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Rebecca Thorne
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"A skillful narration of this story, especially its humor, makes this a fun and enjoyable performance." —AudioFile on Can't Spell Treason Without Tea
The Princess Bride meets Bookshops and Bonedust in the third audiobook of the Tomes & Tea series, where our favorite lesbian pirates must navigate the ultimate maelstrom—their own wedding!
Kianthe and Reyna are ready to finally walk down the aisle—in just seven days, their wedding of a wifetime will be a reality. There's loads to do—but like all best laid plans, everything seems to be going awry.
Between their baby dragons causing mayhem in Tawney, Kianthe's uptight parents inviting themselves to the wedding, and Reyna becoming embroiled in a secret plot to overthrow Queen Tilaine, the world seems against them—how are they going to live long enough to say "I do"?
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- By: Ali Spooner
- Narrated by: Rebel Knight
- Length: 6 hrs and 36 mins
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Sasha Thibodaux travels to London from New Orleans to continue her studies as a concert pianist at King’s College. While exploring her new home she befriends Milly Vansant, artist and instructor.
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What a beautiful story of a life well lived.
- By Ps58 on 12-19-24
By: Ali Spooner
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With Love from London
- By: T.B. Markinson
- Narrated by: Ella Lynch
- Length: 13 hrs and 39 mins
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Best-selling lesbian romance author TB Markinson has written three hilarious, touching, and quirky novellas about Americans finding love in London. You can now get them here in one convenient box set! TB lived in London for six blissful years and fell madly in love with the city. She misses wandering it by foot now that she’s back in America. When the world turned upside down in 2020, she retreated to her happy place, London. While she couldn’t visit, she did the next best thing, which was writing romantic comedies about the place that always brings a smile to her face.
By: T.B. Markinson
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Lust in the Stacks
- By: Natalie Falkenwrath
- Narrated by: Lessa Lamb
- Length: 5 hrs and 20 mins
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In this library, the books aren't the only thing worth checking out.... Alex has a job she likes, doing tech support at Cowling University, and a beautiful - if difficult - girlfriend, Jasmine. Life is good. That is until Alex's boss reassigns her to work in the university's saddest little library. Alex feels like she's been banished to a stuffy, quiet hell. Then Alex meets Cait, a living definition of "sexy librarian". She's hot, smart, and her accent is to die for. But Alex has a girlfriend she loves and a job to get done.
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Fabulous Story & Narration🎧Captivating & Heartfelt
- By Bette on 03-19-20
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The Day Death Stopped
- By: Rebecca Thorne
- Narrated by: Moira Quirk
- Length: 12 hrs and 15 mins
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Listen. Claire Bishop is Las Vegas’s greatest stage magician, and she’s perfectly happy with that fame. Ozarik is the next Zaro, the leader of the world’s witches, the modern-day Darcy everyone swoons over. Just because Claire shares a Zaro’s unfathomable magic doesn’t mean she shares the responsibility. So, if Ozarik wants to make himself a villain by casting an ultra-dangerous spell to stop death on Earth “for her,” to “protect her,” that sounds like a him-problem. Claire has a show in four hours. Skipping it to save the world might give her manager a heart attack.
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Intriguing but flawed - still recommended!
- By Michael J. Anderson on 05-07-24
By: Rebecca Thorne
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Ring
- By: Michelle Lerner
- Narrated by: Jenny Barr
- Length: 6 hrs and 56 mins
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Ring takes you on an unforgettable odyssey through the depths of human emotion, from the hollows of grief to the heights of newfound hope. In the backdrop of a snow-covered sanctuary designed to aid the dying, Lee, a middle-aged non-binary person from the Midwest, grapples with the unbearable weight of losing their young adult daughter. Abandoning their previous life and even the comfort of a longtime spouse, Lee is driven by a quest for closure—or an end to it all.
By: Michelle Lerner
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French Pressed Love
- By: M.C. Hutson
- Narrated by: Dara Brown
- Length: 9 hrs and 49 mins
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As they navigate their new living arrangement, Jordan uncovers surprising depth to Noémie that challenges her previous assumptions, and she develops feelings she never expected. But Noémie dates men, and Jordan doesn’t do relationships. So, all Jordan can hope is that her feelings won’t brew complications.
