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The Jewel of Tusco

By: Benny Hinrichs
Narrated by: Benny Hinrichs, Samantha Allen
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If people in this world sell their blood to pay for school, what would people in a fantasy world do? Could you sell the ringing in your ears? The spring in your step? Could you rent out your heart to the elderly? Your brain to the tragically rich lothario trying to come up with better pickup lines? Or might it be something a bit more sinister? Something wriggling with the feeling that no matter how many times you wipe your hands on your pants, they'll still be sticky. A red sauceburn on your spiritual Tupperware that no bleach can oppose.

Join our five friends in their ill-fated quest to navigate the carnival that is Tusco University. The professors who yawn and swallow half a class. The bureaucrats who couldn't crat their way out of a bureau if their salary depended on it (it doesn't). The good old sardonic, tragicomic pile of economic vomit.

If you or a loved one have been hurt by higher education, you may be entitled to commiseration. So come. Let us smile together in the pain.

©2024 Benny Hinrichs (P)2024 Benny Hinrichs
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hilarious and relevant

The jewel of Tusco is educated, hilarious, and very refreshing. the characters you meet in this book are all unique and the voice acting in this book is top-notch. I really enjoyed the story and the interweaving of them all is something I really enjoyed. this is definitely going into my favorites and I will be listening to this many more times to come! this is definitely worth the listen short sweet and hilarious!

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Hilarious with unrivaled voice performances

Often tragically relatable but more often hilarious.I couldn't get enough of it. I was engaged for every single minute of the book.

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