New Dad Jokes: A Dad Joke a Day to Help You Get Through Your First Sleepless Year
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William Harding
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Congratulations, Dad!
Welcome to the world of fatherhood! Congratulations on becoming a first-time dad. Your life is about to change in ways you never imagined, filled with sleepless nights, diaper changes, and an endless supply of baby wipes. But fear not, because along with the challenges come moments of pure joy and laughter.
As a new dad, you're embarking on a journey filled with unforgettable experiences, from baby's first steps to hearing their first words (which might just be "Dada" if you're lucky). It's a rollercoaster ride of emotions, and a great sense of humor will be your trusty sidekick.
In this joke book, we've compiled a collection of lighthearted and relatable jokes specifically tailored for first-time dads like you. Whether you need a good laugh after a long night of soothing a fussy baby or you want to share a chuckle with fellow dads in the trenches, these jokes are here to brighten your day.
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Superstar comedian and Hollywood box-office star Kevin Hart turns his immense talent to the written word by writing some words. Some of those words include: the, a, for, above, and even even. Put them together and you have the funniest, most heartfelt, and most inspirational memoir on survival, success, and the importance of believing in yourself since Old Yeller.
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Best Audiobook I Ever Listened To
- By Sam Clear on 07-13-17
By: Neil Strauss - contributor, and others
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Very Unbecoming
- By: Emily Kron, Kate Hopkins
- Narrated by: Zoë Chao, Esther Povitsky, Amy Sedaris
- Length: 4 hrs and 31 mins
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When two childhood best friends blow up their respective romantic relationships, they make a time-sensitive pact: serial-cheater Chuck cannot sleep with anyone as she attends a three-month-long recovery group for cheaters, while sex-deprived Sofia vows to hook up with as many people as possible before recommitting to monogamy and tying the knot with her long-time fiancé. To keep things interesting, Chuck and Sofia decide to revive a past tradition from their summer camp days—also known as the dawning of sluthood.
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Hilarious
- By Rachel on 11-21-24
By: Emily Kron, and others
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The True Story of The Coward Brothers
- By: Elvis Costello
- Narrated by: T Bone Burnett, Elvis Costello, Rhea Seehorn, and others
- Length: 1 hr and 43 mins
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The True Story of The Coward Brothers follows two musical brothers – one English, one American, both the illegitimate sons of dubious parentage who may, as they claim to be, "one and half-brothers" – perhaps a reference to the disparity in their height and relative talents.
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Cute
- By NRo on 11-26-24
By: Elvis Costello
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Caledonian Road
- A Novel
- By: Andrew O'Hagan
- Narrated by: Michael Abubakar
- Length: 22 hrs and 51 mins
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Campbell Flynn, art historian, professor, and fêted fixture of the literati, always knew that when his life came crashing down, it would happen in public—yet he never imagined that a single year in London would expose so much. He’s never taken other people half as seriously as they take themselves, which is the first of his mistakes. The second is a new project: opportunistic and precisely calibrated to rake in a fortune.
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The best audiobook I have ever listened to
- By Samuel Barker on 07-31-24
By: Andrew O'Hagan
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American Psycho
- By: Bret Easton Ellis
- Narrated by: Pablo Schreiber
- Length: 16 hrs and 29 mins
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Patrick Bateman moves among the young and trendy in 1980s Manhattan. Young, handsome, and well educated, Bateman earns his fortune on Wall Street by day while spending his nights in ways we cannot begin to fathom. Expressing his true self through torture and murder, Bateman prefigures an apocalyptic horror that no society could bear to confront.
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Fanntastic book but maybe not for everyone....
- By So Fain on 03-27-11
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Sorry I'm Late, I Didn't Want to Come
- One Introvert's Year of Saying Yes
- By: Jessica Pan
- Narrated by: Jessica Pan
- Length: 8 hrs and 52 mins
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What would happen if a shy introvert lived like a gregarious extrovert for one year? If she knowingly and willingly put herself in perilous social situations that she’d normally avoid at all costs? Writer Jessica Pan intends to find out. With the help of various extrovert mentors, Jessica sets up a series of personal challenges (talk to strangers, perform stand-up comedy, host a dinner party, travel alone, make friends on the road, and much, much worse) to explore whether living like an extrovert can teach her lessons that might improve the quality of her life.
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Encouraging memoir: Sorry, cheer
- By Aaron Menz on 07-03-23
By: Jessica Pan
What listeners say about New Dad Jokes: A Dad Joke a Day to Help You Get Through Your First Sleepless Year
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- Pei
- 05-06-24
Very fun and entertaining!
"New Dad Jokes" is a delightful and entertaining audiobook that showcases the art of dad humor in all its glory. Written with a perfect blend of wit and silliness, this audiobook is a must-have for anyone who appreciates a good laugh and enjoys the unique brand of comedy that dads are known for.
One of the standout features of this book is its wide range of jokes. From puns and one-liners to clever wordplay and situational humor, "New Dad Jokes" covers all the bases. The jokes are cleverly organized into different categories, making it easy to find the perfect joke for any occasion. Whether you're looking for a joke to break the ice at a party or to lighten the mood during a family gathering, this audiobook has you covered.
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- Paul Smith
- 07-30-24
A Must-Have for New Dads!
Filled with lighthearted and relatable jokes, it's the perfect companion for any first-time dad navigating sleepless nights and endless diaper changes. Highly recommended for a good laugh and a boost of dad humor!
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- Shaznay
- 11-21-23
Comical and light hearted humour
My night time dad duties became like a long night shift, purchased this audio and it got me through the difficult hours of dad duties . For the night shift dads!
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- slick
- 07-24-24
Treasure trove for Dad humor!
This book is full of appropriately hilarious (or eye rolling) Dad jokes, depending on who you are. This book would make an excellent gift for my cousin (he could use some new ones lol) and all other Dads and Dad joke lovers. It also has some tips for new Dads sprinkled in for good measure ;)
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- Anonymous user
- 12-17-23
A Year of Laughter for New Fathers
"Dad Jokes Daily" is a hilarious gem within the New Dad Hacks Book Series, delivering a daily dose of humor to new fathers navigating the challenges of the first year of parenthood. With wit and charm, this book transforms sleepless nights into moments of joy, offering clever and relatable jokes tailored for the unique experiences of early fatherhood. It's not just a book of jokes; it's a companion for new dads, providing a much-needed laugh amid the chaos. Highly recommended for its ability to bring smiles and lighten the parenting journey.
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- sha
- 11-18-23
Simple yet comical
Im a new dad and been struggling with my sleeping routine, lets just say it was a pleasant way to sleep having my brain laugh than moan!
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- Valerie Westra
- 05-05-24
Keeps his spirits high!
I got this audiobook for my husband after we welcomed our first baby. It's been very helpful during those long, sleepless nights. Each joke is perfectly dad-worthy, eliciting groans and chuckles that make the endless diapers and late-night feeds a bit more bearable for him. It's also been great for him to have a quick, fun break between the baby duties. This book has definitely added a light-hearted touch to his new dad's journey and kept his spirits high!
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- Faz
- 11-21-23
Have a laugh!
Parenthood can be overwhelming and serious , my wife got this for me and it did make me smile . It’s next to my bedside stand. Highly recommend , simple but easy read.
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- Ellie
- 05-08-24
Highly enjoyable
Great audiobook that is witty and funny and has an ability to bring some much-needed laughter into the chaos of early fatherhood. Each joke adds moments of lightness and humor during those many sleep-deprived days and nights, putting it all into perspective and lightening the mood. I highly recommend this for new dads, especially for those who may be feeling stressed or caught in too much seriousness!
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