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Michael Crouch
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By:
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Becky Albertalli
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Now a major motion picture from 20th Century Fox: Love, Simon.
William C. Morris Award Winner: Best Young Adult Debut of the Year
National Book Award Longlist
"A remarkable gift of a novel." (Andrew Smith, author of Grasshopper Jungle)
"I am so in love with this book." (Nina LaCour, author of Hold Still)
"Feels timelessly, effortlessly now." (Tim Federle, author of Better Nate Than Ever)
"The best kind of love story." (Alex Sanchez, Lambda Award-winning author of Rainbow Boys and Boyfriends with Girlfriends)
Sixteen-year-old and not-so-openly gay Simon Spier prefers to save his drama for the school musical. But when an email falls into the wrong hands, his secret is at risk of being thrust into the spotlight. Now Simon is actually being blackmailed: If he doesn't play wingman for class clown Martin, his sexual identity will become everyone's business. Worse, the privacy of Blue, the pen name of the boy he's been emailing with, will be compromised.
With some messy dynamics emerging in his once tight-knit group of friends and his email correspondence with Blue growing more flirtatious every day, Simon's junior year has suddenly gotten all kinds of complicated. Now change-averse Simon has to find a way to step out of his comfort zone before he's pushed out - without alienating his friends, compromising himself, or fumbling a shot at happiness with the most confusing, adorable guy he's never met.
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There’s one thing Jay Collier knows for sure - he’s a statistical anomaly as the only out gay kid in his small rural Washington town. While all his friends can’t stop talking about their heterosexual hookups and relationships, Jay can only dream of his own firsts, compiling a romance to-do list of all the things he hopes to one day experience - his Gay Agenda. Then, against all odds, Jay’s family moves to Seattle, and he starts his senior year at a new high school with a thriving LGBTQIA+ community. For the first time ever, Jay feels like he’s found where he truly belongs.
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Jay is toxic AF lol
- By Semaj journee on 06-22-21
By: Jason June
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The Charm Offensive
- A Novel
- By: Alison Cochrun
- Narrated by: Vikas Adam, Graham Halstead, Cassandra Campbell
- Length: 10 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Dev Deshpande has always believed in fairy tales. So it’s no wonder then that he’s spent his career crafting them on the long-running reality dating show Ever After. As the most successful producer in the franchise’s history, Dev always scripts the perfect love story for his contestants, even as his own love life crashes and burns. But then the show casts disgraced tech wunderkind Charlie Winshaw as its star.
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Tiresome
- By Paula on 11-18-21
By: Alison Cochrun
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More Me with You
- By: Alex Bertie
- Narrated by: Harrison Knights
- Length: 2 hrs and 55 mins
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Will is in Bristol for a brand-new start. He’s got his outrageous flatmate, Emma, his job at the bookshop and he’s totally infatuated with Gus. A French Bulldog. An actual relationship with an actual man seems about as real as the science fiction novels Will stacks on shelves all day long. And then into his life walks Ben. Ben is all the things Will isn’t: confident, charming (bordering on cocky), popular, a Jiu Jitsu champion, and generally deflecting life’s problems as easily as dodging a clumsy throw on the mat.
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A Must Listen
- By Queen of Halloween on 06-18-23
By: Alex Bertie
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Icebreaker
- By: A.L. Graziadei
- Narrated by: Tom Picasso
- Length: 8 hrs and 29 mins
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Seventeen-year-old Mickey James III is a college freshman, a brother to five sisters, and a hockey legacy. With a father and a grandfather who have gone down in NHL history, Mickey is almost guaranteed the league's top draft spot.
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Honest about depression, hockey, and queerness
- By Melissa S Dittrich on 06-04-22
By: A.L. Graziadei
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You Should See Me in a Crown
- By: Leah Johnson
- Narrated by: Alaska Jackson
- Length: 7 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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Liz Lighty has always believed she’s too black, too poor, too awkward to shine in her small Midwestern town. But it’s okay - Liz has a plan that will get her out of Campbell, Indiana: attend the uber-elite Pennington College, play in their world-famous orchestra, and become a doctor. But when the financial aid she was counting on unexpectedly falls through, Liz’s plans come crashing down...until she’s reminded of her school’s scholarship for prom king and queen.