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It's pretty good especially if you like MESSY
- By Heather on 03-28-25
By: M.C. Hutson
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Sugarland
- Sasha Thibodaux Series, Book 1
- By: Ali Spooner
- Narrated by: Rebel Knight
- Length: 6 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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Sasha Thibodaux travels to London from New Orleans to continue her studies as a concert pianist at King’s College. While exploring her new home she befriends Milly Vansant, artist and instructor.
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What a beautiful story of a life well lived.
- By Ps58 on 12-19-24
By: Ali Spooner
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With Love from London
- By: T.B. Markinson
- Narrated by: Ella Lynch
- Length: 13 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Best-selling lesbian romance author TB Markinson has written three hilarious, touching, and quirky novellas about Americans finding love in London. You can now get them here in one convenient box set! TB lived in London for six blissful years and fell madly in love with the city. She misses wandering it by foot now that she’s back in America. When the world turned upside down in 2020, she retreated to her happy place, London. While she couldn’t visit, she did the next best thing, which was writing romantic comedies about the place that always brings a smile to her face.
By: T.B. Markinson
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Lust in the Stacks
- By: Natalie Falkenwrath
- Narrated by: Lessa Lamb
- Length: 5 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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In this library, the books aren't the only thing worth checking out.... Alex has a job she likes, doing tech support at Cowling University, and a beautiful - if difficult - girlfriend, Jasmine. Life is good. That is until Alex's boss reassigns her to work in the university's saddest little library. Alex feels like she's been banished to a stuffy, quiet hell. Then Alex meets Cait, a living definition of "sexy librarian". She's hot, smart, and her accent is to die for. But Alex has a girlfriend she loves and a job to get done.
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Fabulous Story & Narration🎧Captivating & Heartfelt
- By Bette on 03-19-20
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The Day Death Stopped
- By: Rebecca Thorne
- Narrated by: Moira Quirk
- Length: 12 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Listen. Claire Bishop is Las Vegas’s greatest stage magician, and she’s perfectly happy with that fame. Ozarik is the next Zaro, the leader of the world’s witches, the modern-day Darcy everyone swoons over. Just because Claire shares a Zaro’s unfathomable magic doesn’t mean she shares the responsibility. So, if Ozarik wants to make himself a villain by casting an ultra-dangerous spell to stop death on Earth “for her,” to “protect her,” that sounds like a him-problem. Claire has a show in four hours. Skipping it to save the world might give her manager a heart attack.
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Intriguing but flawed - still recommended!
- By Michael J. Anderson on 05-07-24
By: Rebecca Thorne
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Ring
- By: Michelle Lerner
- Narrated by: Jenny Barr
- Length: 6 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Ring takes you on an unforgettable odyssey through the depths of human emotion, from the hollows of grief to the heights of newfound hope. In the backdrop of a snow-covered sanctuary designed to aid the dying, Lee, a middle-aged non-binary person from the Midwest, grapples with the unbearable weight of losing their young adult daughter. Abandoning their previous life and even the comfort of a longtime spouse, Lee is driven by a quest for closure—or an end to it all.
By: Michelle Lerner
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French Pressed Love
- By: M.C. Hutson
- Narrated by: Dara Brown
- Length: 9 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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As they navigate their new living arrangement, Jordan uncovers surprising depth to Noémie that challenges her previous assumptions, and she develops feelings she never expected. But Noémie dates men, and Jordan doesn’t do relationships. So, all Jordan can hope is that her feelings won’t brew complications.
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It's pretty good especially if you like MESSY
- By Heather on 03-28-25
By: M.C. Hutson
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Queen's Crusade
- Their Vampire Queen Returns, Book 1
- By: Joely Sue Burkhart
- Narrated by: Cassandra Myles, Tristan James
- Length: 13 hrs and 22 mins
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Shara Isador’s back for justice… and Blood. Her first match with the queen of Rome might have temporarily ended in a draw, but she has plenty of other battles brewing. Taking her seat at the Triskeles Triune brings immense new power to House Isador. And for a vampire queen, with great power comes great hunger. To sustain and feed her new power, she needs more Blood. Desperately. Before the Dauphine can attack her nest again. She already turned Shara’s dead mother into a walking zombie to send a nasty message.
