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My Mum's a Twat

By: Anoushka Warden
Narrated by: Susan Wokoma
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Publisher's summary

My mum wasn't always a twat. But sometime after I turned 10, everything changed. She stopped taking me shopping. She regularly forgot my birthday. And she thought she could heal people.

One girl’s funny and honest account of losing her mum to a cult.

Susan Wokoma performs in this teen-spirited and gangsta-rap-fuelled survival guide to growing up with an actual twat as a mum.

Written by Anoushka Warden, directed by Debbie Hannan and music by The Last Skeptik, this version was produced by Fight in the Dog and Showroom Productions for the Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2019.

My Mum’s a Twat premiered at the Royal Court Theatre, London, in 2018. It was produced by Royal Court and Amy Powell Yeates.

Photograph by Alisa Connan, Camera Press London.

©2019 Anoushka Warden (P)2020 Audible, Ltd
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About the Creator

Anoushka grew up in the West Country. She studied BA Theater Studies at Kingston University and undertook a Masters in Acting for Screen at Central School of Speech and Drama. Following her studies, Anoushka acted on stage and screen and wrote and acted with a comedy sketch group. Anoushka had her first play, My Mum’s a Twat, staged at the Royal Court Jerwood Theatre Upstairs in January 2018. She later performed it in a new version at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe throughout August 2019. She was picked as one of twelve writers for the 2018 Channel 4 Screenwriting course where she wrote Devongirl. My Mum’s a Twat is optioned for TV by Lookout Point Productions. Anoushka is developing the series with them. Her second play My Dad’s a C**t is shortlisted for the Platform Presents Playwrighting Prize. She is currently an Associate Artist at The Bunker Theatre and co-creator of The Royal Court Theatre’s Playwright’s Podcast and The Lockdown Plays Podcast.

About the Performer

BAFTA Breakthrough Brit Susan Wokoma will soon start production on the second series of hit comedy The Year of the Rabbit, broadcasting next year. Before then, she will be seen on screens opposite Henry Cavill, Millie Bobbie-Brown, and Sam Claflin in Netflix film Enola Holmes and with Simon Pegg and Nick Frost in Truth Seekers. Susan recently starred as Sergeant Mabel Wisbech in series one of Channel 4 comedy series Year of the Rabbit and was also seen playing Sabrina in Dark Mon£y. She was also onstage as Bottom in the Regent’s Park Open Air Theatre’s production of William Shakespeare’s A Midsummer Night’s Dream, and she wrote and starred in the SKY Comedy short Love the Sinner.
Her theater performances include productions at the Royal Court, Bush Theatre, Almeida, and The Royal National Theatre. She also joined Phyllida Lloyd's all female Donmar Warehouse productions of Henry IV and Julius Caesar and appeared on stage in the political comedy Labour of Love. Susan trained at the Royal Academy of Dramatic Arts (RADA) after the National Youth Theatre of Great Britain. She made her film debut in the 2013 adaptation of Half of a Yellow Sun and other notable credits include: The Inbetweeners 2, Crashing, Chewing Gum, and Crazyhead.

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not sure why it is amazon content

This is a good performance of a mostly boring story. I understand that it was a play. I the transition to audiobook lost some of the appeal.

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Narrator made the story.

This story was good but the narrator was excellent. I can't imagine this story being half as good without the personality that was given through her acting. I do think it was ok on its own but may have been rather boring otherwise. The five stars is mainly bc of how Susan Wokoma acted this one out. :)

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Great Story

i wish there was a longer or bigger story. although i loved this. It kept my attention and was awesome.

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Hilarious and awful!

A sad story made hilarious by an author that had a good mother, that made poor choices.

This short story is a great read and the narrators wonderful delivery topps it off.

I strongly recommend this book!

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Feeling this story!!!

This story is so great! Anoushka Warden narrates perfectly to the point where she had me clutching my pearls! Like damn, girl!! She delivered those lines with pure piss and vinegar. I can relate to this story because I have a toxic mother. It was hard to listen to what happen to the author on her 18th birthday. But I love her story about the process of truly loving someone and accepting thier flaws. Thank you for this story, Susan!

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Self Help Books With Profanity in their Titles

Meet the family!

This was a terribly depressing memoir. The author did not even attempt to explain away the the adolescent foul language and overall whining, moody tone.

I could understand the conceit of, say, an adult looking back on diaries kept by their younger self during a terrible upbringing, processing the tragedy, and then turning it into a burgeoning success on the London stage (!)

No. The reader is to understand that this is the narrator today. An adult playwright, emotionally crippled, trapped in an unfortunate past and with the eloquence of a rather dim teenager.

Very, irredeemably, sad.

For anyone worried the author's sophomore effort will fail to mine the same dark vein, don't worry, apparently My Dad's a C--- will be out soon.

Be nice to your kids.

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Witty & Funny

I feel her pain deeply on so many levels.
2 b a young girl with odd ball parents is not easy.
She was lucky she didn’t have 2 sell communist papers while in elementary school!

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Hilarious

It was a Great listen. The narration and the story kept my interest and made me laugh.

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That it’s a true story

This was so fun to listen to..I love how she tells the story and her candidness in doing so. And what a great way to raise awareness about this cult. Thank you as I had never heard of it.

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If About a Boy was a mouthy girl in therapy group

Remember Nick Hoult in the movie About a Boy, where he copes with being a teenager in London under his granola, hippie mum? Imagine if Hugh Grant’s character never came along and instead precocious Hoult was lost down a path to delinquency. Now imagine Hoult’s Mystikal rap-loving self as a profane twenty something woman unloading on her therapy group, raging for the whole hour about how her mum joined a cult when she was ten and she effectively lost her mum and her innocence. She tells her tale from age 10 to 20 with F bombs and words like c*nt and twat. You can sense her frustration and anger at her mum, but really more at the cult who preyed upon her. You also see the screwed up mess of a childhood left to her, including hard drugs, sex and crime before age 15. This is Sandra Bernhardt or Andrew Dice Clay raw, where the “humor” is visceral and cuts deep. This biographic cautionary tale of cults and parenting is worth a listen as an Audible freebie, if you can stand the sharp, biting edges. The narrator’s streetwise British accent was perfect, although I felt the acidic monologue played better at 1.3x speed.

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