Making an Ass Out of Pinnochia
Failed to add items
Add to Cart failed.
Add to Wish List failed.
Remove from wishlist failed.
Adding to library failed
Follow podcast failed
Unfollow podcast failed
Get 2 free audiobooks during trial.
Buy for $6.95
No default payment method selected.
We are sorry. We are not allowed to sell this product with the selected payment method
-
Narrated by:
-
Katrina Medina
-
By:
-
Mickey Gatz
About this listen
You've heard the story of Pinocchio, but have you listened to the story of his daughter, Pinocchia? In this wacky satire, watch as Pinocchio's daughter gets into trouble in a world of smartphones, night clubs and, let's not forget, jackasses! Watch and laugh seeing the adult adventures of Pinocchia as she crosses over with other Fairy Tale characters such as Thumbelina, Tom Thumb, Odette, and many many more!
©2021 Mickey Gatz (P)2021 Mickey GatzListeners also enjoyed...
-
Is Anyone All Right?
- By: Thomas F. F. Snyder
- Narrated by: Michael Langsner
- Length: 2 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In this musical romantic comedy, with actors, singers, and full orchestra, meet Emily who may or may not be with the right guy. She gets plenty of time to wonder about him as he haunts the pub where she works. Meet Ben, a twenty-something teacher who may one day find the courage to approach the miraculous beauty studying at the back of that pub. And meet Pablo, the handsome and awkward Spaniard, an unlikely hero who puts the pub back in post-puberty-based musical romantic comedies.
-
-
Fantastic!
- By Liz on 06-18-16
-
Dungeon Diving 101
- By: Bruce Sentar
- Narrated by: Lewis Alexander, Rozelyn Rader
- Length: 11 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The Dungeon is a place of magic and mystery, a vast branching, underground labyrinth that has changed the world and the people who dare to enter its depths. Those who brave its challenges are rewarded with wealth, fame, and powerful classes that set them apart from the rest.
-
-
Pretty mid
- By Burnt Taco Meat on 08-25-23
By: Bruce Sentar
-
Good Girls Lie
- By: J. T. Ellison
- Narrated by: Fiona Hardingham
- Length: 11 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Perched atop a hill in the tiny town of Marchburg, Virginia, The Goode School is a prestigious prep school known as a Silent Ivy. The boarding school of choice for daughters of the rich and influential, it accepts only the best and the brightest. Its elite status, long-held traditions and honor code are ideal for preparing exceptional young women for brilliant futures at Ivy League universities and beyond. But a stranger has come to Goode, and this ivy has turned poisonous.
-
-
A clever story surrounded by boredom.
- By Sandy on 01-03-20
By: J. T. Ellison
-
Middlegame
- By: Seanan McGuire
- Narrated by: Amber Benson
- Length: 17 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Meet Roger. Skilled with words, languages come easily to him. He instinctively understands how the world works through the power of story. Meet Dodger, his twin. Numbers are her world, her obsession, her everything. All she understands, she does so through the power of math. Roger and Dodger aren’t exactly human, though they don’t realize it. They aren’t exactly gods, either. Not entirely. Not yet. Meet Reed, skilled in the alchemical arts like his progenitor before him. Reed created Dodger and her brother. He’s not their father. Not quite. But he has a plan.
-
-
Couldn't Finish
- By Amy Ferrantino on 05-22-19
By: Seanan McGuire
-
Ren Series: The Complete Boxed Set (Books 1-5)
- A Sociopath's Tale of Survival, Power, and Betrayal (A Dream Traveler Saga)
- By: Sarah Noffke
- Narrated by: Tim Campbell
- Length: 25 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
He is the most powerful man to ever live, and therefore doomed to misery. Ren Lewis was born with the power to control minds, hypnotize others, and read thoughts. Therefore, he is certain of one thing. God made a mistake. No one should be born with so much power. Sherlock Holmes meets House for a combination that makes for a brilliant anti-hero. This boxed set includes The Man Behind the Monster, God's Little Monster, The Monster Inside the Monster, The Monster's Adventure, and The Monster's Death.
-
-
Mixed feelings
- By Randy on 06-07-21
By: Sarah Noffke
-
Children of the Fox
- Thieves of Shadow, Book 1
- By: Kevin Sands
- Narrated by: Robbie Daymond
- Length: 11 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
From the bestselling author of the Blackthorn Key series, this magic-infused fantasy brings together a ragtag group of kids to pull off a crime so difficult, countless adults have already tried and failed. Lured by the promise of more money than they've ever dreamed of, five young criminals are hired to steal a heavily guarded treasure from the most powerful sorcerer in the city.
