(In Rod Serling's voice) You unlock this door with the key of stupidity. Beyond it is a dimension where EJ, Rory, young Vince, and Jay Salerno discuss the horror anthology, "TWILIGHT ZONE: THE MOVIE." You enter this dimension and are served a gumbo of idiotic commentary that will turn even the sanest traveler into a stark-raving madman. You've just crossed over into...the FREAKQUELS ZONE!

NosFERRETu has returned, biting the ankles of peasants and transforming them into vampiric ferrets! After learning there’s a bounty for its staking, EJ and Rory decide to get in on some of that sweet sweet reward money! Before waging war with the little guy, vampire expert Elle Snow prepares the boys for the horrors to come by having them study one of the greatest vampire films of all time, “NOSFERATU!” Will they survive the furry fury of NosFERRETu? Eh…who cares?

Happy NEW YEARS FREAKQUENTS and welcome to SEASON 3! This week, a string of New Year-themed murders have occurred and EJ once again suspects Rory since he’s generally found guilty of such things. Will EJ confront Rory about his murderous ways or will he let it be someone else’s problem since he needs a buddy to review the forgotten 80’s horror gem “NEW YEAR’S EVIL” with? Priorities!