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Nekia Renee Martin
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Lisa Springer
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A spine-tingling contemporary horror-comedy novel that follows a teen scary-movie buff as she hosts an elaborate Halloween bash but soon finds the festivities upended when she and her guests are forced to test their survival skills in a deadly game, from debut author Lisa Springer.
"An instant classic in horror." —Ryan Douglass, New York Times bestselling author of The Taking of Jake Livingston
"A gory, edge-of-your-seat, not-for-the-weak, slasher novel for teens." —School Library Journal
Seventeen-year-old Noelle Layne knows horror. Every trope, every warning sign, every survival tactic. She even leads a successful movie club dedicated to the genre. Who better to throw the ultimate, most exclusive Halloween party on all of Long Island?
With some of the top influencers in her school on the guest list, including gorgeous singer-songwriter Archer Mitchell, her popularity is bound to spike. She could really use the social boost for an upcoming brand expansion. Nothing is going to ruin this party.
Except…maybe the low budget It clown she hired for a stirring round of tag. He axes one of her classmates. From the looks of his devilish grin and bag full of killer tricks, he's just getting started.
A murderous clown is out for blood, but Noelle has been waiting her entire life to prove that she’s a Final Girl.
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The 1960s setting makes it even more interesting
- By NMwritergal on 11-01-24
By: Del Sandeen
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Devils Kill Devils
- By: Johnny Compton
- Narrated by: Imani Jade Powers
- Length: 11 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Sarita has been watched over by a guardian angel her entire life. She calls him Angelo, and keeps him a secret. But secrets can’t stay buried forever. When Angelo murders someone she loves, Sarita begins to see what's really been lurking in the shadows surrounding her. And she will have to embrace the evil within if she hopes to make it out alive. Johnny Compton, critically acclaimed author of The Spite House and master of dread, takes you on a terrifying race of one woman against the hordes of hell.
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Started out OK
- By Sammie on 09-27-24
By: Johnny Compton
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The Final Girl Support Group
- By: Grady Hendrix
- Narrated by: Adrienne King
- Length: 13 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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Lynnette Tarkington is a real-life final girl who survived a massacre. For more than a decade, she’s been meeting with five other final girls and their therapist in a support group for those who survived the unthinkable, working to put their lives back together. Then one woman misses a meeting, and their worst fears are realized - someone knows about the group and is determined to rip their lives apart again, piece by piece.
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1.3 speed = perfection
- By Rachel Kapila on 07-15-21
By: Grady Hendrix
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My Heart Is a Chainsaw
- By: Stephen Graham Jones
- Narrated by: Cara Gee
- Length: 13 hrs and 3 mins
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Alma Katsu calls My Heart Is a Chainsaw “a homage to slasher films that also manages to defy and transcend genre.” On the surface is a story of murder in small-town America. But beneath is its beating heart: a biting critique of American colonialism, Indigenous displacement, and gentrification, and a heartbreaking portrait of a broken young girl who uses horror movies to cope with the horror of her own life.
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struggle with keeping up with the whole book
- By Suzanne Davis on 09-19-21
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The Dare
- By: Natasha Preston
- Narrated by: Phoebe Strole
- Length: 8 hrs and 2 mins
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In Marley’s town, seniors are given a prank as a rite of passage…a dare, if you will. The dares start out simple…egging houses, balloons filled with glitter, chickens running loose in the halls. But this is no child’s play. Accepting a dare means you could be expelled, arrested, or worse. No one wants to back down from a dare. But saying yes has consequences, too…
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Great Twist!
- By Jennifer Dolphin on 12-19-24
By: Natasha Preston
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Ring Shout
- By: P. Djèlí Clark
- Narrated by: Channie Waites
- Length: 5 hrs and 36 mins
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In 1915, The Birth of a Nation casts a spell across America, swelling the Klan's ranks and drinking deep from the darkest thoughts of white folk. All across the nation they ride, spreading fear and violence among the vulnerable. They plan to bring hell to Earth. But even Ku Kluxes can die.
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The best story from a master mythmaker
- By Felicia J on 10-22-20
By: P. Djèlí Clark
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- Brittany R.
- 01-22-24
If you love gore, you are reading the right book!
As an avid Horror buff, I really did enjoy this book! I love the fact that the chapters are titled after other iconic horror films, scenes were detailed so well, I felt the slashes from the clown myself! There were so slow moments where the story could have nudged forward but overall this was an excellent read!
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- Laura C
- 10-09-23
Good teen slasher fun
It delivered what it promised. It was fun, the deaths were enjoyable, and it didn’t take itself too seriously. Managed to avoid some YA traps, and doesn’t pretend teens don’t do “those kind of things”.
Hard to take a final girl seriously when she doesn’t keep a backup phone, though.
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- Annie Hume
- 10-08-23
Horrible.
The narration was fine, but the story itself sucked. Instead of horror, we have a bunch of social justice dribble, and surprise the bad guy is someone with differing political opinions.
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- K. D.
- 09-23-23
Awesome
Im falling in love with YA fiction and this book was a perfect segway to the beginning of the fall months and Halloween.
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