-
-
Fantasy Ocean’s Eleven Style Story
- By CuteAsADaisy on 04-18-23
By: Kevin Sands
-
Is Anyone All Right?
- By: Thomas F. F. Snyder
- Narrated by: Michael Langsner
- Length: 2 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In this musical romantic comedy, with actors, singers, and full orchestra, meet Emily who may or may not be with the right guy. She gets plenty of time to wonder about him as he haunts the pub where she works. Meet Ben, a twenty-something teacher who may one day find the courage to approach the miraculous beauty studying at the back of that pub. And meet Pablo, the handsome and awkward Spaniard, an unlikely hero who puts the pub back in post-puberty-based musical romantic comedies.
-
-
Fantastic!
- By Liz on 06-18-16
-
Dungeon Diving 101
- By: Bruce Sentar
- Narrated by: Lewis Alexander, Rozelyn Rader
- Length: 11 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The Dungeon is a place of magic and mystery, a vast branching, underground labyrinth that has changed the world and the people who dare to enter its depths. Those who brave its challenges are rewarded with wealth, fame, and powerful classes that set them apart from the rest.
-
-
Pretty mid
- By Burnt Taco Meat on 08-25-23
By: Bruce Sentar
-
Good Girls Lie
- By: J. T. Ellison
- Narrated by: Fiona Hardingham
- Length: 11 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Perched atop a hill in the tiny town of Marchburg, Virginia, The Goode School is a prestigious prep school known as a Silent Ivy. The boarding school of choice for daughters of the rich and influential, it accepts only the best and the brightest. Its elite status, long-held traditions and honor code are ideal for preparing exceptional young women for brilliant futures at Ivy League universities and beyond. But a stranger has come to Goode, and this ivy has turned poisonous.
-
-
A clever story surrounded by boredom.
- By Sandy on 01-03-20
By: J. T. Ellison
-
Middlegame
- By: Seanan McGuire
- Narrated by: Amber Benson
- Length: 17 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Meet Roger. Skilled with words, languages come easily to him. He instinctively understands how the world works through the power of story. Meet Dodger, his twin. Numbers are her world, her obsession, her everything. All she understands, she does so through the power of math. Roger and Dodger aren’t exactly human, though they don’t realize it. They aren’t exactly gods, either. Not entirely. Not yet. Meet Reed, skilled in the alchemical arts like his progenitor before him. Reed created Dodger and her brother. He’s not their father. Not quite. But he has a plan.
-
-
Couldn't Finish
- By Amy Ferrantino on 05-22-19
By: Seanan McGuire
-
Ren Series: The Complete Boxed Set (Books 1-5)
- A Sociopath's Tale of Survival, Power, and Betrayal (A Dream Traveler Saga)
- By: Sarah Noffke
- Narrated by: Tim Campbell
- Length: 25 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
He is the most powerful man to ever live, and therefore doomed to misery. Ren Lewis was born with the power to control minds, hypnotize others, and read thoughts. Therefore, he is certain of one thing. God made a mistake. No one should be born with so much power. Sherlock Holmes meets House for a combination that makes for a brilliant anti-hero. This boxed set includes The Man Behind the Monster, God's Little Monster, The Monster Inside the Monster, The Monster's Adventure, and The Monster's Death.
-
-
Mixed feelings
- By Randy on 06-07-21
By: Sarah Noffke
-
Children of the Fox
- Thieves of Shadow, Book 1
- By: Kevin Sands
- Narrated by: Robbie Daymond
- Length: 11 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
From the bestselling author of the Blackthorn Key series, this magic-infused fantasy brings together a ragtag group of kids to pull off a crime so difficult, countless adults have already tried and failed. Lured by the promise of more money than they've ever dreamed of, five young criminals are hired to steal a heavily guarded treasure from the most powerful sorcerer in the city.
-
-
Fantasy Ocean’s Eleven Style Story
- By CuteAsADaisy on 04-18-23
By: Kevin Sands
-
The Dark Side of Innocence
- Growing Up Bipolar
- By: Terri Cheney
- Narrated by: Coleen Marlo
- Length: 7 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The New York Times best-selling author blends a pitch-perfect childlike voice with keen adult observation as she shares her heartrending, groundbreaking insider's look into the fascinating and frightening world of childhood bipolar disorder.
