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The Sass is back, and in more trouble than ever! Pirates and zombies, idiot officers and a world-ending apocalypse. Are they ready for it? Are you?
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Brian Polk had been stateside for barely a year after leaving the Air Force when the unthinkable happened. It was an interstellar invasion. The Earupitans' technology and weaponry was so remarkable, humanity never really had a chance. The aliens now walk brazenly among humans - their reptilian eyes always watchful, always scrutinizing. Humanity now lives in fear - freedom is a thing of the past. And then there are those who have befriended the enemy. But not Captain Brian Polk. When he acquires some of the alien technology, he finally has hope of making some small difference.
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A Bad Independence Day Knockoff
- By RDBilbrey on 05-07-19
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Outpost
- By: W. Michael Gear
- Narrated by: Alyssa Bresnahan
- Length: 18 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Donovan is a world of remarkable wealth that comes at a high price. When Supervisor Kalico Aguila's ship arrives, she discovers a failing colony, its government overthrown, the few remaining colonists gone wild. Donovan could make her career - or kill her. Planetside, Talina Perez is one of three rulers of the Port Authority colony - the only law in the one remaining town. With the Corporate ship demanding answers about the things she's done, Perez could lose everything, including her life. For Dan Wirth, Donovan is a last chance. A psychopath with a death sentence looming over his head, he will make a desperate play for power. No matter who he has to corrupt, murder, or destroy. Captain Max Taggart is the Corporation's enforcer. But is it too late to seize control of Donovan?
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Must have been written for teenage girls
- By Bob on 03-30-20
By: W. Michael Gear
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The Age of Ra
- Pantheon, Book 1
- By: James Lovegrove
- Narrated by: Andy Cresswell
- Length: 10 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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The Ancient Egyptian gods have defeated all the other pantheons and claimed dominion over the earth, dividing it into warring factions. Lt. David Westwynter, a British soldier, stumbles into Freegypt, the only place to have remained independent of the gods’ influence. There, he encounters the followers of a humanist leader known as the Lightbringer, who has vowed to rid mankind of the shackles of divine oppression. As the world heads towards an apocalyptic battle, there is far more to this freedom fighter than it seems.
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Fun but trite
- By Patrick Quinn on 02-10-21
By: James Lovegrove
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Ex-Superheroes
- By: A.J. Markam
- Narrated by: Tad Branson
- Length: 6 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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It’s the end of the 21st century, and Hunter McNeil is your average, ordinary, ex-Army Ranger with superpowers. He’s serving time unjustly in a Supermax for supervillains when a botched prison break puts him in the crosshairs of an Army general who runs the Super-Powered Combatants Corp. Turns out a coordinated strike has put supervillains in charge of every major city in the world, and Hunter is the only hope at restoring order. And so Hunter sets out to do what he does best: kill supervillains. Save the world. And build a harem of smokin’ hot, super-powered women to help him.
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Half Literary Porn
- By ReWrite from Shadow on 01-18-21
By: A.J. Markam
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Occupation
- Rise, Book 1
- By: Devon C. Ford, Nathan Hystad
- Narrated by: Ray Porter
- Length: 8 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Alec works in the Detroit Overseer-factories, building a mysterious alien device. When three strangers appear, he's provided an opportunity to escape after years of servitude. Cole, a Freeborn loner, encounters Lina after her village is destroyed by the alien Occupation. Together, they make the arduous journey to a fabled safe-zone, trying to stay one step ahead of the enemy drones on their trail. Dex is a Hunter, working for the Occupation to track down escaped factory slaves, or Roamers, at all costs. But his latest hunt uncovers a massive secret.
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Exceptional Character Driven Alien Invasion Story!
- By Jas P on 05-24-20
By: Devon C. Ford, and others
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A Bright Shore
- The Eden Chronicles, Book 1
- By: S.M. Anderson
- Narrated by: Marc Vietor
- Length: 11 hrs and 7 mins
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The West's own governments are giving up, have already lost, or are leading the charge to something else. This doesn't sit well with those who believe in liberty. This is the story of a people who have lost the political fight, they've lost the culture wars, they haven't seen a level playing field in a generation, and they are about to be made serfs. None of that matters. They're leaving....
