How to Piss Off Men
109 Things to Say to Shatter the Male Ego
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Your ultimate handbook for verbally destroying any man's ego
Have you ever been badgered by an annoying pick-up artist at the bar? Ever felt a burning desire to emotionally torture a friend’s boyfriend in an act of revenge? Have you ever endured just talking to a man before?
If so, then this book is for you.
With more than 100 phrases, questions, and comebacks, How to Piss Off Men is your essential guide to sending even the most relentless mansplainer into an existential crisis. Whether it’s referring to his expensive NFL jersey as “cosplay” or letting him know he has the confidence of a much taller man, this handbook will ensure you’re equipped to combat toxic masculinity in any situation.*
* The advice in this book has been thoroughly tested for effectiveness. Even on the author, bless his heart.
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Personal Success
- The Brian Tracy Success Library
- By: Brian Tracy
- Narrated by: Brian Tracy
- Length: 2 hrs and 8 mins
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Why are some people more successful than others? What gives them their winning edge? World-renowned performance expert Brian Tracy has spent decades studying uncommonly high achievers, and in this short, inspiring audiobook, he shares what he has learned: Even small adjustments in outlook and behavior can lead to enormous differences in results.
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I give it a 10!
- By Dee Hora on 05-28-16
By: Brian Tracy
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The Art of Execution
- How the World's Best Investors Get It Wrong and Still Make Millions
- By: Lee Freeman-Shor
- Narrated by: RJ Malyk
- Length: 3 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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A riveting listen for investors of every level, this audiobook shows you exactly what to do and what not to do when your big idea is losing or winning - and demonstrates conclusively why the most important thing about investing is always the art of execution.
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Horrible Read - Do not recommend
- By Amazon Customer on 03-01-21
By: Lee Freeman-Shor
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The Power of Ignorance
- How Creative Solutions Emerge When We Admit What We Don’t Know
- By: Dave Trott
- Narrated by: Paul Winter
- Length: 5 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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In this latest collection of real-life stories, Dave Trott provides lessons about problem solving and creative thinking that can be applied in advertising, business, and the wider world. With his trademark wit, wisdom, and critical eye, he shows how great problem solvers and creative thinkers are those who are not afraid to say “I don’t know."
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Great Audio Book
- By Anonymous User on 01-02-23
By: Dave Trott
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The Entrepreneur's Journey
- 8 Steps from Inspiration to Global Impact
- By: Alon Braun
- Narrated by: Peter Brook
- Length: 4 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Unlock the secret to building a business that isn't just insanely profitable but deeply meaningful, freeing you to concentrate on what truly matters. With a unique blend of management theories, practical frameworks and a step-by-step guide to navigating the entrepreneurial landscape, the book offers more than wisdom; it provides a roadmap.
By: Alon Braun
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The Feud Trilogy
- By: Kyle Prue
- Narrated by: Jon Eric Preston
- Length: 31 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Trained to kill. Trapped in a bloody rivalry. Can one super teen destroy an ancient rule before evil consumes his family? All three books in one collection with over 31 hours of an edge-of-your-seat quest rich with mayhem, magic, and murder. Sixteen-year-old Neil Vapros craves his father’s approval. But, when he’s asked to assassinate a rival patriarch despite his underdeveloped powers, he fears his only remaining parent doesn’t care if he lives or dies.
By: Kyle Prue
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Loud
- Accept Nothing Less Than the Life You Deserve
- By: Drew Afualo
- Narrated by: Drew Afualo
- Length: 6 hrs and 33 mins
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Drew Afualo is best known as the internet’s “Crusader for Women” and is at the head of a new generation of entertainment’s rising stars. Loud is part manual, part manifesto, and part memoir. It makes it clear that behind her fearsome laugh is a mission and a life philosophy, a strategy for self-confidence from the inside out, and a pathway to once and for all remove men from the center of how women and femmes think about themselves.