-
-
Eye opening
- By Anonymous User on 03-13-23
By: Terri Cheney
-
Dream a Little Dream
- The Silver Trilogy
- By: Kerstin Gier
- Narrated by: Marisa Calin
- Length: 10 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Liv has been dealing with a lot lately. She and her family have just moved in with her mother's new boyfriend in London, and she's starting over (again) at a new school. But Liv isn't sure that explains her dreams, which have gone from odd to...well, bizarre. Lately her nighttime hours have been filled with talking stone statues, mysterious corridors, and creepy rituals conducted by four boys in a graveyard. The strangest part is that Liv recognizes the boys....
-
-
Too Dark For Me
- By Meg on 04-17-19
By: Kerstin Gier
-
Sage's Eyes
- By: V. C. Andrews
- Narrated by: Rebekkah Ross
- Length: 9 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Sixteen-year-old Sage is a lonely child. Her adoptive parents watch her obsessively, as if studying her for warning signs of...something. And maybe they're right to - even she can't make sense of the strange things she sees and hears. She possesses knowledge that other teenagers don't, that her parents and teachers - no adult - could possibly have. So when Sage finally makes a friend who understands her alarming gift, he becomes her confidant, a precarious link to the truth about who she really is.
-
-
Great story...
- By Terri on 02-07-16
By: V. C. Andrews
-
Zenith Academy
- Zenith Academy, Book 1
- By: Cassius Lange
- Narrated by: Jessica Threet, Gabriel Michael
- Length: 16 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
My name is James, but my mom’s the only person that can call me that. To everyone else, I’m JD — a struggling artist, working my fingers to the bone for my shot with one of the big comic book companies. Oh, and I work nights, managing a dive called Judson’s Bar and Grill. I know: the dream life. Things were boring, disappointing, even. Until one fateful night when everything changed.
-
-
I like it
- By No one important on 12-30-21
By: Cassius Lange
-
Unnatural Magic
- By: C.M. Waggoner
- Narrated by: Shiromi Arserio
- Length: 13 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Onna Gebowa is determined to become a great wizard. She can write the parameters of a spell faster than any of the young men in her village school. But despite her incredible abilities, she’s denied a place at the nation’s premier arcane academy. Undaunted, she sails to the bustling city-state of Hexos, hoping to find a place at a university where they don’t think there’s anything untoward about providing a woman with a magical education.
-
-
Had to skip some weird chapters
- By Jac attack on 01-15-20
By: C.M. Waggoner
-
House of Secrets
- A Novel
- By: V. C. Andrews
- Narrated by: Madeleine Maby
- Length: 8 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Ever since Fern could remember, she and her mother have lived as servants in Wyndemere House, the old Gothic mansion of the Davenport family. She may have been a servant, but Fern developed a sweet friendship with Dr. Davenport's son, Ryder, and she was even allowed free range of the estate. But Dr. Davenport has remarried, and his new wife has very different ideas about a servant's place. Yet, for all her wrath, the cruel woman cannot break the mysterious bond between Ryder and Fern.
-
-
I've loved V C Andrews books since I was young
- By Tara Richards on 08-04-18
By: V. C. Andrews
-
Arcane Dropout
- By: Edmund Hughes
- Narrated by: Alex Ford
- Length: 7 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Lee Amaranth is a mystic, not a mage. In fact, he’s never cast a spell in his life...With his sister missing, however, he has no choice but to go on a search that leads him to the locked gates of Primhaven University, a school forbidden to those untouched by arcane potential...Luckily, if he plays his cards right, he might just have some help. It’s up to Lee to decide who to place his trust in as he formulates a plan to fake his way through classes and exams.
-
-
Dude gets too lucky
- By Kindle Customer on 06-26-19
By: Edmund Hughes
-
Another Fine Myth
- Myth Adventures, Book 1
- By: Robert Asprin
- Narrated by: Noah Michael Levine
- Length: 5 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Skeeve is a magician’s apprentice (and a wanna-be thief) until an assassin’s bolt kills his master, Garkin. Along with Aahz, the green-scaled, purple-tongued demon and master magician summoned by Garkin, he sets out on a quest to get even. The road to vengeance is bound to prove rocky, however, because Skeeve can barely light a candle with his beginning magic, and Aahz has lost his own considerable magical abilities as a consequence of Garkin’s summoning spell.
