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This episode is the October surprise.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph stop the steal and "democratically" elect their choices for the best political movies.

• Joseph selects an 80s movie that is so long, it is still playing today.
• Jefferson Starship and Kevin Costner make one heck of a political thriller.
• "No joke! I'm being serious right now. And another thing."
• Jim revises history and talks about how Lincoln would drink your milkshake.
• President Vincent Barbarino?
• RULE 203: The authenticity of a historical movie all comes down to the McDonald's bag.
• "Frustrated Jason" implores Jim to see some of his picks. "No joke!"

Which of Jim's impressions becomes a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma?

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This episode cannot decide if it is a riff or a lick.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph take on the impossible task of listing the best opening rock and roll "guitar parts" of all time.

Jim's guitar riff impressions are almost as good as his Charles Grodin impressions.
Joseph likes to think of himself as the "historian" of the group, inaccuracies and all.
Jason reminisces about his performance playing an Atari guitar for a talent show.
We were Grunge before Grunge.
We still don't know our E chord from a G chord.
The riff was used to introduce Windows 95, so you know it's good.
This is what a feminist sounds like.
Starship Heart

What famous opening riff did Jason decide could be skipped for his middle performance?
What famous riff had Charlie Watts screaming at Keith to shut up?

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This episode doesn't know its E chord from a G chord.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph critique some of the worst acting performances by non-actors.

Jason laments over his broken guitar. Just wrong.
Jim recounts the day Mariah Carey begged him to play her music.
It's like Showgirls without the nudity.
Joseph blasphemes the acting performances in A Hard Day's Night.
So much makeup- So many Brooklyn accents.
Thanks a lot, Simon Cowell.
Jim and Jason take on the Swiftees and Beyhive with their selections.
This time basketball's gonna be different.

Which singer gets a Lifetime Achievement award for bad acting?
Which singer may have gotten a black eye for his terrible acting performance?

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This episode weaponizes Morgan Freeman impressions.

Joseph finally gets his apologies from Jason and Jim for wrongfully being accused of being tardy to the shows.
Jason confuses serial killing with comedy.
Jim admits his penchant for women in bondage
Joseph shares his lessons learned about prison bathroom etiquette.
What!... I'll be 180 years old when I get out!

What does Pappion mean? Hint: It's not a terrible idea about a clown in a concentration camp?

Note from Editor: Jim is solely responsible for introducing and supporting the nomination of "THE BIG DOLLHOUSE" to this week's list. All complaints should be addressed to him.

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This episode is tuned to the key of H minor.

Jason, Jim and Joseph toss around some of their favorite football movies.

• Jim presents his first (and most likely only) book review.
• Jason goads Jim into another another Al Paccino impression.
• Omaha! Omaha! Oyage!
• My bloody football!
• Joe Montana craps all over Jason's feel-good movie.
• What is the name of the team in the Disney classic, Gus?
• How much is a drop kick worth?

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This episode may give you pink eye.

Jim, Jason, and Joseph salute some of their favorite fictional, cinematic Commander in Chiefs.

Check out "The Girls" on Cinemax.
Gentlemen, you can't fight in (the War Room)!
It's a toupee of sorts.
Delivering speeches to the House of Representin'
We can only dream of what it would have been like to have another Eisenhower in office.
Shark Sandwich!
HOAP
Jason admits to choosing a second weekend of seeing the Hope Diamond over a weekend of watching Indiana Jones kicking butt on a plane.

Which fictional president was so good that he had no name other than The President?

Which fictional presidency violates Article II of the Constitution as well as a great Beatles song?

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This is the episode that ruins the podcast.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph are excited to talk about some of the sexiest space outfits in television and movies.

Joseph is ridicule mercilessly for joining the show late again.
Disco outfits make the best space gear.
You know the production is in trouble when the Dorito Guy is one of the leads.
Jim offers the implausible notion of a fresh, tan suit being sexy
Jason unabashedly has a Trekkie fetish.
Jim demonstrates he has the "wrong stuff" when it comes to knowing what is sexy.

Is being obsessed with actress, Alice Eve more of a gender marker than pronoun preferences?

Which band of space pirates also served as the backup dancers in the Broadway production, Satan's Alley?

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This episode comes with Poopourri.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph treat the listeners with some of the best live action dog performances in television and movies.

Jim tries to get one of his selections on the list by declaring that his dog is the only one that is still alive.
Jason is a friend to all animals... except Collies. You can't trust a Collie.
You don't have a soul if your don't cry watching Old Yeller.
You also have a bad teacher if you watched Old Yeller in school.
You lost Busy Bee!!!
You may know him as Toto, but his real friends still called him Terry.
Put me down! I'm Walt Wizney!!

Which dog is so good that he gets two names in the movie?
Which celebrity feud was caused by Beasley the dog?