🌪️ January Blues, Storms, and Brain Farts: We've Got It All! 🌪️

January feels endless, and the storms aren’t just outside—they’re in the States too! With a president who definitely shouldn’t go off script (ever) and one that really needs to blend that colour! We’re diving into the chaos of current events, awkward moments, and life’s little... icks

💭 Topics on the Table:

• Horking up (yes, we went there) and the delight of wanting to be guntless and arsless.
• BMP—because taking your parents or in-laws out for lunch should be stress-free, but overthinking turns it into a food-induced nightmare. Seriously, just don’t eat it then!
• The wild world of sanitary ware alternatives. Heated toilet seats—love them or does the thought make you gip?
• A sprinkle of Wabi Sabi, embracing imperfection, and some mind-blowing caterpillar facts (trust us, you’ll love it).

Come along for the ride, or don’t, if hot toilet seats make you shudder! But we promise it’s a relatable, laugh-out-loud, and slightly unfiltered look at life.

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This episode is mainly about people, from all different aspects:

• The twunts are being cruel on Facebook to our favourite clown.
• Their choice in body changes... stop overthinking it! Who on earth wants to change from a thin to a thick labia?
  • Yes, Augmentation volumisation of your labia is a thing!
  • Can we just go back to bigger eyebrows instead?

We also hear about:

• Dunn’s, Dr. Smooth, and her horrible heartburn exploits.
• And let’s be honest, who wanted to get jiggy over Christmas when there’s still cheese in the fridge? 🧀Delve in—it's all fun when you're just trying to figure out where you can lay your head! New Year bollocks - we must stop scrolling

Go on, laugh with us—you know you really want to!

🎄 The Year is Out—and So Are This Year’s Podcasts! 🎙️

We’ll be back on Thursday, 9th January, a month Thom hates (but honestly, who loves the never-ending stretch of January?)

Right now, we’re Christmas deep, so go ahead—eat what you like! Yorkshire Puddings with Christmas dinner? Just have them! Are you a finesse foodie or a blobber and dumper when it comes to festive feasts? 🍽️

This week, we tackle: 🎬 Christmas Traditions – Is it the whole movie or just that scene that makes it magical? 🎁 Best Gifts – Dunn breaks down a list of “top” gifts from a well-known paper—and let’s just say, it’s not all it’s “fish-shaped lemon squeezed” up to be! 🐟🍋

New Words Alert! We may have accidentally coined “Materbated”—not a real word, but it worked hilariously well in context. Blame it on menopause brain and its ability to turn everyday slip-ups into comedy gold (including roadkill knickers—you’ll have to listen to get that one!). 😆

🎄 Tradition Talk: Thom fires quick Christmas-themed questions at Dunn—do you follow any unusual festive rituals?

🎧 Dive In & Listen Now! Perfect for escaping the holiday chaos—or just laughing through it. We’re your festive getaway when family gatherings get a bit... much. 😉

🎧 Listen Now! It's Latin for Membrum Virile, it's not just a slang word! Can you resist the urge to glance at that one friend who always gets the same rude thoughts as you when certain words are mentioned? - It's not possible - don't find me

In this episode, Dunn gets sweaty and picks up two new words (educational and entertaining, right?). Meanwhile, Thom channels her inner Scrooge but discovers there’s a flicker of festive spirit left, thanks to an advent calendar.

We dive into the latest trends, including intentional cluttering (yes, it’s a thing!), and wonder if a school kid told their careers officer they wanted to make pretend mushrooms for a living. Inspiring! Dunn gets a new shed and promises to light it up! Shag Manor

💡 Learn a new meaning. Laugh along. And prepare to sit on the EDGE' of your seat!

Ready to join us? Hit play! 🎄✨

Alright, here we go! We invited our very first guest—a loyal listener and friend of the show—and things were going great... until our recording device decided to give up on us. Classic Thom move - what a dick 🤦‍♂️ But don't worry, we managed to claw it back, and we think we've still captured all the chaos and hilarity!

In this episode, you'll find our hideously funny take on "Mr and Mrs," some all-too-relatable train travel woes; it is coming up to Christmas for goodness sake...and our general conversation just shows how some people just sound better on tape... ok recordings... 🤔

Plus, with a few fun facts from Mrs Dunn, it’s another perfectly blunderful episode for you to enjoy! 🎙️😂

#PodcastFails #RecordingMishaps #FunTimes #MrAndMrs #ChristmasVibes #TravelAnnoyances #FunnyPodcast #ThomAndDunn #PodcastLife

It's all gone orange—whether it’s Trump, a weird obsession, or an intense love of old tights! 🍊 Come and listen to episode 24 (no judgment on the orange thing) 😂 we can't get too political...anyway it's soon going to be all red and green!! The joys says, Thom

PMO (Pisses Me Off)—not quite a "boils my piss," but a proper gripe, and it's all about the bloody hassle of washing clothes—dropping, shoving, and the usual chaos! 🧺😤

Question: Ever been trapped in an escape room with a Cheshire Cat? Just open the door, ladies! 😂 And let’s not forget the lovely symphony of cold noises from your other half... gets right up your nose, doesn’t it?

We also share those classic baby and toddler moments when you have to act fast—because when nature calls, it really calls! 🚼 Plus, whose bright innovative idea was it to put a mirror on the loo seat? Seriously, WHY?! There's so much packed into this week’s chat, it’s like we’re right there in your living room! Grab a cuppa and join us, or pop us in your ears while walking the dog, tackling the laundry, cooking, shopping, or even on your commute. However you listen, we're here to keep you entertained! ☕ we really are - ONLY FANS...nooooo

Welcome to our spooky episode, where we share some cringe-worthy jokes (you're welcome) and fascinating ghoul facts, including a bizarre tale from Dunn about bloodthirsty butterflies! 🦋 We dive into weird snacks, pointless biscuits, and why doing voiceovers might be our next gig. Oh, and a naughty Muppet named Desmond who’ll give you more than a finger infection!

We also chat about dreamy states, love, and whether your height makes you assertive (not gobby) in a crowded room. 👻. I say, Love... Thom dislikes to be called Love; unless you're a butcher or an old man with big ears!

Tune in for laughs, strange facts, and unexpected treats! mwahhhhhhh 🎃👻🕸️🧛‍♂️🧟‍♀️

Thom's howling with laughter this week, while Dunn's losing her cool over Thorful's handcrafted, playful, and luxurious seasonal shenanigans. Yes, it's a mouthful, but Dunn's got plenty to say about knitted mushrooms and orange throws! 🎃🍂

Meanwhile, the hound has been barking non-stop, leaving us to wonder if removing his voice box might be a little too extreme... but oh, the peace it would bring! 🐕🔊

In this episode, we're diving into all things that shouldn't be taboo... period! and sharing some hilarious podcast stories we've discovered this week. As the spooky season creeps in, we’re getting those spiders out of the loft and leaving buckets of water for the postmen and women to bob for apples – because why not? 🍏💦

Also on the agenda: Toad… no, Thom, 3-toed sloth! Dunn’s bizarre audition experience...Thrutch face, and a chat about all those quirky things you secretly love but know are a bit weird.

And of course, tune in for our binge-watch TV recommendations – because what's life without a good show to get obsessed with?

Join us for a fun, cheeky episode full of random hilarity! I think Thom may now be over it