-
-
Funnier in print
- By Kimberly Mason on 07-09-22
By: Robert Asprin
-
Witchling Academy: Semester One
- Spell Traveler Chronicles, Book 1
- By: Avery Song
- Narrated by: Lacy Laurel
- Length: 5 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
As the youngest member of the renowned Harlow family, I, Brianne Marie Harlow, have some big shoes to fill. With amazing parents on the magic council and a sister who works for Witchling Star Agency, I’m determined to prove that I can meet the expectations of our family name. Getting accepted into Witchling Academy isn't the problem, given my gift. But surviving in a school filled with witches and warlocks? That is a whole other dilemma. My game plan? Focus on learning, do my homework, and speak to no one - except for my best friend, Elijah, who I secretly have a crush on.
-
-
Where are the rest?
- By Nicki on 06-14-19
By: Avery Song
-
Beastly: The Citadel - Semester One
- The Citadel Series, Book 1
- By: Kiera Legend
- Narrated by: Vanessa Moyen
- Length: 5 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Kit never planned to attend The Citadel, an exclusive academy her parents sent her to. To make matters worse, she finds out there are a lot of rules, and she plans to break them all to get kicked out. Problem is, the headmaster has no intention of letting her go because there’s a reason she’s been invited. The Citadel is a school unlike any other, and Kit soon realizes there’s a new whole world inside its walls. A world made of shifters, and she is supposed to be one of them. What the hell?
-
-
Fun read
- By Jana Morimoto on 01-04-20
By: Kiera Legend
-
Luminous
- Dragon's Creed, Book 1
- By: Katie French, Ingrid Seymour
- Narrated by: Kasi Hollowell
- Length: 6 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Three dragon shifters and a fierce heroine in a fast-paced young adult adventure...Lila McCarty used to see dragons. That was before they killed her mother, before she told everyone what happened and people stamped the “crazy” label on her head. Now, as a senior in high school, she has no time for dragon legends or the tourists who putter around her lighthouse. She just wants to graduate and get the hell out.
-
-
Female lead characters is Oblivious for too long.
- By Angeliconfusion on 05-28-21
By: Katie French, and others
-
The Fairer Hex
- Witch Among Warlocks Series, Book 1
- By: Lidiya Foxglove
- Narrated by: Troy Duran, Lauren Sweet
- Length: 9 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
So apparently my mom was a witch. And not just a witch, but a witch who turned bad. My poor, sweet, normal dad wanted me to have a good college experience. Instead I get a magical offer I literally can't refuse, from the world's most elite school for warlocks. Warlocks. As in guy witches. Even though I definitely have lady parts, somehow I ended up at a warlock school to learn the gentlemanly arts (which are a lot more badass than, ahem, lady magic).
-
-
Adult Harry Potter Meets Reverse Harem
- By Sarah on 10-07-19
By: Lidiya Foxglove
Related to this topic
-
The Fairy's Tale
- The Pathways Tree, Book 1
- By: F. D. Lee
- Narrated by: Eilidh Beaton
- Length: 12 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Bea is a lowly cabbage fairy, but she dreams of being an official Fairy Godmother. So when she is finally given a chance to prove her worth, Bea is determined to make a success of it. Besides, how hard can a Happy Ever After story be? Every girl wants to be rescued by a handsome man, don’t they? Apparently not. Bea's heroine doesn't want to be in her story, and her hero is much more interested in the ugly sister. The same ugly sister who is trying to overthrow the Kingdom.
-
-
Really good book!!
- By Chasity on 01-14-21
By: F. D. Lee
-
Unstoppable Liv Beaufont Bundle
- By: Sarah Noffke, Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Dara Rosenberg
- Length: 34 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Included in this collection, totaling almost 35 hours of audio, are the following audiobooks: Book One, The Rebellious Sister; Book Two, The Uncooperative Warrior; Book Three, The Defiant Magician; Book Four, The Triumphant Daughter; and Book Five, The Loyal Friend.
-
-
So when is the next set in the series coming out?
- By Nita King on 06-19-23
By: Sarah Noffke, and others
-
Lock and Key
- Nocturne Academy, Book 1
- By: Evangeline Anderson
- Narrated by: Riley Barrett
- Length: 12 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Since I started school at Nocturne Academy, strange happenings have befallen me. The weird key-shaped necklace I found at a flea market chokes me every time I try to take it off. Also, a tall, blindingly beautiful and bitingly sarcastic Nocturne has the lock that matches it. His name is Griffin Darkheart, and - like this freaking necklace - I can't seem to stay away from him, though he's being Censured for mysterious crimes.
