
I Saw a Porn That Started That Way
Ridiculous Stories of a Real-Life Cable Guy
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E.C. Douglas
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E.C. Douglas
About this listen
Indulge your inner gossip with this look into the unguarded lives of everyday people!
Have you ever wondered what people are really like behind closed doors? Like, the seemingly perfect couple down the street that probably has some kinky tastes. Oftentimes, we have no way of knowing who these people really are, but sometimes, somebody gets an opportunity to peek behind the curtain. In-home service workers are regularly welcomed into people’s homes. People can reveal their true selves when they think no one’s watching!
In I Saw a Porn That Started That Way, you will find:
- Twenty-two unbelievable true-to-life stories that will leave your mouth hanging open and your mind blown
- Tantalizing revelations guaranteed to leave you hot and bothered...and wanting more
- The curious case of the customer with an unexpected collection, which had the cable guy running out of his house
- Awkward encounters that will make you so grateful you’re not a cable guy
- A riveting recollection about the ominous day he came face-to-face with the Russian mafia and lived to tell the tale
- Hilarious anecdotes about the weirdos, perverts, and hoarders one encounters on a typical workday
- And more
This is a collection of stories you never thought you needed to know. Satisfy your curiosity about those people you only get to watch from afar.
Imagine being a fly on the wall during these ludicrous situations. See the hidden world of other people’s homes. And, maybe, next time, you’ll be more mindful of your actions!
If you’re looking to listen to something out of the ordinary that will have you feeling all sorts of emotions, sometimes, all at the same time, then scroll up and click the “Buy Now” button right now.
©2020 E.C. Douglas (P)2020 E.C. DouglasListeners also enjoyed...
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- Bo Van de Poel
- 07-27-20
Great!
I didn't know what to expect from this book, but boy was I surprised when I started listening to it! If you're in for a laugh and some good entertainment, then get yourself this book. You won't be disappointed at all.
Every chapter is a different story which makes it very interesting and makes you want to continue to listen to the next story, and the next, and the next, ...
Great narration as well.
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- Mark
- 08-01-20
Great detail!!
If you ever wondered what the visiting cable guy thought like I have . This is a treat of various proportions lol
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- PJ
- 02-15-21
Entertaining Story Telling
Every now and then, I run across someone who is a natural storyteller with lots of interesting tales from their lives. They are the kinds of people that will be told "What a life! You should write a book!"
E.C. Douglas is that kind of guy, and lucky for us, he did actually write a book! It's a nice snapshot into the life of a cable guy as well as the weird things that go on behind closed doors.
I'm glad E.C. narrated the book as well. He has a relaxing voice that just makes you want to grab a cup of coffee and sit around the fire with him saying, "Tell us another."
Very entertaining, indeed! I'm looking forward to part 2!
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- Pattwee
- 10-24-20
short stories
What an interesting collection of short stories.
Kept me amused from start to finish.
Good narration
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- MFit44
- 07-17-20
Seriously hilarious
If you need a glorious laugh, then listen to this book. The narrator did an exceptional job at telling these stories with expression and emotion, which just made the audio even more enjoyable :) It reminds me of all the times I went into homes as a travel massage therapist. Seriously, you really encounter some crazy, weird, outrageous things. Happy he stayed alive to tell these stories Haha! Because they really gave me a good laugh.
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- Angelina Stanzione
- 04-25-21
Much funnier than I expected!
This title intrigued me so I had no choice but to check it out! I was pleasantly surprised by these stories, even more so because they were true–it made them that much funnier. Also, it's a compilation of 22 stories which is nice because you can finish the stories relatively quickly so you don't have to pause in the middle of a story if you have to leave and come back to it. Would recommend anyone looking for a lighthearted and entertaining listen!
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- STEPHANIE HUNTZINGER
- 08-02-20
An interesting insight on people.
Its so weird what people want you to see when you have to enter their they're world.
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- Jonel
- 10-14-20
A Fun Rollercoaster
This book is a good mix of highly interesting, very funny, and a little scary. I mean who would have thought real life is ACTUALLY stranger than fiction as they say? Loved the book and I hope there's a sequel!
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- SisB
- 07-18-20
Educative and Relevant!
The book "I Saw a Porn That Started That Way Ridiculous Stories of a Real-Life Cable Guy " uses life stories to give so much insight into what happens behind the scenes, in this case it was a cable guy on real job's personal experience which he was able to recollect and narrated as stories, all of which happened as the man was doing his cable job, from his 18 years experience as a telecom technician. In service details, cable workers experience quite a lot and I suppose this is many other service unit .
The book will inform others what to expect in this kind of job so that they are well prepared.
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- Elijah Duncan
- 08-06-20
Hilarious!
I really enjoyed the stories of the cable guy! I laughed at every chapter and I would recommend anyone looking for a good laugh. Really hope to hear more from this author and more of his funny tales!
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