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H.P. Holo
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Monster Hunting for Fun and Profit!
Pix and Jaz are two girls who just want to hunt monsters, craft armor, and pay off their college loans - but when a colossal new monster falls through the portals in the Dazzling Skies, it’ll take all their skills to survive it.
Their skill levels? Slightly above noob.
Fortunately, they have their oversized swords, a lot of sass…and one giant monster friend who might help them out.
For a price....
About the Series: Monster Punk Horizon is an exciting new fantasy comedy for fans of the Monster Hunter games and kick-butt ladies fighting monsters for fun and profit! GameLit listeners will enjoy the focus on action over stats.
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- Narrated by: Soren Gray
- Length: 9 hrs and 19 mins
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Sam Ryder's life already sucks, and it's about to get worse when he's fired from his dead-end job as a programmer. He's about to head home to escape into his favorite RPG, Alien Civilization, when he's offered a thrill ride on a death machine by a gorgeous woman straight out of one of his games. Before Sam can say "WTF?", he's been whisked away to a dark world of monsters and goddesses, his body transformed from Outcast to Warrior, the second level on a ladder that may eventually carry him all the way to Demigod.
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for soft headed idiots
- By Chax on 12-06-18
By: Sam Ryder
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Branded
- Master of All, Book 1
- By: Simon Archer
- Narrated by: J.F. Harding, Andrea Parsneau
- Length: 8 hrs and 22 mins
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When William stumbles through a portal in the middle of Antarctica, he'll suddenly find himself in a world unlike any he's ever known. Now, he's surrounded by monster girls, vicious warlords, and everything in between. Worse, his only weapon is a magical branding iron, which seems to have one skill and one skill only, to overwrite slave brands. Thing is, monster girls seem pretty grateful about being freed from the tyranny of their masters, and with each one he brands, the stronger he becomes.
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Disappointed
- By TheBrew on 03-01-20
By: Simon Archer
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Chronicles of a Royal Pet: A Princess and an Ooze
- Royal Ooze Chronicles, Book 1
- By: Ian Rodgers
- Narrated by: Peter Kenny
- Length: 8 hrs and 33 mins
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The world of Erafore is one full of magic and mystery. Heroes battle dragons, mages confront demons, and the gods watch over it all. Yet among these incredible beings, a single creature is born with the power to rewrite the destiny of the land. Taken in as a pet by the princess of the Kingdom of Varia, a mere Ooze will rise to stand in the tide of fate and defend the ones he loves from an encroaching void. But can a monster ever truly become a man?
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Boring
- By Humility on 01-09-18
By: Ian Rodgers
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Proxima Legends, Vol 1
- Fantasy Online, Books 1 & 2
- By: Harmon Cooper
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
- Length: 22 hrs and 34 mins
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After the death of his best friend, Ryuk logs into the online fantasy world of Tritania in hopes of seeing her again. Joined by a cantankerous goblin, a famous Swedish gamer, and a dragon, his guild sets out on an epic quest to find Tamana. Despite pressures from the real world and a mysterious faction known as the Shinigami, Ryuk uncovers a mind-blowing secret....
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Can't Stand The FICKING Swearing
- By Anonymous User on 04-08-23
By: Harmon Cooper
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PrimeVerse Omnibus
- A Complete LitRPG Trilogy
- By: R.K. Billiau
- Narrated by: Eric Jason Martin
- Length: 36 hrs and 27 mins
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For Hudson, the virtual world of PrimeVerse isn't all bad. It's beautiful, much nicer than overpopulated Earth. It almost feels like a vacation except for the volatile wildlife, lack of any amenities, and—oh yeah—the inability to log out. Exploring the world, learning his class, and leveling skills is all fun and games until a powerful rogue player with a vendetta shows up to wipe out Hudson and his primitive tribe. Thrust into a conflict he didn't create, Hudson is forced into a cycle of respawning where he learns that even death can be used as a tool. So much for that vacation.
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Takes five hours to tell Karen to shut up.
- By M.B.R. on 08-29-24
By: R.K. Billiau
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Savage Dominion
- Savage Dominion Series, Book 1
- By: Luke Chmilenko, G.D. Penman
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 18 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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Maulkin didn't know dying would mean a new eternity of dungeon delving, monster slaying, and glory hunting. If he had, he wouldn't have been so worried about kicking the bucket on a date gone even more wrong than usual. Reborn in the wild world of Amaranth, Maulkin finds himself in a hulking demi-human body with a sword of a size to match. Marked as an Eternal, a fledging immortal of boundless potential, Maulkin soon discovers he's been given a mission by the elder pantheon of this new realm.
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Combat, comedy and Cow man!
- By B&H on 05-29-21
By: Luke Chmilenko, and others
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The Mayor of Noobtown
- By: Ryan Rimmel
- Narrated by: Johnathan McClain
- Length: 9 hrs and 3 mins
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After dying and being reborn into a world that's built like a video game, Jim has found himself stuck in a very old-world style new-player zone for low-level adventurers. Unfortunately, the zone fell out of use centuries ago, and no one told the monsters they were supposed to take it easy on the Noobs. Even worse, the only new player around is Jim. Jim has been given an opportunity, and he'll do his best to take advantage of it.
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Like the land but actually finishes story lines.
- By Kaz on 09-03-19
By: Ryan Rimmel
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Sting & Song
- Beesong Chronicles, Book 1
- By: Benjamin Medrano
- Narrated by: Reba Buhr
- Length: 7 hrs and 35 mins
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The life of a giant bee is a simple one. The life of a giant bee when her queen turns the entire hive into human-like apis to fend off an attack? That’s a good deal more complicated. Getting down from a 50-foot giant rose without wings while surviving the attacks of malevolent wasps is just a start. Surviving long enough to figure out what to do with her new life proves to be something of a challenge, but at least that much is understandable. Of course, that’s when she gets sucked into the tangled web of an ambitious demon lord who’s threatening to plunge the world into a war.