-
-
Great
- By Anonymous User on 09-16-20
-
BAKEMONOGATARI, Part 1
- By: NISIOISIN
- Narrated by: Eric Kimerer, Cristina Vee, Erica Mendez, and others
- Length: 6 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
There's a girl at their school who is always ill. She routinely arrives late, leaves early, or doesn't show up at all, and skips gym as a matter of course. She's pretty, and the boys take to whispering that she's a cloistered princess. As the self-described worst loser in her class soon finds out, they just don't know what a monster she is.
-
-
Been loving these since 2016. Hope they do more.
- By Bernard Kazlab on 04-22-20
By: NISIOISIN
-
The Zero Blessing
- The Zero Enigma, Book 1
- By: Christopher G. Nuttall
- Narrated by: Saskia Maarleveld
- Length: 13 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Caitlyn Aguirre should have been a magician. Her family certainly expected her to be a magician. But by the time she reached her 12th birthday, Caitlyn hadn't even managed to cast a single spell! In desperation, her parents send her - and her magical sisters - to Jude's Sorcerous Academy, her last best chance to discover her powers. But as she struggles to survive her classes without a single spell to her name, Caitlyn starts to uncover an ancient mystery that may prove the key to her true powers....
-
-
A Girl in a world of magic, where she has none!
- By Jas P on 10-26-17
-
The Magician's Brother
- The Magician's Brother, Book 1
- By: HDA Roberts
- Narrated by: Kevin Kemp
- Length: 12 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
My twin brother is a Wizard and thinks he's the only magician in the family. It's actually a little funny that he hasn't suspected anything different over the last 17 years - with my constantly need to keep his idiot face out of danger and stupidity - but that's not today's problem. You see, someone's trying to kill him.
-
-
I don't understand the positive reviews
- By Christopher on 06-24-22
By: HDA Roberts
-
The Fairy's Tale
- The Pathways Tree, Book 1
- By: F. D. Lee
- Narrated by: Eilidh Beaton
- Length: 12 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Bea is a lowly cabbage fairy, but she dreams of being an official Fairy Godmother. So when she is finally given a chance to prove her worth, Bea is determined to make a success of it. Besides, how hard can a Happy Ever After story be? Every girl wants to be rescued by a handsome man, don’t they? Apparently not. Bea's heroine doesn't want to be in her story, and her hero is much more interested in the ugly sister. The same ugly sister who is trying to overthrow the Kingdom.
-
-
Really good book!!
- By Chasity on 01-14-21
By: F. D. Lee
-
Unstoppable Liv Beaufont Bundle
- By: Sarah Noffke, Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Dara Rosenberg
- Length: 34 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Included in this collection, totaling almost 35 hours of audio, are the following audiobooks: Book One, The Rebellious Sister; Book Two, The Uncooperative Warrior; Book Three, The Defiant Magician; Book Four, The Triumphant Daughter; and Book Five, The Loyal Friend.
-
-
So when is the next set in the series coming out?
- By Nita King on 06-19-23
By: Sarah Noffke, and others
-
Lock and Key
- Nocturne Academy, Book 1
- By: Evangeline Anderson
- Narrated by: Riley Barrett
- Length: 12 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Since I started school at Nocturne Academy, strange happenings have befallen me. The weird key-shaped necklace I found at a flea market chokes me every time I try to take it off. Also, a tall, blindingly beautiful and bitingly sarcastic Nocturne has the lock that matches it. His name is Griffin Darkheart, and - like this freaking necklace - I can't seem to stay away from him, though he's being Censured for mysterious crimes.
-
-
Great
- By Anonymous User on 09-16-20
-
BAKEMONOGATARI, Part 1
- By: NISIOISIN
- Narrated by: Eric Kimerer, Cristina Vee, Erica Mendez, and others
- Length: 6 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
There's a girl at their school who is always ill. She routinely arrives late, leaves early, or doesn't show up at all, and skips gym as a matter of course. She's pretty, and the boys take to whispering that she's a cloistered princess. As the self-described worst loser in her class soon finds out, they just don't know what a monster she is.
-
-
Been loving these since 2016. Hope they do more.