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Here - just take my money!
- By Valkyrie on 06-18-20
By: Leah Johnson
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Like a Love Story
- By: Abdi Nazemian
- Narrated by: Lauren Ambrose, Vikas Adam, Michael Crouch
- Length: 10 hrs and 50 mins
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It’s 1989 in New York City. Reza is an Iranian boy who has just moved to the city with his mother to live with his stepfather and stepbrother. He’s terrified that someone will guess the truth he can barely acknowledge about himself. Reza knows he’s gay, but all he knows of gay life are the media’s images of men dying of AIDS. Judy is an aspiring fashion designer who worships her uncle Stephen, a gay man with AIDS who devotes his time to activism as a member of ACT UP. Art is Judy’s best friend, their school’s only out and proud teen.
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A must read for all
- By Kelly *BookCrushin* on 06-13-19
By: Abdi Nazemian
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When Ben Loved Tim
- He Loved Him, Book 1
- By: Jay Bell
- Narrated by: Kevin R. Free
- Length: 13 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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I never thought I’d find love. I spent all of high school watching others pair up, my little gay heart slowly withering in despair… until the fateful summer night that I met Tim. His meaty muscles and smoldering silver eyes already haunt my dreams. And I know for a fact that he’s lonely like me. I’ve been taking care of Tim ever since he got into an accident that was technically my fault, but the healing he needs goes so much deeper than that. I need him too. With any luck, I’ll end senior year with the man of my dreams at my side.
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You Broke My Heart… 💔💔💔‼️
- By FrubyFrubish on 02-03-25
By: Jay Bell
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Date Me, Bryson Keller
- By: Kevin van Whye
- Narrated by: Vikas Adam
- Length: 7 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Everyone knows about the dare: Each week, Bryson Keller must date someone new - the first person to ask him out on Monday morning. Few think Bryson can do it. He may be the king of Fairvale Academy, but he's never really dated before. Until a boy asks him out, and everything changes. Kai Sheridan didn't expect Bryson to say yes. So when Bryson agrees to secretly go out with him, Kai is thrown for a loop. But as the days go by, he discovers there's more to Bryson beneath the surface, and dating him begins to feel less like an act and more like the real thing.
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dear potential reader
- By Amazon Customer on 05-29-20
By: Kevin van Whye
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Red, White & Royal Blue
- A Novel
- By: Casey McQuiston
- Narrated by: Ramon de Ocampo
- Length: 12 hrs and 15 mins
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When his mother became President, Alex Claremont-Diaz was promptly cast as the American equivalent of a young royal. Handsome, charismatic, genius—his image is pure millennial-marketing gold for the White House. There's only one problem: Alex has a beef with the actual prince, Henry, across the pond. And when the tabloids get hold of a photo involving an Alex-Henry altercation, U.S./British relations take a turn for the worse.
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Almost shockingly wonderful.
- By Leon Miller on 03-21-20
By: Casey McQuiston
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They Both Die at the End
- By: Adam Silvera
- Narrated by: Michael Crouch, Robbie Daymond, Bahni Turpin
- Length: 8 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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On September 5, a little after midnight, Death-Cast calls Mateo Torrez and Rufus Emeterio to give them some bad news: They're going to die today. Mateo and Rufus are total strangers, but, for different reasons, they're both looking to make a new friend on their End Day. The good news: There's an app for that. It's called The Last Friend, and through it Rufus and Mateo are about to meet up for one last great adventure - to live a lifetime in a single day.
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My heart..
- By Shay on 10-03-17
By: Adam Silvera
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Felix Ever After
- By: Kacen Callender
- Narrated by: Logan Rozos
- Length: 8 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Felix Love has never been in love — and, yes, he’s painfully aware of the irony. He desperately wants to know what it’s like and why it seems so easy for everyone but him to find someone. What’s worse is that, even though he is proud of his identity, Felix also secretly fears that he’s one marginalization too many — Black, queer, and transgender — to ever get his own happily-ever-after.