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This Gilded Abyss
- By: Rebecca Thorne
- Narrated by: Natalie Naudus
- Length: 10 hrs and 31 mins
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Sergeant Nix Marr is a damn good soldier, but she's desperate to leave her haunted past in the bioluminescent ocean, buried alongside old friends...and old flames. Unfortunately, even the icy ocean can't extinguish some fires. When Kessandra, everyone's favorite princess—and Nix's loathed ex—requests Nix's help investigating a massacre in the abyssal city of Fall, Nix refuses. Vehemently. But Kessandra always gets what she wants.
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Boring romance fantasy action?????
- By Burnt Taco Meat on 01-22-24
By: Rebecca Thorne
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Unexpected You
- Sapph in the City, Book 1
- By: Chelsea M. Cameron
- Narrated by: Zura Johnson, Chelsea Melone
- Length: 6 hrs and 22 mins
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When I applied for a job as a personal assistant, I had no idea I'd be working for THE Eloise Roth. One of the queens of romance novels, who has dozens of bestsellers under her belt. I also had no idea that she would be strict, demanding, and difficult. Every single day I think about quitting, but for some reason I keep coming back for more. I have no idea when the hell Eloise went from my intimidating boss to the woman who stars in all of my dirtiest fantasies, but it's becoming a real problem, and my already scattered brain is having even more trouble functioning. I'm so getting fired.
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Narrator made it worse!
- By Amanda on 03-09-25
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Sapphic Seduction
- A F/F Taboo Romance
- By: R.J. Castille
- Narrated by: Elizabeth Stockton
- Length: 4 hrs and 46 mins
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Tanya Hammond is a good wife, giving everything she has to her husband, a demanding, unpleasable soul. Fixated on the almighty dollar, Rory Hammond systematically shuts his wife out, withdrawing all of his attention and forcing Tanya into the darkness, a situation she eventually just could not tolerate. Rory’s sister, Naomi, was brought into their lives intentionally as a distraction. A sensitive, sensual and responsive (and downright irresistible) being, Tanya soon finds herself intrigued by her every move.
By: R.J. Castille
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Stay
- By: Valerie Kapp
- Narrated by: Sarah Beth Pfeifer
- Length: 7 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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When grief becomes a sanctuary, letting go feels like betrayal. For six years, Dayna Baldwin has wrapped herself in memories of Catherine, her beloved partner taken too soon by a heart attack. Now, Tegan Roberts has returned to their small town, trading lesson plans for the challenging role of caring for her mother with Alzheimer's. A chance encounter in a grocery store aisle sets both women's carefully ordered worlds spinning. When they meet again at a charity golf tournament, the attraction between them seems impossible to ignore.
By: Valerie Kapp
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Asra's Mate
- A Lesbian Paranormal Romance (Fated Mates, Book 11)
- By: Jenna Kent
- Narrated by: NZVO
- Length: 3 hrs and 43 mins
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In the heart of Snowbush Falls, a tale of love and redemption unfolds. Asra, a fierce lion shifter, has spent a century alone, yearning for a mate. When Kade offers refuge in the peaceful community, Asra seizes the chance to thaw her frozen heart. Reconnecting with family, Asra's new life takes a dramatic turn when her old pride arrives, stirring unresolved tensions. Amidst this chaos, she discovers Jada—her destined mate, trapped in the clutches of a cruel family. Jada, scarred by years of abuse, finds unexpected sanctuary with Asra.
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Another great one
- By Amber on 03-08-25
By: Jenna Kent
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Head Above Water
- By: Emma Chamberlain, Blythe Stone
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 12 hrs and 40 mins
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Two teenage girls at a private school somehow find themselves falling in love... Zoe Davis and Ryan Astor are nothing alike on the outside. Blonde and unpolished, Zoe struggles to fit in with the high-caliber rich crowd at Brentwood High. A scholarship honey, her athletics carry her far. Ryan Astor, on the other hand, has all the money and all the brains, but she can't seem to overcome her emotional struggles after a brutal year of disappointments and a disastrous summer away. When a random party lands Ryan in Zoe's lap, Zoe can't seem to shake her new addiction to the somewhat shy and ...
By: Emma Chamberlain, and others
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Bride of the Elven Innkeeper
- A Cozy Lesbian Romance in the Tavern
- By: Autumn Wolff
- Narrated by: Rose Cowel
- Length: 7 hrs and 51 mins
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Running a successful inn is hard work. There are customers to check in, food to prepare, horses to stable, and much more for Lucia to juggle. The crystal elf spends her days working 16-hour shifts to keep the Flying Filly in business. There's little time for a life outside of work beyond what quiet moments she finds before bed to crack open a book. And if there's no time for hobbies or social events, Lucia definitely has no room in her schedule for romance.
