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  • Thirty-Life Crisis

  • Navigating My Thirties, One Drunk Baby Shower at a Time
  • By: Lisa Schwartz
  • Narrated by: Lisa Schwartz
  • Length: 6 hrs and 4 mins
  • 4.6 out of 5 stars (211 ratings)

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Thirty-Life Crisis

By: Lisa Schwartz
Narrated by: Lisa Schwartz
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A hilarious essay collection perfect for anyone dealing with the challenges, indignities, and celebrations that come with being a 30-something by actor and YouTube star Lisa Schwartz (Lisbug).

THIRTY-LIFE CRISIS Lisa Schwartz's stories and musings are all about watching her friends adult like pros, while she tries to understand why she doesn't want or can't seem to find all the things they have for herself. Like a big sister who's already seen it all, Lisa will take listeners through her own life experiences to say that one thing we all need to hear: You are so not alone. Unabashed and unfiltered, Schwartz's voice and candor will appeal to anyone in their 30s who just can't deal with the never-ending Facebook feed of friends' engagement photos and baby pictures, the trials of figuring out where their passion meets their career, and everything in between.

So, if you've ever had to figure out....

  • Parenting Your Parents (Yikes)
  • Gender Reveal Parties (It's an actual thing.)
  • Discovering That Your Boyfriend Likes Boys (Surprise!)
  • Online Shopping Away Your Anxiety (Don't)
  • Or Gender Reveal Parties (Seriously. It's an actual thing.)

This book is your new best friend.

©2019 Lisa Schwartz (P)2019 Hachette Audio
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You need this book

This book was everything I needed I listened to the whole thing on a drive that didn’t need to be as long as it was but I made it longer just to finish! It’s amazing 🙌🏻

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Amazing!

I didn't want it to end! I loved it! I want more! Great Job Lisa!

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Love Lisa, but book was ok

I love watching Lisa on YT. I’ve been a fan of hers since the Shisa days. That being said, I found myself getting bored at some of the story lines. I get that she was really trying to sell the story. I still overall enjoyed the book and the message she portrays. I really liked the “one year later” update at the end of the book to see some of her perspectives had changed.

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i love this book

seriously one of the best books Ive listened to in forever. I laughed.. I cried.. I couldnt stop listening. I would highly recommend this book.

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Loved it

This book is very fun. With a lot of awesome stories!
Who knew she had all this going on!
The voice over is really nice done and great to listen to.
Basic my binged it in one day !

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Great book!

Lisa is queen. Great book and stories. Very well read in her own voice. Love

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Relatable

I absolutely loved this book. I felt like all my friends were getting married and having babies and it just wasn't my and I just wanted to party! This book helped me and was the best advice! So entertaining!

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love this women

This book was awesome I was so happy that I was able to get it on audio I related to so many things in this and I just want to say keep em comin Lisa!!

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A must read and a perfect gift.

This book blends hilarity with the true paroles of what it is to be in your late twenties to early thirties. I listened to it on a plane and was thoroughly entertained. I never stop recommending this book to either people who are this age or people with children this age. It's relatable, hilarious and Schwartz is unapologetically her self. I had known of her before but had never been a true "stan" but after this read, Schwartz has won me over.

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More than just a YouTuber book

I walked into this book thinking this will probably be another YouTuber book that you want to love because you love that youtuber, and that I would probably want ro return it by the second chapter. But what happened is I couldn't put it down and finished it in under 24 hours. it was an excellent listen (audio book) it was well done and thoughtful. I am very happy I decided to give this one a shot. I actually hope she writes another book sooner rather than later! Cheers to the dirty 30s!

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