
The Final Season
Planet Gallywood, Book 1
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David Lane Pusey
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Andrew Gillsmith
About this listen
For fans of Douglas Adams, Kurt Vonnegut, and PG Wodehouse.
It’s one thing to know that the End is coming, quite another to know the exact date and time right down to the nanosecond.
Such is the unhappy fate of the inhabitants of Rexos-4, a once-thriving planet that has lived under the doom of an inevitable apocalypse for millenia. Their entire philosophy of life may be summed up by the phrase “Mxtlpicam’ bnak ooligapn,” which in most languages translates to something along the lines of “What’s the bloody point?”
Unbeknownst to the poor Rexans, their predicament has also been the subject of the longest-running and most successful reality television series in galactic history, now translated into over 200 million languages, with closed captioning. With the end of the world just around the corner, the show is entering its all-important final season. Everyone knows how difficult it is to pull off a satisfying finale–such stakes fill even the most hard-boiled Gallywood executives with fear and trembling.
Join Gumpilos Tfliximop, Elvie Renfro, Rufus Camford and a cast of colorful characters as they battle the notorious showrunner (and subverter of expectations) Betty Neezquaff, all while tackling the big questions of life’s meaning and purpose with wit, warmth, and–dare I say–optimism.
The Final Season is The Truman Show meets The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, with just a dash of PG Wodehouse.
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