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The Feast of the Catapults

By: Scriblicus Animicus
Narrated by: Virtual Voice
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Publisher's summary

If demons are possessing your Hallowe'en candy, or you know that Santa is just an anagram for Satan, then this book is for you. Brother Scriblicus Animicus has provided us with completely sanitized stories of the saints, so pure that they are safe for even the most separated among us. Today's story is an account of the celebration of the victory of the Christians over the Visigoths, sort of. Read on and be blessed, dear reader!

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