Me vs Brain
An Overthinker’s Guide to Life
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Hayley Morris
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Hayley Morris
About this listen
Brought to you by Penguin.
The hilarious book from TikTok and Instagram sensation Hayley Morris.
Brain: we left the oven on!
Me: no don't say that, I've not got time for this!
Brain: the house is probably on fire!
Me: stop it, I need to write this audiobook description.
Brain: but the blazing fire.
Me: we didn't even use the oven today.
Brain: but what if...
Me: no. We're not doing this, I'm finishing this description.
Hello there! Hayley Morris here. Or you might know me as the Brain Girl, and don't be fooled...it's not because I'm outrageously smart. Just an avid overthinker. I'm on a mission to prove once and for all that You. Are. Normal. Running through imaginary arguments whilst showering, hiding your knickers in the nurse's office before they look directly into your vagina or not knowing how to be a normal human when you have the plumber over. I've spent the majority of my life saying and doing embarrassing things that wake me up in a cold sweat at three a.m. as my brain reminds me of every minor detail.
In this book, I've overthought absolutely everything so you don't have to. I'll be talking about everything from dating to discharge, mental health to menstrual cups. I might not be able to banish your anxiety or make you feel 100% comfortable in your skin, but I hope I can at least give you a break from the constant brain chatter and we can rejoice and laugh at how similar we actually all are.
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- Amazon Customer
- 07-11-23
Great summer listen
Loved the book and was really happy Hayley narrated herself. Makes you laugh and think, just what I expected from it!
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- Amazon Customer
- 02-18-23
Loved it
What an overthinker like me. Love her works. Laughed out loud. Also cried my eyes out. I could have lived without this, but it was a good audiobook.
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- Anonymous User
- 02-22-23
Fun
Very easy and nice to listen to. Enjoyed the piece :)
Did not have high expectations but liked how the story was presented and felt relatable
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- Anonymous User
- 01-16-24
Hilariously funny and so relatable
A refreshing take on some of life’s more serious matters mixed in with the inevitable (and often hilarious) pitfalls of growing up. Love the fact that she narrated it herself 👌🏼
Thought provoking and easy to listen to!
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