If so, I might be in trouble.
Hot Cocoa with the Mountain Man is an OTT age gap holiday romance featuring an alpha hero and V-card heroine. It’s designed to be read in only one hour. If you like short, steamy instalove novellas, you’ll love the entire Rosewood Ridge Christmas series!
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- A.Fernandez
- 11-26-24
Ariella and Mitch
A fun, spicy, entertaining and delicious little treat. I enjoyed going on this sweet journey with Ariella and Mitch.
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- 🔥 Phx17 🔥
- 12-15-24
The only thing OTT was the cringe
Was there anything about the promised age gap, hero, alpha romance in this story? Instead of an alpha, we get a sensitive guy who falls over himself to apologize for something that wasn’t his fault. What was heroic? What was their age difference? I must have missed it in the lightspeed path from the meet cute to two kids and a picket fence. Even the V card thing was little more than her announcing she hadn’t had a guy interested since sixth grade … and him pausing for a second to wonder if she was in pain (nope).
The teenage sounding virtual voice for him made things infinitely more cringe, especially when it got to the dirty talking first time against a window. No. Just, no.
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