Crispy Coated Robots

By: Jim Kovacik - Jason Meeker - Joseph Johnson
  • Summary

  • "THE FUTURE SUCKS, but Jim, Jason and Joseph intend to change that!"---Each week these three brave pop culture agents (the Crispy Coated Robots) receive orders from the home office in the far radioactive future requesting they submit individual Top 5 lists on various predetermined mundane topics about the late 20th and early 21st centuries.

    © 2024 Crispy Coated Robots
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Episodes
  • Crispy Coated Robots #253 - Best Holiday Traditions
    Dec 24 2024

    Are you ever going to text me?

    This episode includes the reappearance of Sausage Cheeseballs!!!!

    Jason's dog, Dash saves himself using his "5th leg".
    Joseph explains the proper way to drink Cherry Bounce.
    According to Jason, the Pennsylvania Dutch company makes better eggnog than pretzels.
    Jason's Christmas traditions involve cheaters and clog toilets (and we wonder why he doesn't like the holidays).
    The Talking Christmas Tree, an alternative to visiting Santa for the poor kids.
    Joseph laments on the great Christmas pretzel tragedy of 2024.
    Coffee, Donuts, and Christmas lights.
    That's not 40%. That's 13%. People rely on tips.
    Ace is the place where you can find The Surrealtors perform a charity concert each Christmas.

    Did Jim's mom make up a fake holiday involving the book of Lifesavers as a gift for her impatient children?
    According to Jim, how many ingredients are there in a proper cheeseball?

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    24 mins
  • Crispy Coated Robots #252 - Best Shows To Binge This Holiday
    Dec 17 2024

    Are you ever going to text me?

    This episode doesn't require subtitles.

    Jason, Jim, and Joseph gush on their favorite tv binges for the holidays.

    • Jason finds his favorite kind of entertainment happens in a parking lot.
    • Jim admits to loving some Kenny G.
    • The show gets derailed by Michael McDonald impressions.
    • Energy Vampire.
    • Jason wants to hold out for the HD version of CHiPs before starting his binge.
    • The girl or the dog? What is the real reason Jason is interested in this internet series?
    • Who is so bad in a series that Joseph refuses to say the actor's name?
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    34 mins
  • Crispy Coated Robots #251 - Best Documentaries
    Dec 10 2024

    Are you ever going to text me?

    This extra-size episode is like salmon swimming upstream.

    Jason, Jim, and Joseph geek out on their favorite movie documentaries.

    Roger Moore takes on GM to save his beloved hometown, From Flint with Love.
    It's Convene!
    A real man climbs a mountain like James T. Kirk.
    There are three sides to every story: your side, my side, and several impressions.
    Jason opens up about addiction to McDonald fries.
    Jim stumps the others with his favorite documentary about a diabetic musician.
    Joseph's favorite documentary happens share the name as Jason's brother.

    Which county icon was mistakenly introduced as Woody?
    What narrator makes any documentary great?

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    47 mins

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Dropping In on a Familiar Conversation

Listening to this podcast is like sitting down with some friends who are into music and movies and love giving each other a hard time. This fun show is an irreverent take on the top five ranking games you play with friends. The show's clever premise sets up the parameters for these guys to cover subject they are passionate about as well as utterly ridiculous ones that prove anything can be debated amongst friends. The chemistry between the "Bots" makes the show worth listening to.

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