
'I'm Just the Cat' and Other Tales
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Narrated by:
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Christopher J. F. Gibson
About this listen
Five short tales. Some trace the more humorous aspects of human idiosyncrasies; others are themed around cats. The stories are:
- I'm Just the Cat
- Alberto
- Church Cat
- The Happiest Days of My Life
- Sir, Please Sir!
I laugh a lot when I write stories such as these; if I can make you smile, then they will have been worthwhile. Happy listening!
©2015 Christopher J. F. Gibson (P)2016 Christopher J. F. GibsonListeners also enjoyed...
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