🌪️ January Blues, Storms, and Brain Farts: We've Got It All! 🌪️

January feels endless, and the storms aren’t just outside—they’re in the States too! With a president who definitely shouldn’t go off script (ever) and one that really needs to blend that colour! We’re diving into the chaos of current events, awkward moments, and life’s little... icks

💭 Topics on the Table:

• Horking up (yes, we went there) and the delight of wanting to be guntless and arsless.
• BMP—because taking your parents or in-laws out for lunch should be stress-free, but overthinking turns it into a food-induced nightmare. Seriously, just don’t eat it then!
• The wild world of sanitary ware alternatives. Heated toilet seats—love them or does the thought make you gip?
• A sprinkle of Wabi Sabi, embracing imperfection, and some mind-blowing caterpillar facts (trust us, you’ll love it).

Come along for the ride, or don’t, if hot toilet seats make you shudder! But we promise it’s a relatable, laugh-out-loud, and slightly unfiltered look at life.

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This episode is mainly about people, from all different aspects:

• The twunts are being cruel on Facebook to our favourite clown.
• Their choice in body changes... stop overthinking it! Who on earth wants to change from a thin to a thick labia?
  • Yes, Augmentation volumisation of your labia is a thing!
  • Can we just go back to bigger eyebrows instead?

We also hear about:

• Dunn’s, Dr. Smooth, and her horrible heartburn exploits.
• And let’s be honest, who wanted to get jiggy over Christmas when there’s still cheese in the fridge? 🧀Delve in—it's all fun when you're just trying to figure out where you can lay your head! New Year bollocks - we must stop scrolling

Go on, laugh with us—you know you really want to!

🎄 The Year is Out—and So Are This Year’s Podcasts! 🎙️

We’ll be back on Thursday, 9th January, a month Thom hates (but honestly, who loves the never-ending stretch of January?)

Right now, we’re Christmas deep, so go ahead—eat what you like! Yorkshire Puddings with Christmas dinner? Just have them! Are you a finesse foodie or a blobber and dumper when it comes to festive feasts? 🍽️

This week, we tackle: 🎬 Christmas Traditions – Is it the whole movie or just that scene that makes it magical? 🎁 Best Gifts – Dunn breaks down a list of “top” gifts from a well-known paper—and let’s just say, it’s not all it’s “fish-shaped lemon squeezed” up to be! 🐟🍋

New Words Alert! We may have accidentally coined “Materbated”—not a real word, but it worked hilariously well in context. Blame it on menopause brain and its ability to turn everyday slip-ups into comedy gold (including roadkill knickers—you’ll have to listen to get that one!). 😆

🎄 Tradition Talk: Thom fires quick Christmas-themed questions at Dunn—do you follow any unusual festive rituals?

🎧 Dive In & Listen Now! Perfect for escaping the holiday chaos—or just laughing through it. We’re your festive getaway when family gatherings get a bit... much. 😉