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Tom Weiner
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By:
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John Steakley
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Suppose there really were vampires. Dark, stalking, destroying. They’d have to be killed, wouldn’t they? Of course they would. But what kind of fools would try to make a living at it?
In best-selling author John Steakley's vampire classic, one tightly knit band of brothers devotes itself to hunting down the monsters that infest the modern world—for a price. An exciting blend of horror and western genres, Vampire$ is a twenty-first-century Ghostbusters with an edge.
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Patricia Campbell's life has never felt smaller. Her ambitious husband is too busy to give her a goodbye kiss in the morning, her kids have their own lives, her senile mother-in-law needs constant care, and she's always a step behind on thank-you notes and her endless list of chores. The one thing she has to look forward to is her book club, a close-knit group of Charleston women united by their love of true crime and paperback fiction. At these meetings they're as likely to talk about the Manson family as they are marriage, motherhood, and neighborhood gossip.
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Not my cup of tea
- By NorthernPerson on 04-21-20
By: Grady Hendrix
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Starship Troopers
- By: Robert A. Heinlein
- Narrated by: R.C. Bray
- Length: 8 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Johnnie Rico never really intended to join up—and definitely not the infantry. But now that he’s in the thick of it, trying to get through combat training harder than anything he could have imagined, he knows everyone in his unit is one bad move away from buying the farm in the interstellar war the Terran Federation is waging against the Arachnids. Because everyone in the Mobile Infantry fights. And if the training doesn’t kill you, the Bugs are more than ready to finish the job.
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The definitive version!
- By Kristopher G. Hesson on 10-03-24
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Storm Front
- The Dresden Files, Book 1
- By: Jim Butcher
- Narrated by: James Marsters
- Length: 8 hrs and 1 min
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A call from a distraught wife, and another from Lt. Murphy of the Chicago PD Special Investigation Unit makes Harry believe things are looking up, but they are about to get worse, much worse. Someone is harnessing immense supernatural forces to commit a series of grisly murders. Someone has violated the first law of magic: Thou Shalt Not Kill. Tracking that someone takes Harry into the dangerous underbelly of Chicago, from mobsters to vampires....
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Excellent Story, Distracting Sound Engineering
- By Tom on 05-20-10
By: Jim Butcher
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- Lowly customer
- 03-23-10
Novel that puts vampires in their place...
...As blood sucking fiends, who can only fake human sexuality to feed and control. John Steakley is one of my favoite writers and story tellers. I am glad audible released his two books to date.
Gritty, emotional, a great train ride...
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- Jeremiah Glaeser
- 04-21-23
Half baked
There is a really strong idea for a cool vampire book, or even a series in here. But the great ideas are brief and the reader is left with a lot of unresolved questions. The stuff we want to see is glazed over to favor drunken ramblings of the protagonists.
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- Guillermo
- 04-01-10
Champions Eternal
I very muched enjoyed this John Steakley "Vampires Inc." story narrated by Tom Weiner. The other book "Armor" by the same author and same narrator is one of my all time favorite books and audio books, and Vampire$ brought back that same kind of excitement (perhaps only 90% as much as Armor, but 90% of best is still better than almost everything else).
I was particularly grateful to John Steakley for bringing to life another incarnation of his Jack Crow and Felix characters. I view them much like the Champion Eternal characters of Michael Moorcock where Moorcock made several incarnations of the same anti-heroes (Elric, Corwin, Hawkmoon, etc.). Vampires is basically a new incarnation of the same wonderful anti-heroes that Armor had but in our world instead of the future.
At first I thought, "Gosh this sounds a lot like John Carpenter's Vampires" but with much more character development. I looked up imdb and saw that Steakley wrote John Carpenter's Vampires. But as I progressed in this book I was grateful to learn that this is not only more complex, it's a totally different story (and way better). For one thing, John Carpenter's movie doesn't even have the Felix character, and for another thing the this book takes advantage of Steakley's strength which is character develpment and battles with ones self rather than with evil.
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- Amazon Customer
- 10-11-21
good story
While the story was good to listen to it was hard to follow because the narrator seemed to read and double speed and often his infliction was kind of messed up.
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- Terry
- 03-04-21
same characters as Armor
it's almost a rehash of Armor.
A Jack Crowe and Felix adventure, but very enjoyable and entertaining listen.
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- Thomas W Rossiter
- 07-07-17
The quintessential vampire novel
I've read or listened to this many times over the years. Steakly has a unique voice and characters that you care about. This novel, with its pure evil vampires ruined me for any romantic or sympathetic portrayals that have been so popular.
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- Margaret DeLong
- 01-02-18
Full of Nostalgia.
What did you love best about Vampire$?
This is a reread from back when I was in High School. Now that I have ...matured a bit more, some of this is a little grating. But it was fun!
Full on action and vampires. Gotta love it.
Who was the most memorable character of Vampire$ and why?
Cherry. For sure.
Any additional comments?
DO NOT WATCH THE MOVIE. JUST. DON'T.
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- Captain Spanky Of Nazareth
- 10-02-23
Great.
I read it in paper form eons ago… now returning it’s still fantastic. The movies are terrible … basically irredeemable.
But the audiobook is really well done … there’s absolutely no explaining why the narrator thought that Little Cat had a New Jersey accent, and a nasal problem… (he didn’t and he doesn’t) but aside from that one bizarre choice, it’s perfect.
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- David M. Baer
- 09-08-24
Fantastic, visceral storytelling
The narrator really brought the novel to life. Very scary! enjoyed the storyline very much!
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- Anne
- 04-17-10
What a relief
From the sappy Twilight franchise, but as a previous reviewer said, reminiscent of John Carpenter's Vampires, was not a big fan of the film but this book was OK, a bit too much about the hunters, not enough about the vampires.... better yet...try Interview with a Vampire or Salem's Lot.
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