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Eye opening, funny , and sad look into the life of women/fems and what they go through on a daily basis
- By casey bolding on 08-15-24
By: Drew Afualo
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Personal Success
- The Brian Tracy Success Library
- By: Brian Tracy
- Narrated by: Brian Tracy
- Length: 2 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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Why are some people more successful than others? What gives them their winning edge? World-renowned performance expert Brian Tracy has spent decades studying uncommonly high achievers, and in this short, inspiring audiobook, he shares what he has learned: Even small adjustments in outlook and behavior can lead to enormous differences in results.
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I give it a 10!
- By Dee Hora on 05-28-16
By: Brian Tracy
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The Art of Execution
- How the World's Best Investors Get It Wrong and Still Make Millions
- By: Lee Freeman-Shor
- Narrated by: RJ Malyk
- Length: 3 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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A riveting listen for investors of every level, this audiobook shows you exactly what to do and what not to do when your big idea is losing or winning - and demonstrates conclusively why the most important thing about investing is always the art of execution.
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Horrible Read - Do not recommend
- By Amazon Customer on 03-01-21
By: Lee Freeman-Shor
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The Power of Ignorance
- How Creative Solutions Emerge When We Admit What We Don’t Know
- By: Dave Trott
- Narrated by: Paul Winter
- Length: 5 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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In this latest collection of real-life stories, Dave Trott provides lessons about problem solving and creative thinking that can be applied in advertising, business, and the wider world. With his trademark wit, wisdom, and critical eye, he shows how great problem solvers and creative thinkers are those who are not afraid to say “I don’t know."
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Great Audio Book
- By Anonymous User on 01-02-23
By: Dave Trott
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The Entrepreneur's Journey
- 8 Steps from Inspiration to Global Impact
- By: Alon Braun
- Narrated by: Peter Brook
- Length: 4 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Unlock the secret to building a business that isn't just insanely profitable but deeply meaningful, freeing you to concentrate on what truly matters. With a unique blend of management theories, practical frameworks and a step-by-step guide to navigating the entrepreneurial landscape, the book offers more than wisdom; it provides a roadmap.
By: Alon Braun
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The Feud Trilogy
- By: Kyle Prue
- Narrated by: Jon Eric Preston
- Length: 31 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Trained to kill. Trapped in a bloody rivalry. Can one super teen destroy an ancient rule before evil consumes his family? All three books in one collection with over 31 hours of an edge-of-your-seat quest rich with mayhem, magic, and murder. Sixteen-year-old Neil Vapros craves his father’s approval. But, when he’s asked to assassinate a rival patriarch despite his underdeveloped powers, he fears his only remaining parent doesn’t care if he lives or dies.
By: Kyle Prue
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Loud
- Accept Nothing Less Than the Life You Deserve
- By: Drew Afualo
- Narrated by: Drew Afualo
- Length: 6 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Drew Afualo is best known as the internet’s “Crusader for Women” and is at the head of a new generation of entertainment’s rising stars. Loud is part manual, part manifesto, and part memoir. It makes it clear that behind her fearsome laugh is a mission and a life philosophy, a strategy for self-confidence from the inside out, and a pathway to once and for all remove men from the center of how women and femmes think about themselves.
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Eye opening, funny , and sad look into the life of women/fems and what they go through on a daily basis
- By casey bolding on 08-15-24
By: Drew Afualo
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The Customer Is Always Wrong
- An Unhinged Guide to Everything That Sucks About Work (from an Angry Retail Guy) - The Perfect Funny Christmas Gift for Retail, Service, or Office Workers
- By: Scott Seiss
- Narrated by: Scott Seiss
- Length: 3 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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If you've ever worked in customer service (or any job, really), you know that everyone else—the customer, the boss, the company—is always right, and never the employee. Well, lucky for you, the "Angry Retail Guy" is more furious—and funnier—than ever in this hilariously unhinged guide to all the things we wish we could say out loud at work . . . without getting fired. In The Customer Is Always Wrong, you'll laugh (and maybe cry) at this rant-filled, illustrated attack on all the frustrating things that suck about work.
