This week, we cannonball into the hydration nation of Water Tok, where "water" is just a loose suggestion for what is essentially melted popsicle juice in a tumbler. Health gurus? We’ve got questions.

Then, we tackle mean comments—those spicy little insults that hit harder than they should. Don’t worry, we’re dishing it right back while pretending our feelings are totally not hurt. At all.

Online dating gets its moment, and wow, the bar is so low it’s practically underground. Pro tip: leading with Harvey Weinstein in your opening line? NOT the flex you think it is, Chad. Like, read the room.

We get existential with Mother God—another cult leader who decided they were the divine, despite being more chaotic than a group chat at 2 a.m. Cult leaders, please stop trying to outdo each other in the weirdest ways.

And on TikTok, the sex work discourse is bubbling over. From empowerment to exploitation, everyone has an opinion, and most of them are as uninformed as your aunt trying to explain what “the TikTok” is at Thanksgiving.

It’s an episode full of sass, chaos, and the unfiltered commentary you definitely didn’t ask for—but are absolutely going to enjoy. Grab your syrup-water and settle in!

Podcast hosts Hilary MacMillan & Simone Lee Hamilton