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Legendary Retirement
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- Narrated by: Miles Meili
- Length: 12 hrs and 51 mins
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Heroes rise. Evil falls. But Legends never die...
On a celestial battlefield, the great warrior Boom once stood alongside gods and angels to defend the fabric of existence.
Now, this fabled hero lives out his days in a quaint village where legendary figures spend their eternal retirement. Because legends may never die, but they have to wind up somewhere.
Life there is quiet, almost boring, until a band of bandits and an overzealous kingdom threaten the peace. The time has come for Boom and his companions to rise once more and face a new enemy!
Legendary Retirement is the start of a new progression fantasy adventure about retired heroes who still have some fight left in them. Featuring LitRPG elements, Overpowered MCs, unforgettable characters, epic battles, and plenty of laughs, this satirical take on Progression Fantasy is filled with nonstop-action!
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Max was murdered, but now he is mostly over it. Living on earth as a recent college graduate, he can still perfectly recall his past life on the fantasy world of Albion before that. He'd been hailed as the "Hero of the World" after crawling his way up from poverty, eventually enjoying great fame and luxury. But on mana-starved Earth, he's just a guy.
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Story not well thought out
- By Ruykann on 10-16-24
By: Blaise Corvin
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The Last Emperor
- A Progression Fantasy Epic
- By: Maxime J. Durand, Void Herald
- Narrated by: Peter Kenny
- Length: 17 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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Each year, the Nightlords choose a new Emperor to rule Yohuachanca. Delicious food graces his palate. The realm’s most beautiful women fill his vast palace. Four priestesses counsel him in all matters. The life of an emperor is good, luxurious, and short... For at the year’s end, he is sacrificed to the Nightlords under the light of the Scarlet Moon. Iztac is the piss-poor orphan chosen to be this year’s emperor. A sacrifice bound for the altar.
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unique concept
- By Noel on 09-25-24
By: Maxime J. Durand, and others
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Hell-Forged
- By: E.M. Hardy
- Narrated by: Daniel Wisniewski
- Length: 13 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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"Congratulations! You are the last survivor of the Hell Games. You have gained back your freedom." Huh? One moment I was running from demons and other competitors trying to do me in. The next, I was thrown back into yet another realm. Before me, some Princess started explaining that she had asked the gods for champions to help save her world in these dire times… and I was one of the chosen heroes. Yeah, right! I had been in Hell long enough to know I shouldn't trust my senses when it all seemed too good to be true.
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I truly liked this
- By Anonymous User on 10-03-24
By: E.M. Hardy
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Demon Card Enforcer
- A Deck-Building LitRPG (The Cerberus Cards, Book 1)
- By: John Stovall
- Narrated by: Justin Thomas James, Jeff Hays, Tiana Camacho
- Length: 11 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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It’s Drop Night, the one night every decade when the gods hand out cards to a lucky few. If you get a deck, you’re a deckbearer capable of wondrous feats within the Great Game system. You can control powerful monsters and summon mantles that let you fight alongside your beasts. Ethan Wolfe, top enforcer for the Grimm family mob, has already been overlooked on two previous Drop Nights. People of his ilk seldom receive cards, as the gods tend to favor people who follow their divine mandates, but that doesn’t mean Wolfe can’t hope.
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Worth the credit, great story
- By Scot on 10-05-24
By: John Stovall
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The Runic Artist
- Blank Canvas
- By: Ellake
- Narrated by: Adam Stubbs, Mia Fothergill
- Length: 16 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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In a world where runes hold unimaginable power, mere mortal and gifted artisan Nate must harness arcane magic to navigate treacherous paths, reveal the hidden truths of his own past, and discover the workings of the illusive ‘System’. No big deal. Emboldened by only his penknife and a weirdly profound understanding of runic sorcery, Nate must uncover if the path he has been thrust upon may spare his earthly existence. After all, why only leave your mark on one world… when you might leave it on two?
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Good story with less than perfect narration and writing.
- By Christopher on 09-04-24
By: Ellake
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Pandora Unchained
- A Cultivation Progression Fantasy
- By: Patrick Laplante
- Narrated by: Adam Verner
- Length: 23 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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When Sorin's parent's mysteriously die, he is starved for truth and thirsty for revenge. He begs the Eighth Evil, Hope, for assistance, and his prayers are answered...Though not in the way he ever expected. He is made a Poison Cultivator, a rare class who are shunned by high society. Unable to continue his medical practice, Sorin turns to adventuring to make ends meet.
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Great start!