- By Bernard Kazlab on 04-22-20
By: NISIOISIN
-
The Zero Blessing
- The Zero Enigma, Book 1
- By: Christopher G. Nuttall
- Narrated by: Saskia Maarleveld
- Length: 13 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Caitlyn Aguirre should have been a magician. Her family certainly expected her to be a magician. But by the time she reached her 12th birthday, Caitlyn hadn't even managed to cast a single spell! In desperation, her parents send her - and her magical sisters - to Jude's Sorcerous Academy, her last best chance to discover her powers. But as she struggles to survive her classes without a single spell to her name, Caitlyn starts to uncover an ancient mystery that may prove the key to her true powers....
-
-
A Girl in a world of magic, where she has none!
- By Jas P on 10-26-17
-
The Magician's Brother
- The Magician's Brother, Book 1
- By: HDA Roberts
- Narrated by: Kevin Kemp
- Length: 12 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
My twin brother is a Wizard and thinks he's the only magician in the family. It's actually a little funny that he hasn't suspected anything different over the last 17 years - with my constantly need to keep his idiot face out of danger and stupidity - but that's not today's problem. You see, someone's trying to kill him.
-
-
I don't understand the positive reviews
- By Christopher on 06-24-22
By: HDA Roberts
-
Second String Savior
- From the Tome of Bill Universe (False Icons Series, Book 1)
- By: Rick Gualtieri, R.E. Carr
- Narrated by: Andrea Emmes
- Length: 12 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Imagine going to bed with mousy brown locks and waking up with a headful of supernova scarlet. It's a hot new look for me - literally, because it bursts into flames whenever I'm threatened. My magical makeover is all Gary's fault. I knew there was something off from the moment he transferred to my school. Go figure. He's a wizard with a trust fund and an inferiority complex. Now, thanks to him, I've graduated from high school bullies to supernatural terrors and that's not all. Fate has chosen me to face the legendary vampire destined to destroy the world.
-
-
think Tome of Bill for highschoolers
- By john moglia on 12-04-19
By: Rick Gualtieri, and others
-
Off to Be the Wizard
- Magic 2.0, Book 1
- By: Scott Meyer
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 10 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
It's a simple story. Boy finds proof that reality is a computer program. Boy uses program to manipulate time and space. Boy gets in trouble. Boy flees back in time to Medieval England to live as a wizard while he tries to think of a way to fix things. Boy gets in more trouble. Oh, and boy meets girl at some point.
-
-
Hang in there
- By Kelly on 03-04-17
By: Scott Meyer
-
Big Trouble
- Small Medium, Book 1
- By: Andrew Seiple
- Narrated by: Tim Gerard Reynolds
- Length: 11 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Chase Berrymore dreams of adventure, excitement, and getting the heck out of her pastoral halven village. But when adventure finds her, she'll be scrambling to save her family and friends from a necromancer's wrath. Outmatched in almost every way, she'll have to use her wits, charisma, and a bit of divine favor to figure out the path to victory. Even worse, she'll have to figure out ways to deal with the weird and nigh-immortal beings that call themselves "playas"...and she'll have to do it with the most powerful weapon she has available: words.
-
-
Great continuation of threadbear-verse
- By Randall on 08-17-19
By: Andrew Seiple
-
The Dark Side of Innocence
- Growing Up Bipolar
- By: Terri Cheney
- Narrated by: Coleen Marlo
- Length: 7 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The New York Times best-selling author blends a pitch-perfect childlike voice with keen adult observation as she shares her heartrending, groundbreaking insider's look into the fascinating and frightening world of childhood bipolar disorder.
-
-
Eye opening
- By Anonymous User on 03-13-23
By: Terri Cheney
-
Chosen Omnibus
- The Brindle Dragon, Books 1-3
- By: Jada Fisher
- Narrated by: Patricia Santomasso
- Length: 9 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Eist was born to be a dragon rider; she just knows it. When fate conspires to take her parents and leave her orphaned and injured, her future appears bleak. Unwilling to back down, she must overcome a system stacked against her. Even if she passes all the tests, there’s no guarantee she will ever fly on a dragon. Can she beat the odds and find her destiny, or will she be stranded on the ground?
