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The Dark Sorcerer's Intern, Book 1
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Gavin Brown
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A supernaturally inept student lands himself an internship with the world's most infamous sorcerer in the first book of this humorous fantasy series.
Bryce Alexander isn't exactly on a path to wizardly renown. In fact, his latest rejection from the Arcane Arts program at the Kotodama Institute has pretty much guaranteed his dream of attending magical college is over. But rather than give in to despair and join the manager training program at Samba Smoothies, he does something incredibly daring, unexpected, and . . . stupid. He sneaks into the Queens warehouse where the Dark Sorcerer Zambrano has recently been spotted and offers up his service as an apprentice.
The good news is Bryce is somehow so unattuned to magic that he isn't even affected by the literally crushing effects of Zambrano's defenses. The bad news is Bryce is somehow so unattuned to magic that he has literally zero chance of ever becoming a sorcerer. Still, Zambrano is convinced Bryce's mystical maladroitness could be an asset when it comes to infiltrating the hiding places of his enemies, and he enlists him as an intern to assist him in his supposedly nefarious causes.
Suddenly, Bryce has gone from slinging protein shakes to navigating a world of preternatural grudges, cursed objects, demonic power plays, and FBI plots. Because interning for the Lord of Havok isn't taking memos and running out for coffee; it's engaging in an otherworldly battle, in which Bryce's total lack of supernatural skills could spell the difference between life and apocalypse . . .
Filled with fast-paced action and side-splitting banter, The Dark Sorcerer's Intern is the first installment of a contemporary fantasy guaranteed to keep you laughing and guessing to the very last word.
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Jazz Bashara is a criminal. Well, sort of. Life on Artemis, the first and only city on the moon, is tough if you're not a rich tourist or an eccentric billionaire. So smuggling in the occasional harmless bit of contraband barely counts, right? Not when you've got debts to pay and your job as a porter barely covers the rent. Everything changes when Jazz sees the chance to commit the perfect crime, with a reward too lucrative to turn down.
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- Brandon Orgill
- 02-17-25
Great from top to bottom
Excellent narration, clever, snarky writing that's smart, and a fun light-hearted story that's fun from start to finish!
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- Amanda Woodrum
- 02-20-25
Hilarious!
Loved the humor, and the characters. The narrator was excellent, great voices for each character. Looking forward to the sequel!
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- Forrest
- 02-07-25
A tale of Magic in the modern world with twists turns and many a chuckle
This is a fantastic start to what promises to be a delightful Trilogy. The world building, magical realism and character development all come together to create delightful tale. many adventures are had and secrets of magic revealed. The narrator is a perfect choice and does a phenomenal job bringing this engaging tale to life. I eagerly await the next volume and promise this is worth a listen.
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