- By Kindle Customer on 10-15-24
By: Patrick Laplante
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The Great Wild: An Isekai LitRPG
- Phantasm, Book 4
- By: Christopher Hall, Maxlex
- Narrated by: Katherine Littrell
- Length: 12 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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A Worldwalker in the Great Game, Kandis Hammond has built her character on charisma, social skills, and illusion magic, garnering her many roles in the town of Talnier, specifically secretary of the Town Council, member of the Adventurers' Guild, and head of the local bank. And with the town preparing to expand to support its growing population, her agenda is jam-packed. There are diplomatic meetings, budgets, and dungeon builds . . . as well as mysterious notes from fugitive elven bards. Plus, she's still figuring out which god is her patron.
By: Christopher Hall, and others
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Draconian Ally
- The Draconians, Book 1
- By: C.D. Edward
- Narrated by: Frankie Davis
- Length: 8 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Oscar-Blane (Ob) Jones wakes up cold, with more muscles, and in a place he has never been before. Confused as to where he is, how he got here, and where his pants went, Ob sets off to discover a brand-new dimension for him to live in. Ob discovers magic, mystery, and DRAGONS. Ob woke up with the power of a Draconian Ally; this has marked him as an enemy to most people in his new world. Where he is an enemy to people, he has befriended a young dragon. Ob is one of the few people who have always loved dragons; he understands that they are creatures of beauty and grace, not just destruction.
By: C.D. Edward
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Breaker of Games
- A LitRPG Experience (Nexus of Chaos, Book One)
- By: Timothy W. Long
- Narrated by: John Pirhalla
- Length: 15 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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In a not-so-distant future, Earth is at the mercy of a rogue quantum AI, with the power to manipulate time, space, and reality. This once-benign creation has gone off the rails, turning our world into a chaotic, dystopian landscape straight out of a video game. Amidst this madness, Liam, an ordinary man, is thrust into the role of Earth's unlikely savior. Tasked with rebooting the entire planet, he must navigate a world where the rules of physics are as malleable as the whims of the AI that controls it.
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A Lit RPG with a twist.
- By Monty on 10-16-24
By: Timothy W. Long
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The Alchemist
- The Alchemist, Book 1
- By: Roman Romanovich
- Narrated by: Nick Flesher
- Length: 8 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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In his world, he was the last remaining alchemist, one of the few survivors living amidst the ruins of a once-great civilization. Refusing to give up on life, but seeing that nothing could save his home, he challenged himself to find a way out of such an inhospitable place. After years of dedicated research, he devised a ritual to transport himself to another world. But the outcome was far from anticipated. Instead of mere displacement, he underwent a rebirth. He ended up in a new body, in a new world, surrounded by new threats lurking around every corner.
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Nonsense
- By John on 08-27-24
By: Roman Romanovich
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Tales of the ScrollMage
- Tales of the ScrollMage, Book 1
- By: Andrew Karevik
- Narrated by: Tim Gerard Reynolds
- Length: 15 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Though I'm part of the most powerful family in Elantio, I failed to produce mana on my Manifestation day. Thus, I was relegated to the most shameful place for someone of my status: the Archives. What may have seemed like a sentence truly was a blessing in disguise. I may be a mule—one with the blood of a sorcerer yet unable to channel any magic—but what I lack in raw power I make up for with my tenacity. It's in those Archives that I searched and searched for a way to bypass my curse. Now, after years of study and browsing through hundreds of books, I may have found a solution.
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Just couldn’t get into it.
- By Steven Pope on 10-01-24
By: Andrew Karevik
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A New Age of Man
- A Realms Novel, Book 1
- By: D.A. Putman
- Narrated by: Judith Bareham
- Length: 19 hrs
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The last soul on the planet of Galleant let out his last breath, and another age of man had passed. While the Patrons of the Realm mourned the loss, little did they know that their next decision - an experiment born of desperation - would reverberate across the heavens. For the first time in their history, A New Age of Man will be given access to the magical powers of the Source.
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Outstanding!
- By Rick C. on 09-21-24
By: D.A. Putman
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- John M.
- 10-17-24
It was okay.
I have a hard time with the Narrator. His pitch drops at the end of every sentance. The humor kind of lands somewhere in the buggs bunny Elmer Fudd range. I think thats great in a cartoon but it lands flat for me in an audio book.
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- Lonnie-The GreatNorthernTroll-Moore
- 09-26-24
Soooooooo darn ridiculous that you can't help but love ❤ it!
What an absodamnlutely ridiculous story! And yeah I loved it only considering for a minute to dnf it. Hey it was only for a minute... for reals 😄 ... so yeah you'll need to give the book and before too long you'll find yourself laughing on the floor. Get the audiobook and meet the residents of Boomtown.
Here's just one of the many quotes that I found amusing:
"Sir Boom might refuse to comply, but there was a way to get him up and moving. “There are outsiders in the village, and they’re ransacking the cigar shop.”
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- Raymond Howard
- 09-29-24
hilarious and awesome
this book starts out with an unlucky boy and ends with some awesome legendary figures from history of their world being caught up in a epic battle and dastardly plots! I can't wait for book 2
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