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Interesting Take on Dystopian (socialist) Future
- By VaDavid on 08-04-20
By: S.M. Anderson
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Titanborn
- By: Rhett C. Bruno
- Narrated by: R.C. Bray
- Length: 7 hrs and 23 mins
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After decades hunting wanted offworlders throughout the solar system, Corporate Bounty Hunter Malcolm Graves doesn't bother asking questions. So long as the pay is right, he's the man for the job. And he always works alone. But when a high-profile bombing on Earth has Pervenio Corp clamoring for answers, they force him to team up with a strange, cyber-augmented partner. A young man more interested in statistics than instinct. Their assignment: Track down a suspected group of extremists from Titan who will go to any length to free their moon from the grip of Earth's corporations.
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Great Mystery Sci-fi
- By Bryan on 02-08-19
By: Rhett C. Bruno
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Still Alive: Series Box Set, Books 1-4
- By: Javan Bonds
- Narrated by: S.W. Salzman
- Length: 23 hrs and 33 mins
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Mo Collins, the reluctant hero, has sailed around the country on board the replica pirate ship, the Viva Ancora, and now he finds himself only miles from his childhood home. But now the world has gone to hell. Hordes of naked, blue, biting zombies have flooded the now dead Alabama lake town. Mo and his only surviving shipmate, Crow, spend their days fishing and their nights watching the monsters roam, seeking untainted flesh and leaving a disgusting mess in their wake.
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super hilarious
- By B Deyon on 12-19-19
By: Javan Bonds
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- Jack C.
- 06-14-22
Man, I love this series!
From the very first book in this series, You’re never ready for a zombie apocalypse, I was hooked! Jeff, once again, crafts a wonderful and brutal tale! Plenty of humor AND horror! The narration is hypnotizing and performed brilliantly! Can’t wait to start book 4, Zombies of Infamy! Highly recommend this swashbuckler! #USCG rocks!
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- hexwolfx
- 03-19-22
To mugh similarly
The author used to many plot ideas from the previous novels in tge series that it's become really annoying has I know the author is trying to create the sequeations for large plotlines even not overwhelming wanted but I also was hooked by the chacthers differences and there growth has each novel is more like a reality TV show when the viewer sees which chavtherswill sppher still in the next viewing so in the end the author gets you hooked on the individual not the world building even it is important.
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- D. Sturgeon
- 12-23-20
Fantastic series!
This is an excellent zombie series. Any fan of the post apocalyptic genre will definitely enjoy this one.
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- jay
- 01-14-21
Great Listen
One of my favorite apocalyptic stories, hasn’t disappointed me yet. Waiting on book 4! Has a chance, take a listen!
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- Shantelle Hazelton
- 01-13-21
Awesome
Another awesomely amazing book in the series! So different from any other ‘zombie’ books I e read or listened to!
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- kutzkai
- 04-17-21
Another Great One
Jeff and Matthew have created another great listening experience. the story and narrating are awesome. I highly recommend this story.
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- Hepcat89
- 12-21-20
More Please
OMG this just gets better with every book.
I love each character’s internal monologue.
The story is constant action and not the usual Zombie apocalypse.
LISTEN TO THIS SERIES.
Matthew Crow is a Master Storyteller!
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- K. Jones
- 05-06-23
Fun, fun, and Coasties
Go Coasties! This next chapter of the wildly adventurous, well maybe not wildly, but certainly adventurous heroes of the US Coast Guard is zombie stomping good! Enjoy!
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- Sara B
- 01-19-21
Awesome!!
Pirates and Zombies, the third book in the Guardians of the Apocalypse series, is a fast-paced, exciting, and action-packed adventure with unexpected twists. With each book, the series gets better and better. The crew of Sassafras continues to jump out of the frying pan straight into the fire. Officers now have to take on pirates too. The characters in the series are quite engaging with colorful personalities, and at times even frustrating. There is quite a bit of humor and wit, which I enjoyed immensely. It was definitely worth the listen.
A stellar performance by Matthew Crow, he has a way of bringing the characters and story to life while captivating the listeners. Pirates & Zombies was an absolutely entertaining listen and a fantastic addition to the series, one I'll highly recommend.
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