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Cozy Lesbian Romance
- By Lex on 10-22-24
By: Autumn Wolff
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Brigands & Breadknives
- Legends & Lattes
- By: Travis Baldree
- Narrated by: Travis Baldree
- Length: 11 hrs and 18 mins
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Fern has weathered the stillness and storms of a bookseller’s life for decades, but now, in the face of crippling ennui, transplants herself to the city of Thune to hang out her shingle beside a long-absent friend’s coffee shop. What could be a better pairing? Surely a charming renovation montage will cure what ails her! If only things were so simple… It turns out that fixing your life isn’t a one-time prospect, nor as easy as a change of scenery and a lick of paint.
By: Travis Baldree
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A New Leash on Love
- By: Jaime Clevenger, Aurora Rey
- Narrated by: Lori Prince
- Length: 9 hrs and 26 mins
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Rocky Springs is the last place Kit Hartman wants to be. But when the home renovation show that was supposed to be her big break gets canceled, she has no choice but to return to the sleepy little mountain town and take a job in the family business. The only good news is that she finally has time to adopt a dog. Olive might be a perfect dog someday. For now, she's a naughty handful. And when she knocks down an attractive stranger at the dog park, Kit realizes she's in over her head. Especially since the stranger is someone she recognizes.
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Sweet and Sour
- By Corie Mays on 04-04-25
By: Jaime Clevenger, and others
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The Home
- By: Judith Sonnet
- Narrated by: Lila Kerry
- Length: 9 hrs and 4 mins
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In the early '60s, in a seemingly more "innocent" time, a group of teenagers were lured into a supposedly haunted house. The place on Sycamore Lane has a morbid history, but that's just hearsay and rumor, isn't it?
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What a disappointment
- By Howdy Partner on 03-18-25
By: Judith Sonnet
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Timeless
- By: Nicole Pyland
- Narrated by: Quinn Riley
- Length: 14 hrs and 30 mins
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Quinn has no idea why a short trip to a small town turned into her moving there and buying an antique shop, but after five years of waiting, her answer walks right through the shop’s door. Leaving the big city, Abby Brennon, a best-selling author, moves back home after looking for the quiet calm that comes from living in a small town but also something else that she can’t quite describe even to herself. When she walks into the antique shop and sees Quinn Jordan, things start to make sense.
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Intriguing, emotional love stories
- By Dani G on 03-27-25
By: Nicole Pyland
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- jgames111
- 03-25-25
A coup full of stress and just a bit of coziness
I be honest, not my favorite of the series. The other two book are a wonderful cozy story with two wonderful character in a magical and inclusive world. This story had less coziness as it just mainly about how to overthrow the Queen, which honestly was a bit boring in the beginning. The family drama and theology was more interesting than the coup itself, with the murder investigation being done by side characters off screen.
The second half I start getting into it as they have a more concrete plan on how they will overthrow the queen. The character are still wonderful as ever and who could hate on baby dragons. Add the narrator doing a wonderful job, its hard to say I did not enjoy the story. I just hope for some more coziness or at the very least more fun and adventure like the second book for the sequel.
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- Sydney M.
- 03-10-25
Different than the others
Honestly, one of the things I loved most about the first two books in the series was that they did not have big cliffhanger endings. I was pretty disappointed to find this one did.
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- CLo
- 03-08-25
love this series
love absolutely everything about this series!!! the characters are great, the story, and most importantly the narrator does an outstanding job bring everything to life. ill be pre-ordering the last installment of the series as soon as i havr a credit for it.
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- Rebecca
- 03-09-25
Left me wanting more
Great to get to spend time in Tawny again while weeding shenanigans ensue. Nothing ever resolves the way I'm expecting can''t wait for book 4 to see how this all comes together. This series gives you all the cozy vibes while telling and engaging story.
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- Leah
- 03-10-25
A wedding, Dragons and a Coup, What could go wrong?
Again Rebecca Thorne made a story with fun characters who rope you into their lives. The puns are excellent, the stakes high, and the love surrounding Reyna and Kianthe inspiring. Can't wait to read/listen again and again. I'm so excited for the next one.
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