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So much catharsis
- By Brian Aparicio-Rascon on 01-01-25
By: Scott Seiss
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Gravity's Engines
- How Bubble-Blowing Black Holes Rule Galaxies, Stars, and Life in the Cosmos
- By: Caleb Scharf
- Narrated by: Caleb Scharf
- Length: 7 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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We’ve long understood black holes to be the points at which the universe as we know it comes to an end. Often billions of times more massive than the Sun, they lurk in the inner sanctum of almost every galaxy of stars in the universe. Recent research, however, has led to a cascade of new discoveries that have revealed an entirely different side to black holes. As the astrophysicist Caleb Scharf reveals in Gravity’s Engines, these chasms in space-time don’t just vacuum up everything that comes near them; they also spit out huge beams and clouds of matter.
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One of the best science books for non-scientist
- By Gary on 08-20-12
By: Caleb Scharf
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The Science of Money
- How to Increase Your Income and Become Wealthy
- By: Brian Tracy, Dan Strutzel
- Narrated by: Brian Tracy, Dan Strutzel
- Length: 7 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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The subject of "money" remains one of the most fascinating, thought provoking, emotional, polarizing, and well-researched subjects in the world. Scores of books, articles, blog posts, and speeches have been written on what money is, how to earn it, how to spend it, who has it and who does not, and a myriad of other topics related to the effects that it produces. Yet, despite the constant focus and interest on the topic, there is one word that describes the average person's views around money: confusion.
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Quality book
- By Amazon Customer on 06-14-17
By: Brian Tracy, and others
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Good Habits, Bad Habits
- The Science of Making Positive Changes That Stick
- By: Wendy Wood
- Narrated by: Wendy Wood
- Length: 9 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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We spend a shocking 43 percent of our day doing things without thinking about them. That means that almost half of our actions aren’t conscious choices, but the result of our non-conscious mind nudging our body to act along learned behaviors. How we respond to the people around us; the way we conduct ourselves in a meeting; what we buy; when and how we exercise, eat, and drink - a truly remarkable number of things we do every day, regardless of their complexity, operate outside of our awareness.
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Excellent summary of current habit science
- By ot in the garden on 02-20-20
By: Wendy Wood
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The History of Rum
- By: John Donoghue, The Great Courses
- Narrated by: John Donoghue
- Length: 5 hrs and 21 mins
- Original Recording
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Piña coladas. Mojitos. Hurricanes. Daiquiris. Mai tais. Nothing makes a vacation like one of these delightful rum drinks, right? But whether blended with ice and fruit or sipped neatly from a glass tumbler, this sweet and fiery spirit brings with it a fascinating, complicated history that stretches back to colonial times of the 17th century in the Caribbean.
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This is not the history of Rum
- By Jim G. on 07-16-20
By: John Donoghue, and others
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The Pathless Path
- Imagining a New Story for Work and Life
- By: Paul Millerd
- Narrated by: Paul Millerd
- Length: 6 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Paul thought he was on his way. From a small-town Connecticut kid to the most prestigious consulting firm in the world, he had everything he thought he wanted. Yet he decided to walk away and embark on the "real work" of his life—finding the things that matter and daring to create a life to make them happen. This Pathless Path is about finding yourself in the wrong life, and the real work of figuring out how to live.
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A five hour rationalization to why this guy left his job
- By Michael on 01-20-24
By: Paul Millerd
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Hey, Jesus, It’s Me
- I Have Questions, Comments, and Concerns
- By: Ellen Skrmetti
- Narrated by: Ellen Skrmetti
- Length: 3 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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Instagram star and comedian Ellen Skrmetti shares stories behind her wildly popular “Hey Jesus, It’s Me” sketches of a middle-aged southern-woman's opinions on mamas, menopause, and menus—and on giving the Lord a bit of advice about those unspoken prayer requests.