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Easily my favourite book of the year so far
- By Anonymous User on 05-25-20
By: Kacen Callender
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Call Me by Your Name
- A Novel
- By: André Aciman
- Narrated by: Armie Hammer
- Length: 7 hrs and 48 mins
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Call Me by Your Name first swept across the world in 2007. It is the story of a sudden and powerful romance that blossoms between an adolescent boy and a summer guest at his parents' cliffside mansion on the Italian Riviera. During the restless summer weeks, unrelenting but buried currents of obsession, fascination, and desire intensify their passion as they test the charged ground between them and verge toward the one thing both already fear they may never truly find again: total intimacy.
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Amazing.
- By Nico L. on 10-07-17
By: André Aciman
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Something Like Summer
- Something Like..., Book 1
- By: Jay Bell
- Narrated by: Kevin R. Free
- Length: 9 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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Life isn’t easy for a gay teenager living in the nineties. Ben thought coming out was his best chance of finding love. Instead he ended up lonelier than before. After a not-so-accidental collision with Tim, an attractive athlete and artist, Ben is convinced that he’s met his soulmate. Their budding romance is soon tested by spreading rumors, the danger increasing along with their passion for each other until it pushes them to the breaking point.
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More than meets the eye...
- By Donald on 10-05-13
By: Jay Bell
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- Dave Meldrim
- 10-19-15
basically I was born To be nosy.
the book was So good. I really appreciate the writing and the way the narrator made each character and situation seem like It could happen to you and the Book was Super relatable and I loved it overall. it was really good. I wanted more by the end.
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- Marlon Rosa Ricardo
- 06-20-16
Cuteness Lvl. 100
I am so in love with this book. The characters and The hole history is so freaking cute and awesome ❤❤❤.
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- Ana
- 11-02-18
.I had a good time reading the book
I had a good time reading the book once I was into the story, but it took me a long time to feel interested enough and care for the characters enough to want to keep reading. I start reading and then put it down for a few weeks for not being too motivated to read it, but when I start the audio version of it, I got back on track. I found it hard to stop at that point.
The characters were really charming, sure Simon was sweet, but Blue was the sweetest and I felt so protective towards him. I would love to see things a little more from his point of view but I was very pleased with the overall story.
The plot was fine. There was a little bit of angst on it but also a lot of hope on it. I had a good time with it, even though I’ll admit it wasn’t all I was expecting. I’m not too fond on YA and that might bias my view on it but there was something in the book that kept me from loving it. I do think the narration was great. The narrator’s voice was as sweet as I would imagine Simon’s and very captivating. Overall it was a fun book to read. Mostly recommend it to readers who like reading YA.
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- Sarah Schoenfeld
- 02-20-17
Cute but very predictable
I figured out Blue's identity way before the reveal, along with various herrings and predicted other less important things before they were revealed. Still, it was very light and fun and a great book to listen to between other heavier listens.
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- Katherine Espino
- 10-18-16
SO GOOD!
Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?
I loved this book, it wasn't overdramatic and there was no intense love story. This book just felt so relatable. I felt like I had become friends with the characters in this book, i was part of their lives as well it was that good. I felt sad when the book ended because I just wanted to know more, kinda like when your friends graduated from high school emptyness. But none the less, it was great. Funny, real, and personal. Loved it and 10/10 would recommend
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- William Davis
- 03-26-17
Amazing
The story is great. The narration is perfect. This is one of those stories that whispersync really worked for me on. I read at night, listened in the car, and doing yard work. It got to a point I just couldn't put it down.
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- Destroyer's End
- 06-05-21
pure joy
Happy Pride Month kids! I have always loved journal/correspondence type fiction and this is the right balance along with a satisfying story.
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- Jorge
- 09-18-18
Better than the movie
I mean I love the movie but the book is just amazing. I suggest reading and listening.
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- Cat Craft
- 02-24-18
Amazing story
Really amazing coming of age story. Truly a great book love story, and a bonus mystery. Only complaint is that at times it was difficult to differentiate actual conversation or internal thoughts.
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- colton
- 06-05-18
love!
this book is amazing. as soon as this book started to play I was hooked. Simon feel like he could be one of my best friends. every character was relatable and you just hoped for the best. I would recommend this book to anyone! so entertaining.
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