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Loved it
- By Anthony on 11-15-19
By: Benjamin Medrano
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The Uncommon Rider
- By: Sarah Noffke, Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Dara Rosenberg
- Length: 13 hrs and 47 mins
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The first dragonrider in over a hundred years has been born...and it’s a girl. Never before has a female been chosen to ride a dragon. The Elite, a guild comprised exclusively of dragonriders, is dead according to most. No one has seen a rider in decades. The problems they used to fight overwhelm the world. Dragons are thought to be near extinction. However, the Elite aren’t dead...It’s just that a bunch of crusty old men who do nothing that benefits the world at large are easy to mistake as useless corpses. Sophia Beaufont is about to change all of that.
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Not Much of a Story
- By Small Mountain on 10-01-20
By: Sarah Noffke, and others
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King's League
- An Epic Lit RPG Adventure (King's League, Book 1)
- By: Jason Anspach, JN Chaney
- Narrated by: Mark Boyett
- Length: 12 hrs and 40 mins
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For recently expelled college dropout Dirk Wilson, picking up and re-selling other player's scraps from cleared dungeons and side quests gone sideways is the only thing keeping him from living on the streets. Tired of ramen noodles, past-due notices, and feeling like his future is over before it ever started, Dirk decides that if he's going to make something of himself, it'll be within the game, taking advantage of the real-life payouts from selling in-game goods on King's League's River Market. But the game leaves little margin for error, and Dirk's virtual problems grow.
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Real GameLit Fans: AVOID at all costs... Everyone else, just avoid.
- By Christopher on 07-27-20
By: Jason Anspach, and others
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- PhillipHill8
- 01-22-23
very fun and cute
great book! The world is described beautifully. the characters in particular. you Xander help but to fall in love with the little cat people
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- Gil T
- 03-26-22
Monster Hunters Unite
Pix and Jaz are two girls that are part on the monster hunting squad keeping Skull Harbor safe. Jaz likes to showoff and is more outgoing and maybe doesn’t always make the best choices. Pix is a pointed ear human who is more reserved and practical. Jaz has a Monster Bone Sword that contains multiple monster gems. The sword was made from onyx, hide and bone from a monster. The monster gems didn’t just look good, they also served a purpose. Some strengthened the blade, one made it lighter and another gave the blade to cut deeper.
The land is untamed and wild. They could go back to the main land, but why would you go back to being bored. Monstrous beasts roamed free especially in the woods. Skull Harbor was based on a massive historical lava flow. The harbor was secure from even monster attacks. Multiple shops made up the streets, an armorer, bone smith, black smith and of course, the canteen.
Pix’s log book is basically a monster handbook. The hunter’s handbook holds details of habits, territories and weaknesses of monsters that they have encountered before. All of a sudden the sky split open and today just got interesting. The hunters got to their mounts and got into the sky. The hunters can be a bit competitive. They were all jockeying for position as possible treasures falling from the sky. Even if the treasure is sky trash or it could be people or life forms. Folks from the mainland would pay for sky trash. First it was just pieces of earth, unfortunately another team was able to capture them. Then a four story monstrosity fell through the portals. The thing opened wings and screeched. Though it was more a mental attack. It fled to the massive jungle and the monster hunters job now was clear…
Definitely a fun (and funny) ride and would recommend
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- Michael J Allen
- 05-01-23
A Rainbow of Awesomeness!
Joyously vibrant! H. P. hollow blends. The best elements of manga, anime, and modern US variants like Pokémon with the skill of a master alchemist. Monster Punk Horizon offers a wild ride of well-written silliness for anyone to enjoy. A rainbow of awesome you must listen!
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- Derek
- 11-10-21
Can't wait for more!
Do you like fun? Do you like monster hunter? Then this book is for you!
MPH is a non-stop great time. Where anything can happen and probably will happen.
I really liked the inside monster hunter humor like Potato.
If you don't like Nova you can get out of my face.
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- Mark
- 08-27-22
A Buttload of Fun and Monsters!
Monster Punk Horizon, written by H.P. Holo and narrated by Tess Irondale is a buttload of fun packed into a rather short run time. You might question my use of the word buttload, but once you've checked out this humourous, crazy, monster-hunter fantasy book, you'll understand why. The monsters known as buttlords might just be my new favourite monster.
Set in a world where monsters, and other things, drop from a portal in the sky on a semi-regular basis, the story follows Pix and Jaz and the rest of their monster-hunting crew as they seek to sort out a rather deadly monster that is making a nuisance of itself.
The story was engaging, and the worldbuilding was decent if a little undercooked for the short tale. In this land, gems are the commodity of choice, being grown and harvested from monsters. Applying different gems in different ways allows you to, for instance, see in the dark or strength a sword. A great concept that makes the need to hunt the monsters make sense and, at the same time, makes it competitive.
Narration by Tess Irondale was top-notch. Easy to listen to and has a great sense of timing. I didn't make any notes on quality issues, and nothing stood out. A nice, clean read and recording. I'll be looking up Tess' catalogue to see what others might be of interest.
Overall, a short but very funny story. Engaging, easy to listen to, and with some hilarious monsters to boot. I'll be picking up the further stories in the series!
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- Kindle Customer
- 03-08-23
Fun, fun and fun!
I received this free copy for an honest review. This is an amazing story, really funny with good characters that give spice and fun with their contrasting personalities and a great adventure which is epic and fun. I am really thrilled to get the next stories, this one went so fast that I just really want more. The narration is great, really fun to listen and easy to understand. I definitely recommend it!
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