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So funny and a great listen
- By Christi M Daughenbaugh on 12-13-24
By: Ellen Skrmetti
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The Lies We Conjure
- By: Sarah Henning
- Narrated by: Barrett Leddy, Kristen DiMercurio
- Length: 15 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Ruby and her sister, Wren, are normal, middle-class Colorado high school students working a summer job at the local Renaissance Fest to supplement their meager college savings. So when an eccentric old lady asks them to impersonate her long-absent grandchildren at a fancy dinner party at the jaw-dropping rate of two grand—each—for a single night… Wren insists it’s a no-brainer. Make some cash, have some fun, do a good deed. But less than an hour into the evening at the mysterious Hegemony Manor, Ruby is sure she must have lost her mind to have agreed to this.
By: Sarah Henning
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Off with Her Head
- Three Thousand Years of Demonizing Women in Power
- By: Eleanor Herman
- Narrated by: Erin Bennett
- Length: 10 hrs and 57 mins
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New York Times bestseller Eleanor Herman, author of Sex with Kings and Sex with Presidents, returns with another work of popular history, exploring the history of misogyny against women with power from Cleopatra to Kamala Harris.
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Refreshing perspective
- By Kyle Stanten on 12-21-22
By: Eleanor Herman
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Building Material
- The Memoir of a Park Avenue Doorman
- By: Stephen Bruno
- Narrated by: Stephen Bruno
- Length: 8 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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As an academically gifted Latino kid growing up in the Bronx, Stephen Bruno’s family had high aspirations for his future. He attended magnet schools and selective academic programs and was on track to realize his potential. But those dreams were derailed when, much to his Mami’s dismay, he followed a girlfriend to Minnesota and a dead-end job. Languishing and unable to get it together, Stephen eventually moved back home.
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So torn about this one
- By Grace on 10-29-24
By: Stephen Bruno
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How to Date Men When You Hate Men
- By: Blythe Roberson
- Narrated by: Blythe Roberson
- Length: 6 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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This program is read by the author. Blythe Roberson’s sharp observational humor is met by her openhearted willingness to revel in the ugliest warts and shimmering highs of choosing to live our lives amongst other humans. She collects her crushes like ill-cared-for pets, skewers her own suspect decisions, and assures listeners that any date you can mess up, she can top tenfold. And really, was that date even a date in the first place?
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Millennial whining
- By Donna on 03-06-20
By: Blythe Roberson
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How to Be Single and Happy
- Science-Based Strategies for Keeping Your Sanity While Looking for a Soulmate
- By: Jennifer L. Taitz PsyD ABPP
- Narrated by: Amanda Setton
- Length: 6 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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It's easy to fall into a bad relationship with dating today, especially for single women. From living in fear of being "ghosted" to enduring endless well-meaning questions about why you haven't found Mr. Right yet, it's tough to be unattached without feeling you're somehow inadequate or doomed to spend life alone and depressed!
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An easy write considering the author is married...
- By Admirer of great books; critic of bad books. on 01-26-20
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- T Drumm
- 09-17-24
97?
The Wine Review gave this a 97, but I don't think it pairs well with salmon, so.... :-/
I wanted so badly to leave an unserious review, but I feel that would do a disservice to my fellow listeners, so here's what I really think: the interview at the end is great, but my favorite part of this recording was listening to Kyle tell the story about his grandfather and the cake--that alone was worth the audible credit. And also, I'm not crying, YOU'RE crying!
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- T Jamaica Pogue
- 01-09-25
A Modern Work of Art
I've been following Kyle since his original TikTok series "Things You Can Say to Piss Off Men" and was admittedly skeptical on how he would be able to turn this short form, albeit beloved, content into a quality book. Not only is the advice sound, but it was chock full of Kyle's signature whit and dry but cutting delivery. I also appreciated the interview and Q&A extra feature with his mom. I've listened to the audiobook twice and encourage people of all genders to challenge the established norms by learning how to call out the BS of toxic masculinity with humor and wry panache.
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- Elizabeth Cary
- 09-19-24
A delightful and meaningful read!
Absolutely loved the way this book was presented. The perfect balance of short segments to make you laugh with deeper stories to make you reflect.
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- Amazon Customer
- 12-25-24
Absolute masterpiece
Kyle Prue is a treasure. you wouldn't get from the title but part of this made me cry. on a good way
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