In Episode 15 of Super Definitely Not Problematic, Hilary and Simone serve up the ultimate millennial fever dream. We’re talking gator wine—because why not?—and the underrated athleticism of plus-size park hoppers (respect the grind, Disney adults). Auntie Anne’s pretzels? Still undefeated and a core memory for all of us carb lovers.

We take a detour into The Fifth Element because it’s campy perfection and deserves eternal praise. Then, things get weird as we unpack the concept of remembering your own birth. Is it deep? Is it disturbing? Who knows, but we’re definitely spiraling.

And what’s a podcast without a snack break? We bravely pair Cheetos with pickles and ranch to see if it’s genius or a crime against humanity. While snacking, we casually discuss the looming specter of death—because if existential dread isn’t part of the millennial experience, what is?

Pour yourself a glass of questionable wine and buckle up—it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Podcast Hosts Hilary MacMillan & Simone Lee Hamilton

Join Simone and Hilary as they pour a generous chalice of altar wine and dive headfirst into the chaos. Is it the underrated drink of champions or just grape juice with ambition? They have thoughts.

Simone spills on her jaw surgery journey, from the horrifying pre-op to the smoothie-only diet that nearly broke her spirit. And while they’re on survival strategies, they explore the very rational idea of having an extraction team on standby. It’s giving James Bond, but with more complaining.

Hilary’s dream of going Special Ops gets unpacked. Can a chic womenswear designer moonlight as a covert operative? They discuss the logistics, laugh a little too hard, and honestly, kind of believe in her.

Next up, Dear Abby gets the modern treatment as they sift through advice gems and realize that most problems can be boiled down to, “don’t fight crazy with crazy.” Words to live by, especially if you’re dealing with randoms on the street passive-aggressive group chats, or that one coworker who can’t chill.

Then, it’s a nostalgic stroll back to The Hills, where we learned that reality TV could be both iconic, completely staged and drug fuelled. Special shoutout to Speidi, who showed us that sometimes all you need is a partner-in-chaos and a weird obsession with crystals.

Finally, they dive into the short king discourse—why Jeremy Allen White is everyone’s favorite, and whether describing a man as “climbable” is the best kind of compliment.

So grab your altar wine, slap on a pimple patch, and get ready to spiral with us through jaw surgeries, extraction plans, short kings, and life advice you didn’t ask for. And remember: don’t fight crazy with crazy, unless it’s for Speidi’s last crystal at an estate sale. Cheers!

Podcast Hosts Hilary MacMillan and Simone Lee Hamilton

This week, we cannonball into the hydration nation of Water Tok, where "water" is just a loose suggestion for what is essentially melted popsicle juice in a tumbler. Health gurus? We’ve got questions.

Then, we tackle mean comments—those spicy little insults that hit harder than they should. Don’t worry, we’re dishing it right back while pretending our feelings are totally not hurt. At all.

Online dating gets its moment, and wow, the bar is so low it’s practically underground. Pro tip: leading with Harvey Weinstein in your opening line? NOT the flex you think it is, Chad. Like, read the room.

We get existential with Mother God—another cult leader who decided they were the divine, despite being more chaotic than a group chat at 2 a.m. Cult leaders, please stop trying to outdo each other in the weirdest ways.

And on TikTok, the sex work discourse is bubbling over. From empowerment to exploitation, everyone has an opinion, and most of them are as uninformed as your aunt trying to explain what “the TikTok” is at Thanksgiving.

It’s an episode full of sass, chaos, and the unfiltered commentary you definitely didn’t ask for—but are absolutely going to enjoy. Grab your syrup-water and settle in!

Podcast hosts Hilary MacMillan & Simone Lee Hamilton