-
-
Enjoyed
- By Anonymous User on 03-27-21
By: Jada Fisher
-
The Ravens
- The Ravens, Book 1
- By: Kass Morgan, Danielle Paige
- Narrated by: Sophie Amoss
- Length: 11 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
At first glance, the sisters of ultra-exclusive Kappa Rho Nu - the Ravens - seem like typical sorority girls. Ambitious, beautiful, and smart, they’re the most powerful girls on Westerly College’s Savannah, Georgia, campus. But the Ravens aren’t just regular sorority girls. They’re witches.
-
-
Great Read!
- By Mel on 01-30-21
By: Kass Morgan, and others
-
Storm of Visions
- The Chosen Ones, Book 1
- By: Christina Dodd
- Narrated by: Samantha Brentmoor
- Length: 9 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
When the world was young, twins were born. One brought light to a dark world; the other, darkness and danger. Their powers could not be denied, and they gathered others around them, men and women destined to use their gifts for good or evil. Today, their descendants walk the earth as the Chosen... and the ultimate battle is about to begin. Jacqueline Vargha has always run from her gift. Now Caleb D'Angelo forces his way into her life, demands his place as her lover, and insists she take her place as one of the Chosen. She flees, he pursues, but she can no longer deny her visions.
-
-
Great start to the series
- By VJ on 08-23-21
By: Christina Dodd
-
Misfits
- Royal Academy Rebels
- By: Jen Calonita
- Narrated by: Kristin Condon
- Length: 5 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In the magical fairytale kingdom of Enchantasia, becoming a legendary prince or princess doesn't happen overnight. Enter Royal Academy, the training ground for the fairytale leaders of tomorrow! But reluctant future princess and new student Devin has some reservations about RA, especially when it comes to its headmistress. Olivina seems obsessed with preparing students for possible villain attacks. But when Devin asks when they're going to learn how to actually rule a kingdom, Olivina becomes enraged. Something isn't right with this lady.
-
-
FUN and light read!
- By Spydergwen03 on 02-14-19
By: Jen Calonita
-
What Is Not Yours Is Not Yours
- Stories
- By: Helen Oyeyemi
- Narrated by: Ann Marie Gideon, Piter Marek, Bahni Turpin
- Length: 7 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In "Books and Roses", one special key opens a library, a garden, and clues to at least two lovers' fates. In "Is Your Blood as Red as This?", an unlikely key opens the heart of a student at a puppeteering school. "'Sorry' Doesn't Sweeten Her Tea" involves a "house of locks", where doors can be closed only with a key - with surprising unobservable developments. And in "If a Book Is Locked There's Probably a Good Reason for That Don't You Think", a key keeps a mystical diary locked (for good reason).
-
-
clever
- By jared rogerson on 03-15-18
By: Helen Oyeyemi
-
The Mother Next Door
- A Novel of Suspense
- By: Tara Laskowski
- Narrated by: Andi Arndt, Teri Schnaubelt, Emily Lawrence
- Length: 8 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The annual Halloween block party is the pinnacle of the year on idyllic suburban cul-de-sac Ivy Woods Drive. An influential group of neighborhood moms—known as the Ivy Five—plans the event for months. Except the Ivy Five has been four for a long time. When a new mother moves to town, eager to fit in, the moms see it as an opportunity to make the group whole again. This year's block party should be the best yet... until the women start receiving anonymous messages threatening to expose the quiet neighborhood's dark past—and the lengths they've gone to hide it.
-
-
I Didn't Want It to End!
- By Sally on 10-16-21
By: Tara Laskowski
-
The Black Flamingo
- By: Dean Atta
- Narrated by: Dean Atta
- Length: 3 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Michael is a mixed-race gay teen growing up in London. All his life, he’s navigated what it means to be Greek-Cypriot and Jamaican - but never quite feeling Greek or Black enough. As he gets older, Michael’s coming out is only the start of learning who he is and where he fits in. When he discovers the Drag Society, he finally finds where he belongs - and the Black Flamingo is born.
-
-
BRILLIANT!
- By Hermi Marrero on 09-25-20
By: Dean Atta
-
Daughter of Darkness
- By: V. C. Andrews
- Narrated by: Marguerite Gavin
- Length: 10 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Seventeen-year-old Lorelei Patio is the adopted daughter of 200-year-old vampire Sergio Patio. She never realized why her family has had to move so often or why she is not permitted to get too friendly with other young people. In fact, except for one shocking moment that seemed more like a dream, Lorelei never fully realized who and what her father was nor what her sisters were brought up to do for him. But one day, that all changed.
-
-
not the usual vc andrews book
- By Janae on 09-14-13
By: V. C. Andrews